I don't like either but I'll go with crab since I can catch them from my uncle's dock. No sense in spending money for something I know I'm going to hate.
Would you rather be shot in the leg (non-fatal) or have a compound fracture in that leg?
I'll be the Gecko because the duck got fired and I'd hate to lose my job.
Would you rather have a seagull drop a deuce on your back at the beach on a hot day when nobody's allowed in the water because of riptides or have the seagull drop a deuce on you on a calm day and get pinched in the crotch by a crab while you wash your back off in the ocean?
I'll go with the pool and let the chlorine take care of it.
Would you rather have a can of soda explode in your car while you're driving or have a dog with crap on its paws run around your bedroom (including on your bed, pillows, etc.)?
"The Princess Bride" is a great movie, so I'll go with the poison.
Would you rather buy a painting for $5 at a yard sale and discover an original Picasso behind it or buy a box of old baseball cards for $5 and discover a T-206 Honus Wagner inside?
"I want to Rock & Roll all night, and part of everyday"
Sept.11/05 Kitchener, Ontario
May 10/10 Buffalo, New York
Sept.11 & Sept 12/2011, Toronto, Ontario
Sept. 15/11 Hamilton, Ontario
Oct. 12/13 Buffalo, New York
Oct 16/14 Detroit, Michigan
May 10/16 Toronto, Ontario
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Would you rather be shot in the leg (non-fatal) or have a compound fracture in that leg?
Would you rather drink from a total stranger's straw or lick the sidewalk?
Would you rather have to walk everywhere while crouching like a catcher or have to hop like a frog everywhere?
Would you rather shave your left or right eyebrow?
Would you rather have 500 spiders fall on your head or wake up to find 500 worms in your bed?
WOuld you rather eat a soda or beer can?
Would you rather be a great baseball player or a great football player?
Would you rather be 3 foot tall or twelve feet tall?
12 feet tall. Then I'd date a dwarf.
Would you rather have no toes or feet that are only 2 inches wide?
Would you rather be the gecko from the Geico commercials or the duck from the Aflac commercials?
Would you rather have a seagull drop a deuce on your back at the beach on a hot day when nobody's allowed in the water because of riptides or have the seagull drop a deuce on you on a calm day and get pinched in the crotch by a crab while you wash your back off in the ocean?
Swim next to someone peeing in a pool
or
next to someone pooping in the ocean?
Would you rather have a can of soda explode in your car while you're driving or have a dog with crap on its paws run around your bedroom (including on your bed, pillows, etc.)?
Swallow poison until you grow immune
or
Scream your lungs out 'til it fills the room?
Would you rather buy a painting for $5 at a yard sale and discover an original Picasso behind it or buy a box of old baseball cards for $5 and discover a T-206 Honus Wagner inside?
Would you rather attend a Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin concert?
Would you rather warm orange juice or cold coffee?
the spoon was the only utensil you could use
or
have to blend & drink all your food?
Would you rather be the only person in your office to dress up for Halloween or the only person in your office not to dress up for Halloween?
Would you rather have a ham or bologna sandwich?
Would you rather eat a jar of mustard with nothing to drink or eat a jar of relish with nothing to drink?
Would you rather an entire can of shaving cream or a tube of preparation h?
Would you rather be struck by lightning or attacked by a shark?
Would you rather eat a 2 AA or AAA batteries?
Sept.11/05 Kitchener, Ontario
May 10/10 Buffalo, New York
Sept.11 & Sept 12/2011, Toronto, Ontario
Sept. 15/11 Hamilton, Ontario
Oct. 12/13 Buffalo, New York
Oct 16/14 Detroit, Michigan
May 10/16 Toronto, Ontario
Would you rather warm soda or cold coffee?
Would you rather watch paint dry or grass grow?
would you rather stub your toe or rip off a hangnail
PJ - Auckland 2009; Alpine Valley1&2 2011; Man1, Am'dam1&2, Berlin1&2, Stockholm, Oslo & Copenhagen 2012; LA, Oakland, Portland, Spokane, Calgary, Vancouver, Seattle 2013; Auckland 2014, Auckland1&2 2024
EV - Canberra, Newcastle & Sydney 1&2 2011
Would you rather be sitting when everyone is standing or standing when everybody is sitting?
Would you rather have lemonade or iced tea?
Iced tea
Would you rather be a teenager or an adult?