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81
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
If you hear somebody say something that sounds dirty post it here.

Tell us who said what, and if deemed dirty, you get a point. Person with most points gets a Philly present.

Deadline is next tuesday and 5pm central.
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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    asked my wife if I could have _________ tonight

    She replied "that's dirty"

    ____ = keeping it family friendly
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    ok, merit system...I'm out. Would never ask my wife that....this early
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • London Bridge
    London Bridge USA Posts: 4,733
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    merit system = contest over :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    London Bridge wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does it have to be something posted here or can I just make up a bunch of shit?
    No cheating. Merit system. Heard in person.

    merit system = contest over :lol:



    :lol:
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I'm working at a chime manufacturers, and this week I overheard one of the sales reps say:
    "The customer asked if I had Morning Wood." (Yeah...it is a discontinued chime).
    ELITIST FUK
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    SD48277 wrote:
    I'm working at a chime manufacturers, and this week I overheard one of the sales reps say:
    "The customer asked if I had Morning Wood." (Yeah...it is a discontinued chime).

    :lol::lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    when I went to the asthma dr. last week the nurse said "put your mouth around this and blow as hard and as long as you can"

    also, a girl I work with that teaches a class on the side said she has a student with the name "Elle Cockholder".
    She checked the official roster to make sure someone wasn't making it up... :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This local commercial just ran during the Yankee game. I had dirty thoughts and may have uttered something dirty. Does that count?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1mjL1uXmcs
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    Someone offered me a "Philly Present".....sounds dirty!
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    cheese curds
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    edited August 2012
    i was taking Sam (our dog) for a walk yesterday when i heard two kids talking about how they wished they could "bounce their balls all day long until they went to bed." :lol: they were bouncing basketballs....

    i started cracking up....
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  • hgpjam11
    hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    In Trader Joe's with my daughter & she's pushing the tiny cart. I grab a bag of almonds and she says "can I hold your nuts?"

    At work there's something every day... Last one I remember was someone saying "did you pull out?"
    I win.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    mfc2006 wrote:
    i was taking Sam (our dog) for a walk yesterday when i head two kids talking about how they wished they could "bounce their balls all day long until they went to bed." :lol: they were bouncing basketballs....

    i started cracking up....

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ms. DC and I are sitting on the couch and she is telling me about this wine class she's taking in school.

    She says, "Did you know that the final stage of tasting wine is called 'spitting and swallowing'.

    :D
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dirty beer.
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
    with a catsup chaser ;)
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Dirty beer.

    you drank it anyway...didn't you?
    with a catsup chaser ;)


    tasty! :lol:
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