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  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll be the Gecko because the duck got fired and I'd hate to lose my job.

    Would you rather have a seagull drop a deuce on your back at the beach on a hot day when nobody's allowed in the water because of riptides or have the seagull drop a deuce on you on a calm day and get pinched in the crotch by a crab while you wash your back off in the ocean?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    My crotch ain't getting pinched by any crab, so I'll go with the former.

    Swim next to someone peeing in a pool
    or
    next to someone pooping in the ocean?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll go with the pool and let the chlorine take care of it.

    Would you rather have a can of soda explode in your car while you're driving or have a dog with crap on its paws run around your bedroom (including on your bed, pillows, etc.)?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    soda explode in the car

    Swallow poison until you grow immune
    or
    Scream your lungs out 'til it fills the room?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    "The Princess Bride" is a great movie, so I'll go with the poison.

    Would you rather buy a painting for $5 at a yard sale and discover an original Picasso behind it or buy a box of old baseball cards for $5 and discover a T-206 Honus Wagner inside?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    As much as I loved collecting baseball cards as a kid, I'd take the Picasso
    Would you rather attend a Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin concert?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    It's a close call but I'll take Zeppelin. I'd pee my pants if I could even see them regroup now with Bonham's kid for a tour.

    Would you rather warm orange juice or cold coffee?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    warm OJ.

    the spoon was the only utensil you could use
    or
    have to blend & drink all your food?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll use the spoon.

    Would you rather be the only person in your office to dress up for Halloween or the only person in your office not to dress up for Halloween?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The only person to dress up for Halloween.


    Would you rather have a ham or bologna sandwich?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Ham

    Would you rather eat a jar of mustard with nothing to drink or eat a jar of relish with nothing to drink?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mustard.


    Would you rather an entire can of shaving cream or a tube of preparation h?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Shaving cream

    Would you rather be struck by lightning or attacked by a shark?
  • kdizzle.delio
    kdizzle.delio Posts: 292
    I'll go lightning.

    Would you rather eat a 2 AA or AAA batteries?
    "I want to Rock & Roll all night, and part of everyday"
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    2 AAA


    Would you rather warm soda or cold coffee?
  • iOnlyownMymind
    iOnlyownMymind Posts: 2,952
    cold coffee


    Would you rather watch paint dry or grass grow?
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    iOnlyownMymind wrote:
    cold coffee


    Would you rather watch paint dry or grass grow?
    grass grow

    would you rather stub your toe or rip off a hangnail
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  • Constant Recoil...
    Constant Recoil... Posts: 1,276
    hangnail

    Would you rather be sitting when everyone is standing or standing when everybody is sitting?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll sit (unless it's at a concert).

    Would you rather have lemonade or iced tea?
  • Nami
    Nami Newfoundland Posts: 5,999
    Monster Rain wrote:
    I'll sit (unless it's at a concert).

    Would you rather have lemonade or iced tea?

    Iced tea

    Would you rather be a teenager or an adult?
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