Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Jerry: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round...

    Kramer: The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on....
    :lol::lol: Kramer creaping on the girl is hilarious. I like how he's "directing" her and telling her to take her shirt(?) off.


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    I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
    "It looks like you're going to swing in on a chandelier."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,079
    Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.
    George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
    George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
    George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "He could hsve had any woman in the world, but no one could match the beauty of his own hand."
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Leslie: You bastard!
    Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
    Jerry: That, I heard.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Newch91 wrote:
    Leslie: You bastard!
    Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
    Jerry: That, I heard.

    What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,079
    Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Leslie: You bastard!
    Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
    Jerry: That, I heard.

    What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"
    :lol: I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Leslie: You bastard!
    Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
    Jerry: That, I heard.

    What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"
    :lol: I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.

    Easily in the top 10, maybe top 5.

    "You don't have to worry about me...I won a contest".
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"
    :lol: I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.

    Easily in the top 10, maybe top 5.

    "You don't have to worry about me...I won a contest".
    Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Newch91 wrote:
    Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.

    The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.

    The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.
    Forgot about Keith. I change my top 5 to put Keith Hernandez in and take The Hamptons out.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.

    The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.
    Forgot about Keith. I change my top 5 to put Keith Hernandez in and take The Hamptons out.

    I love the Keith episode(s)...mainly because of the hysterical second spitter re-enactment, but i love this part too.. :lol:

    JERRY: No I can't I've got some stuff to do then I've got to meet Keith at my apartment
    at three. I'm helping him move.
    GEORGE: What? The guy asked you to HELP HIM MOVE? Wow.
    JERRY: I know isn't that something?
    KRAMER: He's got money. Why doesn't he just pay a mover?
    JERRY: I don't know … he's got some valuable antiques, He's worried they'll break
    something.
    GEORGE: The next thing you know, he'll have you driving him to the airport..
    JERRY: I'M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    Another top 5 contender; The Stall

    Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
    Jerry: Oh youre crazy
    Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
    Jerry: Its impossible
    Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
    Jerry: It cant be
    Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
    Jerry: Allright enough!
    Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    bindy123 wrote:
    Another top 5 contender; The Stall

    Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
    Jerry: Oh youre crazy
    Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
    Jerry: Its impossible
    Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
    Jerry: It cant be
    Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
    Jerry: Allright enough!
    Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

    Yeah this is a great exchange. Especially the "am I so sane....?" part
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    bindy123 wrote:
    Another top 5 contender; The Stall

    Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
    Jerry: Oh youre crazy
    Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
    Jerry: Its impossible
    Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
    Jerry: It cant be
    Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
    Jerry: Allright enough!
    Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!


    "Don't call me anymore.."
    "You either.."
    :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    I cant spare a square. I dont have a square to spare
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Peterman is my favourite sub character.

    Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter based pastry that has been sitting in a poorly ventilated basement for several decades?

    well, I.....

    I think what you're about to go through.... (pats stomach twice)....is punishment enough.

    Good day.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Peterman is my favourite sub character.

    Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter based pastry that has been sitting in a poorly ventilated basement for several decades?

    well, I.....

    I think what you're about to go through.... (pats stomach twice)....is punishment enough.

    Good day.

    No way Peterman is as good as Jackie Childs. "Your face is my case"

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