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  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Old people. There's fewer of them, I can distract them with the same episode of "Matlock" over and over, and I won't get hassled nearly as much if one of them dies.

    Would you rather have nothing to eat/drink besides prunes and prune juice for 6 months or have to wear shoes that are 2 sizes too small every day for a year?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Give me the prunes and clear a path. :lol:



    Would you rather chew tobacco or smoke a cigar?
  • dr0ptheleash
    dr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Yuck. Probably smoke a cigar.

    Would you rather be in a snake pit for an hour or a lions cage for 10 minutes?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what kind of snake and has the lion ate recently?
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  • dr0ptheleash
    dr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Lion is half full. Snakes are poisonous but not extremly aggressive at this moment in time.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'll take my chances with the lions.

    would you rather streak across the white house lawn in winter, or wear a gortex coat in august in miami
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll wear the coat.



    Would you rather eat a 6oz candle or an entire roll of toilet paper?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Paper

    Would you rather accidentally post something humiliating on Facebook or accidentally CC your boss on a nasty, expletive-laden e-mail detailing your hatred for him/her?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Facebook choice.


    Would you rather wear guyliner or paint your nails and go to work?
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    guyliner
    rather kiss a monkey or a frog?
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  • dr0ptheleash
    dr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Frog.

    Would you rather be in jail for the rest of your life or receive the death penalty?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Jail



    WOuld you rather drink a gallon of ocean water or a gallon of pool water?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Pool

    Would you rather watch "Hoarders" or "Infestation?"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Hoarders


    Would you rather watch Saved By The Bell or The Brady Bunch?
  • dr0ptheleash
    dr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Saved by the bell.

    Would you rather swim so far you have to get rescued by a life guard every time you went into the ocean, or never let the water touch your skin?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Never let the water touch my skin.


    Would you rather go to San Diego or Miami?
  • dr0ptheleash
    dr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    San Diego I think.

    Would you rather get a rash everytime you drank something, or just have a large mole on your forehead forever?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Mole

    Would you rather be locked in a room with no clothes and 500 mosquitos for 2 days or not sleep for 5 days?
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    no sleep

    would you rather vaction on the beach or the mountains
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mountains.



    WOuld you rather wear pants that are two sizes too small or a hat that is one size too small?

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