Is this Pearl Jam Article For Real????

slobberdog68
slobberdog68 Posts: 692
edited September 2011 in The Porch
http://christwire.org/2011/07/eddie-ved ... n-the-90s/
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  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    hahaha...what is anyone doing on a site like that. Christ Wire...amazing.

    Eddie Vedder is the Devil!

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  • Staceb10
    Staceb10 Posts: 675
    That cannot be legit..at least I'd like to think it wasn't legit.
  • nothingman4
    nothingman4 Posts: 794
    Jesus Christ...
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  • En La Clandestinidad
    En La Clandestinidad Telford, PA by way of Kansas City, MO and Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ and East Greenbush, NY Posts: 3,709
    Very fake
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  • RiotZact
    RiotZact Posts: 6,300
    it was up on here a few months ago, it's not real that site makes fun of christian sites saying how they over exaggerate everything
  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    Hahahaha:
    “Sticking it in the black circle”
    A song about having anal sin docking sex with black women.

    "Dirty Frank"
    This song is about a “sex maneuver” which requires on to smear fecal onto another person’s forehead.

    Umm, no they aren't. :lol:
  • cbrunelle783
    cbrunelle783 Posts: 1,025
    No it's not fake, I've seen it before, it's pretty sad.

    Those undecided,........ Needn't have faith to be free
    And those misguided, There was a plan for them to be
    Now you got both sides Claiming killing in Gods name
    But God is nowhere,..... To be found, conveniently
    That goes with that pretty well.
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  • pakalolo
    pakalolo Posts: 56
    "tour the secreting love slits of a wide variety of boozed up women."

    lolz. Gold.
  • P-Jam
    P-Jam Posts: 807
    good for a laugh!
  • cbrunelle783
    cbrunelle783 Posts: 1,025
    RiotZact wrote:
    it was up on here a few months ago, it's not real that site makes fun of christian sites saying how they over exaggerate everything

    So it's like the Onion for conservative christians?
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    Tres Mts. 3/27/11
    EV Solo:Providence 6/15/11 Boston 6/16/11 Hartford 6/18/11
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  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    edited September 2011
    Baby holes!!!!!!
    grunge skin tube
    fish valleys

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Master/Slave
    This song tells the story about a S&M couple having interracial sex parties, while their children lie asleep in their rooms.

    Damn Ed and his penile masquerading..I bet he's put those giant sunglasses on it.

    Never knew Frank's last name was Sanchez....Dirty Frank Sanchez was gourmet cook yeah, Had a recipe for anal sex and poo lip.
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Filling up jars of semen?? Really?? This band is way cooler than I thought for the last 20 years.. To fucking funny :lol:
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  • Given2Fly-Fish
    Given2Fly-Fish Posts: 826
    slobberdog68 wrote:
    http://christwire.org/2011/07/eddie-vedder-the-man-who-tainted-the-baby-holes-of-women-in-the-90s/

    In my best Eric Cartman voice:

    "Dude, that is seriously fucked up"
  • slobberdog68
    slobberdog68 Posts: 692
    Dead Man Walking wrote:
    hahaha...what is anyone doing on a site like that. Christ Wire...amazing.

    Eddie Vedder is the Devil!

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    Dude-I just came across it searching Pearl Jam stuff
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    Is the fortune that you need

  • in eds tree
    in eds tree Denver Posts: 539
    lmao, there's been an ongoing debate for ages about whether this is real or not. my vote? fake as hell! "the man who tainted the baby holes of women in the '90s"? that's ridiculous! and AWESOME
    keep on rockin' in the free world.
  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,136
    It's fake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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  • slobberdog68
    slobberdog68 Posts: 692
    Thanks everyone...I didn't think it was real but I didn't feel like wasting
    anytime on the website to figure it out on my own!
    Make sure the fortune that you seek
    Is the fortune that you need

  • dwhite76
    dwhite76 Posts: 2,801
    Notice no one is taking credit for writing that shit. Id like to throw a jar of Pearl Jam in their face :D
    Some words when spoken...Can't be taken back...
  • vanisle09
    vanisle09 Posts: 33
    That is so fucked and fake!!!
  • Suziemay
    Suziemay Posts: 11,168
    It's totally not real but it was fun when I thought it was :D Just like when I told a friend that Blair Witch Project was real footage (I really thought it was) and she was terrified during the whole film. Oops.

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