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edited May 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    OMFG
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    :corn:
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,214
    Lizard wrote:
    OMFG
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    Please tell me this happened in Florida.

    (fingers crossed)
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    Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I thought me eating paint chips as a kid was bad...
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I blame the teachers.
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    perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 1,970
    WTF!
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I do like the ad sponsers on the side of the page though! :lol:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    That was the cheapest amusement park ride in town!

    Terrible joke, I know...That was actually very disturbing. :wtf:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
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    stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    That was unbelievable,surely they can no longer have that baby in their care?
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,214
    norm wrote:
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    exactly...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Well at least when my 12 year old tells me I am the worst parent ever... I have a video .
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,214
    stargirl69 wrote:
    That was unbelievable,surely they can no longer have that baby in their care?
    they should put them in a wash machine ,turn it on...and stop it after a week!!!!
    and take kids away from them....what stupid people are out there..unreal...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    damn I thought this was going to belong in the sexting thread...
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    stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    norm wrote:
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    Brilliant :clap:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: :oops: :|:lol::lol::lol:
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Well at least when my 12 year old tells me I am the worst parent ever... I have a video .
    The fact that you have a 12 year old proves you are a good parent.

    Darwin is crazy these days!
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    wow... their only hope is that DSS sees that they did this as a joke... an idiotic one that went way wrong

    i'm sure they're traumatized enough

    although maybe they're not stupid enough to be traumatized?
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :shock: :evil: :nono: :fp: :? :wtf:
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    I couldn't even watch it. Just reading it was enough for me. Some people don't even realize how friggen lucky they are to be able to have children. What fucktards they are for even thinking something like this would be a joke.
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    ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Bloody hell!!

    Also couldn't watch the video, the words were enough.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    Jason P wrote:
    Please tell me this happened in Florida.

    (fingers crossed)
    Nope. New Jersey.
    And it wasn't even his parents!!!!

    CAMDEN — The mother of a toddler who briefly got stuck inside an active washing machine at a southern New Jersey laundromat says she and his father aren't the people seen in a surveillance video that's received millions of hits online.

    Sakia David said today she didn't even know about the May 11 incident until she saw the video on the news. She says her son was treated at a hospital for scrapes and bruises and wasn't seriously injured.

    David says the woman in the video is the girlfriend of the boy's father and she was baby-sitting him. David says she doesn't know who the man in the video is.

    Authorities say the man put the boy in the washing machine as a prank, unaware it would automatically start.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Lizard wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Please tell me this happened in Florida.

    (fingers crossed)
    Nope. New Jersey.
    And it wasn't even his parents!!!!

    All that means is they will end up in Florida someday.
    They're crazy, bring 'em on down, join the crowd! :crazy:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    The guy who puts the kid in the washing machine is the baby-sitters boyfriend...
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The guy who puts the kid in the washing machine is the baby-sitters boyfriend...

    friends of yours?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The guy who puts the kid in the washing machine is the baby-sitters boyfriend...

    friends of yours?

    The closest of friends, why?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The guy who puts the kid in the washing machine is the baby-sitters boyfriend...

    friends of yours?

    The closest of friends, why?

    i'm writing a book on the quickest way to wash your clothes...i'd like to interview them for the chapter on baby clothes
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    LiLiNY81LiLiNY81 Posts: 775
    Listen, I'm not a kid-friendly person. I down right cannot stand kids (as Denis Leary calls them, monkeys on acid). But to put one in a washing machine? C'mon now, be more creative....like hiring that evil clown guy to scare the shit out of them and leave notes like "Better not go to sleep tonight."
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The video was pulled from YouTube, but you can see it on MSNBC.

    Holy crap.

    I don't even bring my dogs to a professional groomer because I think they might not be as careful with them as I am.

    This did remind me of the last time I ever played hide-and-seek with my nephews. They were about 8 and 4 at the time, and it was when I was in college, living at home.

    The 8 year old and I couldn't find the 4 year old _ who was a sneaky kid by nature and pretty good at hide-and-seek.

    I heard a sound... and there he was in the dryer. Laughing and so happy that he won the game.

    I almost threw up.

    Yep, we never played hide-and-seek again...
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