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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Not exactly ratfuckery but still...

    you volunteer me to help move someone's apartment, U-Haul and everything on Saturday morning, and tell me this today.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Not exactly ratfuckery but still...

    you volunteer me to help move someone's apartment, U-Haul and everything on Saturday morning, and tell me this today.

    Yes sir, that is pure ratfuckery!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Not exactly ratfuckery but still...

    you volunteer me to help move someone's apartment, U-Haul and everything on Saturday morning, and tell me this today.

    Yes sir, that is pure ratfuckery!

    Well, I'm not claiming ratfuckery.

    Said person is my significant other. :fp: :oops: :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm a ratfuck for not being to sleep.
    I think the same thing about myself every single night! :fp:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm a ratfuck for not being to sleep.
    I think the same thing about you every single night! :fp:
    fixed that for ya, PJ_Soul.





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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm a ratfuck for not being to sleep.
    I think the same thing about you every single night! :fp:
    fixed that for ya, PJ_Soul.





    :mrgreen::lol:

    :fp:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    mickeyrat wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm a ratfuck for not being to sleep.
    I think the same thing about you every single night! :fp:
    fixed that for ya, PJ_Soul.





    :mrgreen::lol:
    As I lay in bed falling asleep, all I can think of is DS ... being a rat fuck?? :lol: Noooo! ;)
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    you're a total ratfuck if you 'lie by omission' (tell half-truths), but act like you don't know what that means when confronted (even worse, act like it isn't even a phenomenon), in more times than thrice.......you're [i'm] a bigger rf for dealing with it.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who can't show up to work because they are "sick" and choose to send me a text message instead of calling are rat fucks.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    when you chastise me for using a little bit of language when you ticked me off last week, and then today you got a peeved and said to me F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU. and I think at least one of the kids heard you. not only at RF but a hypocrite too
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,238
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you chastise me for using a little bit of language when you ticked me off last week, and then today you got a peeved and said to me F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU. and I think at least one of the kids heard you. not only at RF but a hypocrite too

    ahhhh, married life :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you chastise me for using a little bit of language when you ticked me off last week, and then today you got a peeved and said to me F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU. and I think at least one of the kids heard you. not only at RF but a hypocrite too
    thats bad!
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    imalive wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you chastise me for using a little bit of language when you ticked me off last week, and then today you got a peeved and said to me F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU. and I think at least one of the kids heard you. not only at RF but a hypocrite too

    ahhhh, married life :lol:
    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    When you are a winged bird with the ability to fly great lengths, yet you choose to waddle across the road I am driving on - you are a RF.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    When you are a winged bird with the ability to fly great lengths, yet you choose to waddle across the road I am driving on - you are a RF.

    i swear to god, one of these days i'm going to snap and just plow through a flock of geese
    81 is now off the air

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    When you are a winged bird with the ability to fly great lengths, yet you choose to waddle across the road I am driving on - you are a RF.

    i swear to god, one of these days i'm going to snap and just plow through a flock of geese
    :lol: Where are all these flocks of geese waddling across roads? ... Chicago really sounds like a magical place! :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    When you are a winged bird with the ability to fly great lengths, yet you choose to waddle across the road I am driving on - you are a RF.

    i swear to god, one of these days i'm going to snap and just plow through a flock of geese
    :lol: Where are all these flocks of geese waddling across roads? ... Chicago really sounds like a magical place! :lol:
    canadian invasision. WITHOUT PAPERS!!!! the fuckers have set up shop pooping verywhere!!
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    imalive wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    when you chastise me for using a little bit of language when you ticked me off last week, and then today you got a peeved and said to me F*CK YOU, F*CK YOU. and I think at least one of the kids heard you. not only at RF but a hypocrite too

    ahhhh, married life :lol:


    this is actually the post-married life.

    And she did it again last night. but I pushed her buttons, kinda to see how quick I could get her to hang up the phone on me. Took me about 7.3 seconds to get one FU and a hang up.

    maybe that makes me a RF? so what.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    mickeyrat wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:

    i swear to god, one of these days i'm going to snap and just plow through a flock of geese
    :lol: Where are all these flocks of geese waddling across roads? ... Chicago really sounds like a magical place! :lol:
    canadian invasision. WITHOUT PAPERS!!!! the fuckers have set up shop pooping verywhere!!
    I HATE Canada Geese!!! They shit everywhere - you can't even sit on the grass in parks anymore! And apparently we can't cull them or anything because they're considered property of the Queen of England or something ridiculous like that. :roll: :roll:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    your a ratfuck when you threaten to kill someone who just got you out of jail for uttering death threats :o

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