Encinitas Pearl Jam Fan needs Help!

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  • SOLAT319
    SOLAT319 Posts: 4,609
    Freddy Arheehar wrote:
    Pearl Jam, please grant this request. I do not want my neighboring town in SoCal to be subject to an epic dump when she returns... yuck!
    We need this turd dropped off in Scandinavia!
    Please play Dirty Frank!
    Best post under this thread.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

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  • Beddie Vedder
    Beddie Vedder Posts: 23
    Bump.
  • 5882300
    5882300 Posts: 813
    All right fellas, I'm tucked in safely in Oslo. Still need your help please. Exacerbated the situation on my flight. Dirty Frank tomorrow night would definitely fix the problem.
    Thanks!
  • Evil-Little-Goat
    Evil-Little-Goat Posts: 126
    Thanks for supporting my dear friend everyone.

    I've been in awe of the determination she has displayed throughout the whole tour and would love for this deuce to happen.
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    we have tried all these foods in Europe: rich Italian dishes, Swedish meatballs, French bakery goods, prunes, Goulash in Prague....lattes to name a few and still no dumpski
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    also, what a better way to practice for Missoula! freak Euros the fuck out, give a girl some relief and be ready to rock it in Jeff's home town.
  • bword
    bword Posts: 74
    I sure hope this shit happens! :mrgreen:
    Ripple in still water when there is no pebble tossed nor wind to blow...
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    bword wrote:
    I sure hope this shit happens! :mrgreen:
    :lol::lol:

    have you tried a crap load of coffee yet??
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    bump for a dump
    this is not a make believe story...the flight back to USA could be brutal
  • 5882300
    5882300 Posts: 813
    Great set list in Oslo tonight even if Dirty Frank was left off.
    Would love to see it played in Copenhagen so I can fly back to Cali in comfort.
  • 5882300
    5882300 Posts: 813
    So I didn't get any help in Europe but I am certain that all of the travel to Missoula will clog up the pipes again. How about Dirty Frank in Missoula? Anyone down for that?
  • Evil-Little-Goat
    Evil-Little-Goat Posts: 126
    UPDATE:
    My friend had the studio version creep up on her as she was driving today... Fortunately for everyone in the surrounding area, it did not have the same side effects as seeing this song live would likely have.

    I'm sure that Missoula is more than capable of handling a dump of this size.
    C'mon guys help my friend out, please play DIRTY FRANK.
  • PNuttyJam
    PNuttyJam Posts: 837
    This thread was begging for a parody. I couldn't resist at least the first verse. It is not pleasant, but nothing in this thread has been, so...

    Dirty Stank
    Dirty Stank dookie you’re a real nasty poo, yeah
    Need a recipe to move this anus soup, yeah
    She wants to deuce. Can't let it loose. Now her little tummy’s getting backed up full of crap.
    I got a cupboard full of expired, old ingredients
    Don’t eat too much or the movement will be expedient
    Eats meat. A release.
    Cold toilet water splashin on your ass and on your cheeks, Dirty Stank
    Dirty Stank, yeah
    A Dirty Stank. A Dirty Stank. Ewww, oh!
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  • 5882300
    5882300 Posts: 813
    Love it!! They can add as many verses as they wish as long as they play that song. That mini plane to Missoula is sure to bind me up again so I will be looking for some relief when I get to Missoula.

    Play it!!! Play Dirty Frank you fuckers!!!!!!!


    Just to see relief on her face. Just to see relief on her face. PLAY IT!!! Just to see relief on her face, just to see relief on her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Evil-Little-Goat
    Evil-Little-Goat Posts: 126
    PNuttyJam wrote:
    This thread was begging for a parody. I couldn't resist at least the first verse. It is not pleasant, but nothing in this thread has been, so...

    Dirty Stank
    Dirty Stank dookie you’re a real nasty poo, yeah
    Need a recipe to move this anus soup, yeah
    She wants to deuce. Can't let it loose. Now her little tummy’s getting backed up full of crap.
    I got a cupboard full of expired, old ingredients
    Don’t eat too much or the movement will be expedient
    Eats meat. A release.
    Cold toilet water splashin on your ass and on your cheeks, Dirty Stank
    Dirty Stank, yeah
    A Dirty Stank. A Dirty Stank. Ewww, oh!

    :lol: AMAZING.
    Thanks for your support:)
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    well, there was what we thought to be the dump earlier this week... smell was horrible.
    10news.com POSTED: 6:03 pm PDT July 24, 2012
    CARDIFF, Calif. -- A mysterious odor was reported along the North County coast on Tuesday. Lifeguards in Encinitas were first to report the strong, pungent odor at about 5 p.m.

    I was thinking maybe she did an aqua dump but no dice... just an odor from the Pacific.
    I think she is holding it in on purpose until Missoula... Play Dirty Frank you Pussies!
  • Evil-Little-Goat
    Evil-Little-Goat Posts: 126
    Forget all the Shit talk...
    It would make my friend Smile like a freak if Dirty Frank is played in Missoula.

    C'mon Pearl Jam, you know you wanna play it!!!

    #Dirtyfranking

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