Encinitas Pearl Jam Fan needs Help!

Evil-Little-Goat
Evil-Little-Goat Posts: 126
edited September 2012 in The Porch
My dear friend from Encinitas California is currently doing the European Tour and has a severe case of constipation, the poor girl has not been able to poop for weeks.
We've tried everything possible including Coffee, Cigarettes, warm Pear Juice plenty of European Beer, Czech food and Swedish Meatballs. You name it she's tried it!
Her last resort recently brought her to the Stockholm Pharmacy and a tube of meds to place up her you know what! EPIC FAIL.

Dear Pearl Jam, Please play Dirty Frank at some point during the next three shows so she can Shit her pants!!!

UPDATE:
Since my friend was unable to fix her unfortunate situation in Europe, this has now become the problem of the town of Encinitas. I'm hearing that there is serious concern among the locals that the area will not be able to handle a dump of this magnitude.

I have confidence that fellow fans and the people of Missoula will be able to deal with this dump for Dirty Frank.

Dear Pearl Jam, please Dirty Frank in Missoula.
It would instantly work wonders for my friend.


Thank you kindly,
Touring Friend
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  • usamamasan1
    usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    They don't have Taco Bell there huh?
  • satansbed
    satansbed Posts: 2,139
    :lol:
  • Wilds
    Wilds Posts: 4,329
    Pearl jam. Please help.
  • t0mMye
    t0mMye Posts: 821
    One of the more touching PJ fan posts...
    Ten Club # 433608, when I am 80 I will be in the front row!
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    Pearl Jam, please grant this request. I do not want my neighboring town in SoCal to be subject to an epic dump when she returns... yuck!
    We need this turd dropped off in Scandinavia!
    Please play Dirty Frank!
  • Stone.d
    Stone.d Posts: 5
    Holy Shit....pun completely intended!!!

    Get this dame some Dirty Frank ASAP!!! I'm sure her ears (and internal organs) need it. Hopefully her tour mates don't mind the epic explosion.
    I MISS YOU ALREADY!!! I MISS YOU ALWAYS!!!
  • IAMPINA
    IAMPINA Posts: 2
    Pearl Jam Boys this fan is in SERIOUS need of some DIRTY FRANK! Please play it for her...she traveled a long way and could really use your help in this time of need!

    Have fun in Europe!!!
    xoxo
    "I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me"
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    Please save Encinitas Beach!!!
    Our beaches are not the Caddy Shack pool
    Play Dirty Frank!!!
  • MC274036
    MC274036 Posts: 1
    BUMP for a DUMP!!!! SAVE ENCINITAS!!!!!!


    DIRTY FRANK EURO 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • IAMPINA
    IAMPINA Posts: 2
    Oh and Evil-Little-Goat don't forget to keep us posted on your friend! Thoughts and prayers coming your way for a poop and some DIRTY FRANK!
    "I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me"
  • stateoflove_andtrust
    stateoflove_andtrust Posts: 1
    Oh please make this happen!!!!! Clearly someone's life depends on it!

    *chanting* DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK!
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,079
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    For some Dirty Frank!!!
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Naked John
    Naked John Posts: 387
    stateoflove_andtrust wrote:
    Oh please make this happen!!!!! Clearly someone's life depends on it!

    *chanting* DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK!

    That is fantastic. :clap:
  • Freddy Arheehar
    Freddy Arheehar San Diego Posts: 525
    well, no dump tonight in Sweden... please Pearl Jam un-clog this bunghole, we have the TP! We purchased a 12 pack in Berlin ready for the occasion.
    Plus we are staying in same hotel room and our windows dont open...SKUNK-BUTT!!! :fp:
  • 5882300
    5882300 Posts: 813
    Come on Pearl Jam help a girl out. I am in pain. All of this planes, trains, boats, and automobiles stuff has got me tied up six ways from Sunday. When Burger King onion rings and Swedish suppositories fail to produce relief you know the issue has become dire. After all these years of touring and no Dirty Frank I think that would be certain to make me poop my pants and grant me the relief I am need. I agree to sport a pair of Depends adult underpants so as not to bother any other fans in my vacinity. SAVE ENCINITAS AND PLAY DIRTY FRANK IN OSLO OR COPENHAGEN!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!


    :cry::cry::cry::cry:
  • Mrs.Vedder78
    Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,585
    5882300 wrote:
    Come on Pearl Jam help a girl out. I am in pain. All of this planes, trains, boats, and automobiles stuff has got me tied up six ways from Sunday. When Burger King onion rings and Swedish suppositories fail to produce relief you know the issue has become dire. After all these years of touring and no Dirty Frank I think that would be certain to make me poop my pants and grant me the relief I am need. I agree to sport a pair of Depends adult underpants so as not to bother any other fans in my vacinity. SAVE ENCINITAS AND PLAY DIRTY FRANK IN OSLO OR COPENHAGEN!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!


    :cry::cry::cry::cry:


    Help a fan in need PJ, I'm feeling the pain for my friend here!
    PLAY DIRTY FRANK!! :D a flight back to Cali without solving the situation will be hell! :fp:
    "Without the album covers, where do you clean your pot?" - EV
  • Nami
    Nami Newfoundland Posts: 5,999
    too funny.... :lol:

    good one OP!
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  • mauichick
    mauichick Posts: 964
    A cause SUPER WORTHY to get behind!!!

    Please, please help a girl out and play Dirty Frank PJ!!

    Mucho mahalo :)
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    pjradio Posts: 6,704
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  • SOLAT319
    SOLAT319 Posts: 4,609
    Yes I support this cause.
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

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