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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    You constantly try to beat a fair system then you get beat yourself and then proceed to post about it four forums up and need to start 10 different threads about it.


    Whom may I ask you are referring? :lol:
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    You constantly try to beat a fair system then you get beat yourself and then proceed to post about it four forums up and need to start 10 different threads about it.


    Whom may I ask you are referring? :lol:
    :D ummmmmmmm. I'm LOST. :p
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    If an older lady holds open a door for you at the post office and you proceed to get in line ahead of her, you're a rat fucktard.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    You constantly try to beat a fair system then you get beat yourself and then proceed to post about it four forums up and need to start 10 different threads about it.


    Whom may I ask you are referring? :lol:
    :D ummmmmmmm. I'm LOST. :p

    :thumbup: :lol:

    check out this link faceintheclouds...

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    OK...I met one last night at the Utah football game...

    guys behind me were getting football scores on their smartphones....I don't have a smartphone...I ask "do you have a phillies-cardinals score?"....the douchebag gives me a curt "I don't know."

    listen, fucker, it was an open ended question...push the MLB icon which is, no doubt, right next to where you're at.

    ratfuck :x
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    voidofman wrote:
    If an older lady holds open a door for you at the post office and you proceed to get in line ahead of her, you're a rat fucktard.
    depends how bad the line is ;)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Door to door magazine salesmen.
    on the other hand, I once had a roomate who did the door to door magazine saleswoman :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Door to door magazine salesmen.
    on the other hand, I once had a roomate who did the door to door magazine saleswoman :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    It was the 70's, wasn't it?
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    dcfaithful wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Door to door magazine salesmen.
    on the other hand, I once had a roomate who did the door to door magazine saleswoman :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    It was the 70's, wasn't it?
    actually, it was the 80s

    disco-stu-air-freshener.jpg
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    actually, it was the 80s

    disco-stu-air-freshener.jpg

    Your roommate sounds like one smooth character. :lol:
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!

    :( That's the ultimate of ratfuckery.
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!

    :( That's the ultimate of ratfuckery.

    :( Completely agree.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!

    :( That's the ultimate of ratfuckery.

    :( Completely agree.

    Wow, that makes ratfuckery look like sainthood.

    Who fucking does that? That's some low, cold, and disgusting shit.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Pig parkers double as rat fucks. :evil:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Juan Godoy
    Juan Godoy Posts: 490
    if you take you phone during the PJ20 MOVIE!! you are one of the worst ratfucker EVER!! :oops:

    could you believe this f****** woman?? she take his phone out during the movie to take a photo!! I coudn't believe it, i almost hit her, and throw his f****** phone to a wall.. but she just realized and put in his pocket again when i was watching to her like this :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    You whinge and cry about Apple not going from iPhone 4 to 5 rather with iPhone 4S.
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    You drive around in your convertible with the top down in 50 degree whether talking on your cell phone. Can you even hear with all the wind???

    You drive in the left lane, going 10 miles under the speed limit with your blinker on. Move the fuck over :wave: Thanks

    All mine are driving related. My commute sucks :twisted:
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    comebackgirl wrote:
    You drive around in your convertible with the top down in 50 degree whether talking on your cell phone. Can you even hear with all the wind???

    You drive in the left lane, going 10 miles under the speed limit with your blinker on. Move the fuck over :wave: Thanks

    All mine are driving related. My commute sucks :twisted:


    I have a bit of a commute too so I see plenty that drives me nuts.

    -Women putting on make-up while driving
    -Men shaving while driving
    -People that leave their blinker on and they're not changing lanes
    -Slow drivers in the left lane. It fucks up the whole flow of traffic!!
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,305
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!

    :( That's the ultimate of ratfuckery.
    no, thats a whole other class. No offense intended ladies , but this is properly termed ratc**t/ratc**tery.
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