what's on your mind, right now?

dimitrispearljam wrote:

headache .fever.again..

Hope you feel better soon!

RYEzupSF wrote:

I was just out in the Tenderloin (SF’s main drug neighborhood) looking for some clients. I didn’t find who I was looking for, but when I returned to my car there was an intoxicated gentleman leaning against my trunk and relieving himself on the street. The following is our exchange:

Me: Awe man, really? Really?
Him: Oh, sorry. Sorry, ma’am.
Me: Right up against my car? Exposed to the street?! Come on man, at least go in between two cars.
Him: I’m sorry. I just really had to go. I didn’t want to piss all over myself.
Me: I understand when you gotta go, but damn, just hide a little bit. You can get arrested for indecent exposure. Plus, I don’t need to see that shit. No one does.
Him: I know. I’m just kind of fucked up.
Me: No worries, just have a good day. And hide a bit when you have to pee.

It’s important to note that he has continued peeing throughout our conversation. Heavy stream too. At this point, he finishes, tucks in and zips up. Oh, he burps too. Then he offers me his hand to shake-

Him:Thank you lady for being so nice to me. Most people just whup my ass.
Me: I may be nice, but you’re gonna need to wash that shit before I shake it.
Him: hahaha yeah, okay. ...Uh, can I get a few dollars, I’m thirsty.
Me: Uh, lets just leave it at you pissing on my car, and me not whupping your ass.

was that the same guy that peed on 81's truck at Alpine?

norm wrote:

pointing out the heavy stream is a nice tidbit

indeed!!!

Sara's got some stories! :corn:

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RKCNDY wrote:

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RYEzupSF wrote:

I was just out in the Tenderloin (SF’s main drug neighborhood) looking for some clients. I didn’t find who I was looking for, but when I returned to my car there was an intoxicated gentleman leaning against my trunk and relieving himself on the street. The following is our exchange:

Me: Awe man, really? Really?
Him: Oh, sorry. Sorry, ma’am.
Me: Right up against my car? Exposed to the street?! Come on man, at least go in between two cars.
Him: I’m sorry. I just really had to go. I didn’t want to piss all over myself.
Me: I understand when you gotta go, but damn, just hide a little bit. You can get arrested for indecent exposure. Plus, I don’t need to see that shit. No one does.
Him: I know. I’m just kind of fucked up.
Me: No worries, just have a good day. And hide a bit when you have to pee.

It’s important to note that he has continued peeing throughout our conversation. Heavy stream too. At this point, he finishes, tucks in and zips up. Oh, he burps too. Then he offers me his hand to shake-

Him:Thank you lady for being so nice to me. Most people just whup my ass.
Me: I may be nice, but you’re gonna need to wash that shit before I shake it.
Him: hahaha yeah, okay. ...Uh, can I get a few dollars, I’m thirsty.
Me: Uh, lets just leave it at you pissing on my car, and me not whupping your ass.

doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?

afroannnie wrote:

doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?

Exactly!! I was about to tell him we could be soulmates but thought better of it. I know I've definitely peed in much more public places. 6th avenue, NYC for instance.

DS1119 wrote:

Sorry about that. I really had to go. I just washed my hands. Can we shake now?

would you like a few dollars too?

DS1119 wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

would you like a few dollars too?

Yes please. :corn:

Two dollars?

RYEzupSF wrote:

mfc2006 wrote:

norm wrote:

pointing out the heavy stream is a nice tidbit

indeed!!!

Sara's got some stories! :corn:

It was an impressive stream.

I would love to make my job a reality show. The Kardashians ain't got shit on my clients. The Real Housewives of Jersey might be a tough match though.

i'd watch it. better than 90% of anything that's on tv!

Baseball and being team Mom again. Game scedules, snack scedules, opening day volunteers, people to work the pressbox and concessions stand, keeping up with player's medical information, team pictures and jersey numbers. We're SO busy but I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR!!!