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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    81 wrote:
    342 posts in this thread had rat fuck in it....sometimes more than once.

    well...more now
    I see you did a search you cheating rat fuck. :lol:

    He just solidified his rat fuck state, and definitely lost the opportunity for rat fuck immunity. :P

    Search found 486 matches: rat

    That means there are nearly 150 instances of rat not including fuck but the possibility of fucker or fucking or neither.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited February 2012
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    342 posts in this thread had rat fuck in it....sometimes more than once.

    well...more now

    Your task is to create a spreadsheet full of formulas that inevitably end up with the subject being a rat fuck.

    I believe in your skills, rat fucker.


    ="Rat Fuck"

    That would be hilarious to send that to some rat fuck customer or some shit that you dealt with spreadsheet work together.
    Post edited by dcfaithful on
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    Search found 486 matches: rat

    That means there are nearly 150 instances of rat not including fuck but the possibility of fucker or fucking or neither.

    We need an accurate number... think of it as the Florida re-count. :lol:;)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    342 posts in this thread had rat fuck in it....sometimes more than once.

    well...more now

    Your task is to create a spreadsheet full of formulas that inevitably end up with the subject being a rat fuck.

    I believe in your skills, rat fucker.


    ="Rat Fuck"
    IF(X>Rat Fuck,Rat Fucker,Rat Fuck)
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....
    who is the rat fuck?
    I am.
    Touche, Rat Fuck.

    This was one of my favorite parts in this thread when I changed my username for a few minutes. :lol:
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    if you stink up the kitchen trash can in the office and it's only Wed., then you are practicing rat fuckation
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....
    who is the rat fuck?
    I am.
    Touche, Rat Fuck.
    voidofman wrote:
    This was one of my favorite parts in this thread when I changed my username for a few minutes. :lol:

    I can still recall how hard this made me laugh. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I can still recall how hard this made me laugh. :lol::lol:
    I had a hard time keeping it together long enough to get an avatar uploaded too. :lol:

    I think this was it:

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    voidofman wrote:
    This was one of my favorite parts in this thread when I changed my username for a few minutes. :lol:

    :lol:
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    If you call someone and they don't answer, then call their husband and he TELLS YOU SHE IS SLEEPING AT HER MOMS you don't call her moms, making her mom pick up the phone and give it to her then ask, "WERE YOU ASLEEP?"

    :evil:


    Oh, here's the best part. She called because she didn't want to be alone when someone who is well known in the community was supposed to come over and take a look at a trailer she had for sale. Then never calls back because he didn't even show up.

    I even asked her, "did you have a question?" She said no, she'll just ask her. Like it was a personal fucking question that no guy could hear.
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    voidofman wrote:
    If you call someone and they don't answer, then call their husband and he TELLS YOU SHE IS SLEEPING AT HER MOMS you don't call her moms, making her mom pick up the phone and give it to her then ask, "WERE YOU ASLEEP?"

    :evil:


    Oh, here's the best part. She called because she didn't want to be alone when someone who is well known in the community was supposed to come over and take a look at a trailer she had for sale. Then never calls back because he didn't even show up.

    I even asked her, "did you have a question?" She said no, she'll just ask her. Like it was a personal fucking question that no guy could hear.
    Total ratfuck.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:

    laker_fan.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,238
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:

    laker_fan.jpg

    is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:

    laker_fan.jpg

    is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
    theres a resemblence but the guy in the pic doesnt look smarmy enough.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I just got a ratfuck parking ticket.

    I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?

    Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I just got a ratfuck parking ticket.

    I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?

    Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...


    parking wars
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I just got a ratfuck parking ticket.

    I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?

    Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...

    The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited February 2012
    RKCNDY wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I just got a ratfuck parking ticket.

    I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?

    Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...

    The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?

    Yes it does, and normally I have the right change in there for these things. This one time I didn't, attempted to go the correct change, and got burned by a ratfuck.

    The guy cannot convince me that he wasn't scoping the street out. His timing was astonishing.

    I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.

    Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't prove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.

    Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
    Post edited by dcfaithful on
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I just got a ratfuck parking ticket.

    I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?

    Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...

    The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?

    Yes it does, and normally I have the right change in there for these things. This one time I didn't, attempted to go the correct change, and got burned by a ratfuck.

    The guy cannot convince me that he wasn't scoping the street out. His timing was astonishing.

    I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.

    Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't proove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.

    Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.

    just show 'em your wallet
    they'll understand :lol:
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,238
    mickeyrat wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:

    laker_fan.jpg

    is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
    theres a resemblence but the guy in the pic doesnt look smarmy enough.

    and we can't see what's below the counter :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22

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