How to tell if you're a....

F5AgainstOne · September 2011

If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)

ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?

If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

And you translated to this....

I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!

You might be a Rat Fuck!

link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183

twisted thoughts · September 2011

dcfaithful wrote:

STAYSEA wrote:

I used to breed Rats. The female can get pregnant a few hours after she gives birth. Rats Fuck a lot. mice fuck more, I counted one Mouse Mom's litter... she had 32 healthy baby mice (32 healthy snake meals :roll: )

I like the "Ass-clown" from Bad Santa? why did he call him an ass clown? what is an ass clown?

New thread: "What is, and how do you know if you are an ass clown?"

Michael Bolton is a no talent ass clown

mickeyrat · September 2011

F5AgainstOne wrote:

If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)

ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?

If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

And you translated to this....

I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!

You might be a Rat Fuck!

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

DS1119 · September 2011

People that leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of putting them in the corrals are rat fucks. Get a little excercise you lazy rat fuck.

F5AgainstOne · September 2011

mickeyrat wrote:

F5AgainstOne wrote:

If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)

ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?

If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

And you translated to this....

I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!

You might be a Rat Fuck!

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

You mean I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never believe anything JA posts. In particular on AMT"!
:oops:

mickeyrat · September 2011

F5AgainstOne wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

F5AgainstOne wrote:

If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)

ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?

If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

And you translated to this....

I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!

You might be a Rat Fuck!

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183

another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .

for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.

You mean I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never believe anything JA posts. In particular on AMT"!
:oops:

why yes, yes you did. Good ole JA will be banned again in short order. He cant help himself. Its usually a post over there on AMT or a crude comment on this one.

Perhaps dumbass was a bit strong.

libragirl · September 2011

dcfaithful wrote:

Rat fuck.

This term has been thrown around a lot lately and it is giving me great laughter and personal hilarity.

I think it's about time we establish some criteria on how/how not to distinguish a "rat fuck"

Anybody have any contributions?

You are a rat fuck if ...

1. You spend 10-15 minutes looking for a close parkign spot because you're too stupid to realize that in that time you could've parked and reached your destination... with time to spare even.... taken from Thoughts_Arrive's thread.

lol...yeah I always think this when I see people circling around for a close parking spot. People could be so frigging lazy.

dcfaithful · September 2011

You might be a rat fuck if you walk up to someone's cube and ask "Do you have a minute?", sit in the second chair in my cube, and get all up in my face with your breath that smells like a horse sphincter pampered with motor oil and fertilizer and continue to ask me "what needs to be done" on your own form.

Today is not the day that I want to be a helpful employee. Sorry, I'm just not up for babysitting.

DS1119 · September 2011

People who park in fire lanes and put their flashers on are rat fucks. Seriously, what the fuck is the flashing lights going to do other than draw attention to you being a rat fuck.

he.who.forgets · September 2011

people that mark EVERY email they send with the 'extreme importance' notice (!), when in fact their shitty emails are the very least important of any and every I receive. You my friend, are a rat fuck

pinkbutterfly · September 2011

dcfaithful wrote:

You might be a rat fuck if you walk up to someone's cube and ask "Do you have a minute?", sit in the second chair in my cube, and get all up in my face with your breath that smells like a horse sphincter pampered with motor oil and fertilizer and continue to ask me "what needs to be done" on your own form.

ShimmyMommy · September 2011

Ok...I actually have one...

You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".

Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."

Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x

Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.

OK, rant over. Back to happy land.

DS1119 · September 2011

ShimmyMommy wrote:

Ok...I actually have one...

You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".

Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."

Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x

Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.

OK, rant over. Back to happy land.

You vote in Canada? I thought everything was determined by moose races? :P

ShimmyMommy · September 2011

DS1119 wrote:

ShimmyMommy wrote:

Ok...I actually have one...

You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".

Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."

Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x

Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.

OK, rant over. Back to happy land.

You vote in Canada? I thought everything was determined by moose races? :P

I wish...but they are all posing for the next PJ Canadian tour posters...

conman · September 2011

when you constantly help people out and they don't return the favor..... rat fucks

Get_Right · September 2011

people you dont use turn signals
rat fucks

RKCNDY · September 2011

when you disregard another person's thoughts, feelings, or opinion when you clearly asked them about it and then are a rat fuck about it. :x

dcfaithful · September 2011

You're a rat fuck if in your position of authority and are condescending. Plain and simple. Rat fuckery.

dcfaithful · September 2011

Door to door magazine salesmen.

Do I need to say anything else?? The guy was a really nice guy, but I love how once you say "no", they become so stand-offish and completely flip the script on you. :roll:

I know I could be helping you, but I don't want a years worth of magazines.

faceintheclouds · September 2011

You constantly try to beat a fair system then you get beat yourself and then proceed to post about it four forums up and need to start 10 different threads about it.

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