I wanna thank Michelle Bachmann

Chip McFlennigan
Chip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
edited November 2011 in A Moving Train
for setting the record straight, and speaking out against the HPV vaccination, which is strictly prohibited in the Bible.

I don't care what all that goofy, liberal science shit says! Jesus doesn't want your daughters getting the heathen HPV vacc., and neither should you!

Tell them to abstain from sex until the government officially recognizes her relationship with a certificate and contract, colloquially known as marriage. As the Lord says, it is a sacred arrangement. I truly believe that Jesus will protect women from HPV so long as they have intercourse within the confines of marriage.

Discuss.
I knew it all along, see?
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,844
    "liberal science shit": Do you really expect to start a constructive discussion with these words? :?
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    brianlux wrote:
    "liberal science shit": Do you really expect to start a constructive discussion with these words? :?

    I think he was being sarcastic or at least i hope so.
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    Jesus...
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • Lone Drawn Meteor
    Lone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    johnny america wrote:
    for setting the record straight, and speaking out against the HPV vaccination, which is strictly prohibited in the Bible.

    I don't care what all that goofy, liberal science shit says! Jesus doesn't want your daughters getting the heathen HPV vacc., and neither should you!

    Tell them to abstain from sex until the government officially recognizes her relationship with a certificate and contract, colloquially known as marriage. As the Lord says, it is a sacred arrangement. I truly believe that Jesus will protect women from HPV so long as they have intercourse within the confines of marriage.

    Discuss.

    Discuss? What's to discuss? You said it all, Johnny! She's a peach.
    "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    johnny america wrote:
    for setting the record straight, and speaking out against the HPV vaccination, which is strictly prohibited in the Bible.

    I don't care what all that goofy, liberal science shit says! Jesus doesn't want your daughters getting the heathen HPV vacc., and neither should you!

    Tell them to abstain from sex until the government officially recognizes her relationship with a certificate and contract, colloquially known as marriage. As the Lord says, it is a sacred arrangement. I truly believe that Jesus will protect women from HPV so long as they have intercourse within the confines of marriage.

    Discuss.

    she's a piece of work isn't she Mr. America

    good job there...politics and religion...just what every good american needs.

    and sure jesus will protect us all from HPV...just as god protected mary, right? what a scam that was....man, can you imagine mary's dad falling for that crock of doodie?

    disclaimer: recovering catholic, so don't throw stones (or other things) at me
    peace,
    jo

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,844
    StillHere wrote:
    and sure jesus will protect us all from HPV...just as god protected mary, right? what a scam that was....man, can you imagine mary's dad falling for that crock of doodie?

    :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Chip McFlennigan
    Chip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    brianlux wrote:
    "liberal science shit": Do you really expect to start a constructive discussion with these words? :?

    :problem:
    I knew it all along, see?
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,093
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • brandon10
    brandon10 Posts: 1,111
    Jesus was gay. He was taking it in the ass long before marriage. Oh, he was liberal too. He would never vote for a piece of shit like Bachmann.
  • Chip McFlennigan
    Chip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    brandon10 wrote:
    Jesus was gay. He was taking it in the ass long before marriage. Oh, he was liberal too. He would never vote for a piece of shit like Bachmann.

    You hate America.
    I knew it all along, see?
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    johnny america wrote:
    for setting the record straight, and speaking out against the HPV vaccination, which is strictly prohibited in the Bible.

    I don't care what all that goofy, liberal science shit says! Jesus doesn't want your daughters getting the heathen HPV vacc., and neither should you!

    Tell them to abstain from sex until the government officially recognizes her relationship with a certificate and contract, colloquially known as marriage. As the Lord says, it is a sacred arrangement. I truly believe that Jesus will protect women from HPV so long as they have intercourse within the confines of marriage.

    Discuss.

    I love u Johnny. Not in a homo way. I'm your new biggest fan. Johnny America 2012!
    I'll be back
  • brandon10
    brandon10 Posts: 1,111
    johnny america wrote:
    brandon10 wrote:
    Jesus was gay. He was taking it in the ass long before marriage. Oh, he was liberal too. He would never vote for a piece of shit like Bachmann.

    You hate America.

    Nope, I hate right wing America. You have a beautiful country. But it could be so much better.
  • VINNY GOOMBA
    VINNY GOOMBA Posts: 1,828
    johnny america wrote:
    for setting the record straight, and speaking out against the HPV vaccination, which is strictly prohibited in the Bible.

    I don't care what all that goofy, liberal science shit says! Jesus doesn't want your daughters getting the heathen HPV vacc., and neither should you!

    Tell them to abstain from sex until the government officially recognizes her relationship with a certificate and contract, colloquially known as marriage. As the Lord says, it is a sacred arrangement. I truly believe that Jesus will protect women from HPV so long as they have intercourse within the confines of marriage.

    Discuss.

    I'm no Michelle Bachman fan at all. But is she speaking out against this vaccine, or was she speaking out against the fact that Rick Perry MANDATED this particular vaccine for 12 year old girls in Texas? I know the latter to be true, Perry admits it, and admits it was wrong of him to do.
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    To the guys that think Bachmann is fuckable... I hope you don't have a large pasta pot and small animals as pets.
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  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,975
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.
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  • Chip McFlennigan
    Chip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    cincybearcat wrote:
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.

    Are you saying he failed math because he's BLACK?!

    Caught.
    I knew it all along, see?
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,975
    johnny america wrote:
    cincybearcat wrote:
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.

    Are you saying he failed math because he's BLACK?!

    Caught.

    Obama is BLACK????? :o :shock:
    hippiemom = goodness
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 25,076
    cincybearcat wrote:
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.
    this is the fact. either you want to reduce deficits, or you don't. simple math and common sense says that you simply can not cut enough and get there. we have to have revenue in addition to cuts. if millionaires and billionaires are paying less as a percent of their income, then who is getting screwed? it is not fair to tax a millionaire at 17% and a guy maiking $30,000 at 30%. how fair is that? why protect the few at the expense of the majority?

    if you want to cut the deficit, you must raise revenues. and the rich are the ones that can afford to pay a little more. the rich did just fine under the clinton rates, they will do just fine if they went back to the clinton rates...
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  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,975
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    cincybearcat wrote:
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.
    this is the fact. either you want to reduce deficits, or you don't. simple math and common sense says that you simply can not cut enough and get there. we have to have revenue in addition to cuts. if millionaires and billionaires are paying less as a percent of their income, then who is getting screwed? it is not fair to tax a millionaire at 17% and a guy maiking $30,000 at 30%. how fair is that? why protect the few at the expense of the majority?

    if you want to cut the deficit, you must raise revenues. and the rich are the ones that can afford to pay a little more. the rich did just fine under the clinton rates, they will do just fine if they went back to the clinton rates...

    Nice deflect. Tell me how $250,000 = $1,000,000,000 or even $1,000,000 again?

    Obama is a liar.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • markin ball
    markin ball Posts: 1,076
    cincybearcat wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    cincybearcat wrote:
    You know what, every gets on the GOP candidates for being crazy... but we have a president right now that talks of "millionaires" and "billionaires" paying their "fair share" and then wants to raise taxes on families making >$250,000 per year. For all of his smarts, me thinks he failed math class.
    this is the fact. either you want to reduce deficits, or you don't. simple math and common sense says that you simply can not cut enough and get there. we have to have revenue in addition to cuts. if millionaires and billionaires are paying less as a percent of their income, then who is getting screwed? it is not fair to tax a millionaire at 17% and a guy maiking $30,000 at 30%. how fair is that? why protect the few at the expense of the majority?

    if you want to cut the deficit, you must raise revenues. and the rich are the ones that can afford to pay a little more. the rich did just fine under the clinton rates, they will do just fine if they went back to the clinton rates...

    Nice deflect. Tell me how $250,000 = $1,000,000,000 or even $1,000,000 again?

    Obama is a liar.

    A "millionaire" is someone who has $1,000,000 in assets, not necessarily someone who makes $1,000,000 a year. I'm not saying all people that make over 250k a year are millionaires by this definition, but I'm sure many of them are when you add up the worth/equity of their real estate, possessions, cash, stocks, etc. But I will conceed that Obama exploits those terms "millionaire" and "billionaire" to make you think and feel a certain way.
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