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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Nevertheless, I'll probably just pay the damn ticket. Don't think it's worth my time to go down and dispute when I'm pretty sure how it'll go.

    fight the power! you can't let the man do that to ya! :lol:

    I had some second thoughts. I don't want to give the government any more reason to know who I am. :lol:

    Going in and arguing a parking ticket certainly won't help.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,530
    dcfaithful wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Nevertheless, I'll probably just pay the damn ticket. Don't think it's worth my time to go down and dispute when I'm pretty sure how it'll go.

    fight the power! you can't let the man do that to ya! :lol:

    I had some second thoughts. I don't want to give the government any more reason to know who I am. :lol:

    Going in and arguing a parking ticket certainly won't help.
    they also might decide to search you in th ecourtroom and find that doob you forgot was in your pocket. :P
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    they also might decide to search you in th ecourtroom and find that doob you forgot was in your pocket. :P

    Nah, I mistook that for a quarter and shoved it in the meter yesterday. Probably what ultimately made me so pissed off. Those doobs are my meds, man. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,530
    dcfaithful wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    they also might decide to search you in th ecourtroom and find that doob you forgot was in your pocket. :P

    Nah, I mistook that for a quarter and shoved it in the meter yesterday. Probably what ultimately made me so pissed off. Those doobs are my meds, man. :lol:
    license, registration ,insurance card and med marijuana card please. Thank you "sir". Hold on while I go write this up.
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So I go to a pizza joint I frequent. They are out of plain slices and tell me I can wait twenty five minutes for some. They offer instead some sausage slices that are made if I don't want to wait instead. I say yes...and then they charge me extra for the sausage. I'd say that's a ratfuck move those ratfucks. :-x
    no they didnt charge you extra for the sauage slice. They charged you sausage slice prices. YOU'RE the dumbass thinking you'd get a discount for something that happens everyday.


    The guy when he offered the sausage slices said they wouldn't charge me. The girl who rang it up at the register did even though she was standing right next to him when he said it. I wasn't going to argue over 50 cents so I guess I'm a rat fuck. :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    they also might decide to search you in th ecourtroom and find that doob you forgot was in your pocket. :P

    Nah, I mistook that for a quarter and shoved it in the meter yesterday. Probably what ultimately made me so pissed off. Those doobs are my meds, man. :lol:
    license, registration ,insurance card and med marijuana card please. Thank you "sir". Hold on while I go write this up.

    The day that Utah even has anything remotely close to a medical marijuana card is one that only exists in a far off fantasy land. :roll:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So I go to a pizza joint I frequent. They are out of plain slices and tell me I can wait twenty five minutes for some. They offer instead some sausage slices that are made if I don't want to wait instead. I say yes...and then they charge me extra for the sausage. I'd say that's a ratfuck move those ratfucks. :-x
    no they didnt charge you extra for the sauage slice. They charged you sausage slice prices. YOU'RE the dumbass thinking you'd get a discount for something that happens everyday.


    The guy when he offered the sausage slices said they wouldn't charge me. The girl who rang it up at the register did even though she was standing right next to him when he said it. I wasn't going to argue over 50 cents so I guess I'm a rat fuck. :lol:

    I now feel better about arguing over a $15 parking ticket. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    ....if you get a thread locked.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    Lizard wrote:
    ....if you get a thread locked.

    I kill a lot of 'em :shifty:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    ....if you get a thread locked.


    that's a right of passage or is it rite
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
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    rite
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,530
    DS1119 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    So I go to a pizza joint I frequent. They are out of plain slices and tell me I can wait twenty five minutes for some. They offer instead some sausage slices that are made if I don't want to wait instead. I say yes...and then they charge me extra for the sausage. I'd say that's a ratfuck move those ratfucks. :-x
    no they didnt charge you extra for the sauage slice. They charged you sausage slice prices. YOU'RE the dumbass thinking you'd get a discount for something that happens everyday.


    The guy when he offered the sausage slices said they wouldn't charge me. The girl who rang it up at the register did even though she was standing right next to him when he said it. I wasn't going to argue over 50 cents so I guess I'm a rat fuck. :lol:
    They still didnt charge you extra!!!!! They charged to regular normal sausage slice price!!! She was a blond chippy wasnt she. Or young. Prob both.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    The guy when he offered the sausage slices said they wouldn't charge me. The girl who rang it up at the register did even though she was standing right next to him when he said it. I wasn't going to argue over 50 cents so I guess I'm a rat fuck. :lol:
    They still didnt charge you extra!!!!! They charged to regular normal sausage slice price!!! She was a blond chippy wasnt she. Or young. Prob both.


    But they said they charged me and the woman was probably in her fifties.. I'm going back on my statement. They are ratfucks! :lol:
  • photogirlliz
    photogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    Carey wrote:
    I have yet another doozy of a RF story :roll:

    My soon to be ex-husband is trying to get me to PAY him for my daughter's bed...it didn't fit into her new room when we moved so I left it behind at the time. He is now getting a smaller bed for her (to accommodate moving my son into her room , I suspect his girlfriend -is who is 21 years younger than he -is pregnant) so I want the old bed back. He says I have to buy it from him. Bear in mind he is a heart surgeon and I make $9/hr at a job that allows me to bring my kids with me to work.

    RAT. FUCK.
    :x Ugh. Be glad that divorce is happening.
    This last weekend was my RF ex's weekend with our son. He is supposed to bring him home Sunday at 630pm on the weekends that he has him. He calls at 345pm on Sunday telling me Chandler is sick and just started vomiting. He calls back at 5pm asking if he can keep him for the night and I say no, that I would like him home as planned. He proceeds to tell our son, "I have to take you home tonight because your mom doesn't care about you being sick." RAT. FUCK.
    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    edited May 2012
    Not sure if this is classified as rat fuckery or not but I just got this message from my wife:

    Mom just wrote me and told me that she called the prison to find out when my brother will be arriving into (the town they are dropping him off) and they said they can't tell her that. So let me get this straight... he's on intense parole and not supposed to be around children but they can't tell us when to be there to get him out of a public place that may have young children!

    Where they are dropping him off is 45 to 60 minutes from where we live. They said they will give him a phone card to call when he gets dropped off. So he has to wait around for almost an hour. Or we can just go and wait there all day for him to show up.
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  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    If you leave the furniture of your soon to be ex, including the bed of your 5 year old daughter, out in your front yard in the *rain*.
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Carey wrote:
    If you leave the furniture of your soon to be ex, including the bed of your 5 year old daughter, out in your front yard in the *rain*.

    rat bastard
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Ordered a sandwich at subway today during lunch. I asked for a little bit of southwest sauce. He proceeded to go back and fourth 5 times. I didn't have the time to argue with the dude unfortunately.
  • MissJam81
    MissJam81 Posts: 1,878
    if you dont pick up your dog poop! Its everywhere around where I live! Its disgusting!
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