How to tell if you're a....

DS1119 wrote:

I always take one towel from anywhere I stay if they're nice towels.


#projectratfuck

:shock:

RKCNDY wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Sucker.

I hate cheap ass pens that companies buy...specifically those papermate pens with a cap. Clickey pens are where it's at.

dc has no idea that I send out holiday cards addressed in calligraphy. Cards are written in fountain pen too...

Fuck all you teachers that gave me an N in penmanship :evil:

Yeah, those pens with the caps suck shit. No one in my office would stand for that shit - there would be a mutiny. Smooth rolling gel pens with the clicker and soft grip for us princesses. I have about a dozen hoarded at home. I'm good in the pens department for the foreseeable future.

comebackgirl wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I hate cheap ass pens that companies buy...specifically those papermate pens with a cap. Clickey pens are where it's at.

dc has no idea that I send out holiday cards addressed in calligraphy. Cards are written in fountain pen too...

Fuck all you teachers that gave me an N in penmanship :evil:

Yeah, those pens with the caps suck shit. No one in my office would stand for that shit - there would be a mutiny. Smooth rolling gel pens with the clicker and soft grip for us princesses. I have about a dozen hoarded at home. I'm good in the pens department for the foreseeable future.

Whenever we have to order giveaways - these are the pens I pick...and then I #ratfuck them. I'm completely filled up with post-it notes too :shifty:

Stealing office supplies from work is okay... because they owe us, those #ratfucks :evil: :shifty:

PJ_Soul wrote:

Stealing office supplies from work is okay... because they owe us, those #ratfucks :evil: :shifty:

it's not 'stealing'...it's on 'temporary loan'...and then when there is barely enough ink left in it, I put it back into the general pen population...for some other poor soul to get maybe a day's worth of writing out of it. :twisted:

(I used to work in a clinic, so most people didn't pay attention to where their pens went)

if you are a RF and don't realize that you are a RF, then you are really a RF

rick1zoo2 wrote:

if you are a RF and don't realize that you are a RF, then you are really a RF

are you taking about a certain someone?

comebackgirl wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

The other day I accidentally left some cheese in my shopping cart, and didn't realize it until I was out and all the way across the parking lot... I didn't go back. I think that makes me a #ratfuck. And a shoplifter of cheese. :oops:

They're probably issuing a search warrant for your fridge right now :?

Probably!! ... I really do feel like a fucking rat fuck about that one! But it was raining out and everything... :shifty: :fp:

dcfaithful wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Sucker.

I hate cheap ass pens that companies buy...specifically those papermate pens with a cap. Clickey pens are where it's at.

dc has no idea that I send out holiday cards addressed in calligraphy. Cards are written in fountain pen too...

Fuck all you teachers that gave me an N in penmanship :evil:

This has to be proven by sending me a Christmas card.

lisa makes a bad ass christmas card....

comebackgirl wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

They're probably issuing a search warrant for your fridge right now :?

Probably!! ... I really do feel like a fucking rat fuck about that one! But it was raining out and everything... :shifty: :fp:

#ratfucks do like cheese :think: Next time you go shopping you can bring back what's left

Are you kidding? It was brie - that shit's long gone! It was probably even more delicious because it was naughty.

You are a RF if you honk at me for having the right of way and taking it. I know this is jersey and all...but the rules of the road still apply. #ratfuck