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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dead people.


    WOuld you rather go back to your junior or senior prom?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Senior

    Would you rather be a taxidermist or work in a crematorium?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Crematorium.

    Would you rather give up chicken or beef?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    Crematorium.

    Would you rather give up chicken or beef?

    I hate to say it, but I think I'd give up beef just for the health factor. I think I could come up with enough decent ideas for chicken, turkey, and pork to keep me from missing my steaks and burgers too badly.

    Would you rather be with Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Wilma

    Have all the guitar parts in every song ever written replaced by kazoos
    Or
    replaced by french horns?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    French horns.

    Would you rather have large kidney stones or an ulcer?
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,145
    ulcer

    would you rather watch a vampire movie or a zombie movie?
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Vampire movie as long as it's not one of the Twilight films.

    Would you rather use a pince cone as toilet paper or hot sauce as mouthwash?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Hot sauce

    swim in a freezing lake
    Or
    Run barefoot on hot coals?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    hot coals for sure
    Would you rather watch Threes Company or Gilligan's Island?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Gillian's Island

    Watch a Golden Girls marathon
    Or watch the Golden Girls run a marathon?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    uninnocent- wrote:
    Gillian's Island

    Watch a Golden Girls marathon
    Or watch the Golden Girls run a marathon?

    I'll go with the TV show. I don't need to witness any deaths.

    Would you rather spend 4 hours on hold listening to a recording tell you, "Your call is important to us," or stand in line for 1.5 hours in the rain with no umbrella and not even get what you were waiting for?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I'd be on hold, I can occupy myself while waiting.

    Forget how to read
    Or forget how to write?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Write

    Would you rather look like crap but smell nice or look nice but smell like crap?
  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Look like crap and smell nice.

    Grow wings and be able to fly
    Or grow gills and be able to live underwater?
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    uninnocent- wrote:
    Look like crap and smell nice.

    Grow wings and be able to fly
    Or grow gills and be able to live underwater?

    I'll say grow gills and be able to live underwater. That seems like it would be more handy in a disaster. I'd be the Ultimate Doomsday Prepper.

    Would you rather eat a pound of cheese or take 3 laxatives?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    I could down a pound of cheese no prob
    Would you rather have no television at your house or no means of listening to music in your car?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Monster Rain
    Monster Rain Posts: 1,415
    No music in the car.

    Would you rather have an apartment on the 30th floor and the elevator is out of order for the entire summer every year to conserve energy or live in a basement apartment that floods every time it rains?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    30th floor apartment.



    Would you rather have chciken wings or pizza for dinner?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    right now I'm gonna go with Wings
    Would you rather your favorite sports team play a hell of a game against a favored opponent, only to blow it and lose in the final minutes or just go ahead and get blown out?
    We were but stones your light made us stars

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