Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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Newch91 wrote:Ledbetterman10 wrote:Jerry: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round...
Kramer: The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on....Kramer creaping on the girl is hilarious. I like how he's "directing" her and telling her to take her shirt(?) off.
I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1
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Heisenberg wrote:"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.
George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!Tell the captain
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'0 -
"He could hsve had any woman in the world, but no one could match the beauty of his own hand."0
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Leslie: You bastard!
Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That, I heard.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Newch91 wrote:Leslie: You bastard!
Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That, I heard.
What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"0 -
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.Tell the captain
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'0 -
Heisenberg wrote:Newch91 wrote:Leslie: You bastard!
Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That, I heard.
What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:Heisenberg wrote:Newch91 wrote:Leslie: You bastard!
Bryant Gumble: Did you hear that?
Jerry: That, I heard.
What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.
Easily in the top 10, maybe top 5.
"You don't have to worry about me...I won a contest".0 -
Heisenberg wrote:Newch91 wrote:Heisenberg wrote:What a great episode..."A vast ye matey? what the hell does that mean?"
I put that episode in the legendary category. I was just about to post that quote.
Easily in the top 10, maybe top 5.
"You don't have to worry about me...I won a contest".Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.
The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.0 -
Heisenberg wrote:Newch91 wrote:Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.
The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:Heisenberg wrote:Newch91 wrote:Definitely top 5 with The Contest, The Hamptons, The Opposite, and The Soup Nazi. That would be my top 5.
The Keith Harnandez episode is up there pretty high, as is Teri Hatcher.
I love the Keith episode(s)...mainly because of the hysterical second spitter re-enactment, but i love this part too..
JERRY: No I can't I've got some stuff to do then I've got to meet Keith at my apartment
at three. I'm helping him move.
GEORGE: What? The guy asked you to HELP HIM MOVE? Wow.
JERRY: I know isn't that something?
KRAMER: He's got money. Why doesn't he just pay a mover?
JERRY: I don't know … he's got some valuable antiques, He's worried they'll break
something.
GEORGE: The next thing you know, he'll have you driving him to the airport..
JERRY: I'M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
Another top 5 contender; The Stall
Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
Jerry: Oh youre crazy
Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
Jerry: Its impossible
Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
Jerry: It cant be
Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
Jerry: Allright enough!
Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!"God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker0 -
bindy123 wrote:Another top 5 contender; The Stall
Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
Jerry: Oh youre crazy
Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
Jerry: Its impossible
Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
Jerry: It cant be
Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
Jerry: Allright enough!
Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
Yeah this is a great exchange. Especially the "am I so sane....?" part2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com0 -
bindy123 wrote:Another top 5 contender; The Stall
Cosmo: Jerry that voice is tattooed on my brain
Jerry: Oh youre crazy
Cosmo: Am I. Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
Jerry: Its impossible
Cosmo: Is it. Or is it so possible your head is spinning like a top
Jerry: It cant be
Cosmo: Cant it. Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you
Jerry: Allright enough!
Cosmo: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
"Don't call me anymore.."
"You either.."Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
I cant spare a square. I dont have a square to spare"God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker0
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Peterman is my favourite sub character.
Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter based pastry that has been sitting in a poorly ventilated basement for several decades?
well, I.....
I think what you're about to go through.... (pats stomach twice)....is punishment enough.
Good day.Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
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Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:Peterman is my favourite sub character.
Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter based pastry that has been sitting in a poorly ventilated basement for several decades?
well, I.....
I think what you're about to go through.... (pats stomach twice)....is punishment enough.
Good day.
No way Peterman is as good as Jackie Childs. "Your face is my case"0
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