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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    when you pay money to go to a Pearl Jam show, and get really obnoxiously stumbling drunk, then when Eddie is being all emotional and sentimental talking about Andrew Wood, all you do is yell and scream "SHUT THE F*CK UP AND SING" while spraying those around you with your disgusting stale $13 beer laden saliva, YOU are being a ratfuck. :twisted: (and there were way too many of you rats out there too)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Kraven
    Kraven Posts: 829
    People who have seats in the middle of a row but decide to come out onto the aisle and block the view of the people who have aisle seats.
    32 shows and counting...
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    The guy that jumped from two rows behind me and pushed about six other members including myself out of the way to grab not one...not two...but three Mike picks off the floor on night 2 in Alpine Valley and not offer to share is a giant rat fuck. I had one from earleir and I asked the guy "do you want this one too asshole". Funny thing is I have seen him at other shows and the next time I see him I will remind of his rat fuck status. :thumbup: :wave:

    "Hey rat fuck, lookin' to get some picks tonight?"
    Odds are he's one of those rat fucks that charges up the ass on ebay for a "rare pick" to the real fans.
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    People that don't flush the toilet = rat fucks
    People that don't wash their hands after going to the toilet = rat fucks
    People that don't cover their mouth when they cough/sneeze = rat fucks
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • jshin
    jshin Posts: 1,759
    If you're at a concert and you talk loudly through every song and once the song ends, you scream like you know what you just witnessed.... Big Rat Fuck.

    P.S. .. The story you told about the girl in the airport that wouldn't shut up, while Ed was speaking from the heart... Classic Rat Fuck.
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    If you are a motorcyclist and you drive in between cars in peak hour which is dangerous.
    Not only do you risk being swiped and run over, you also come withing milimeters of scraping my car you rat fuck.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    If you are a motorcyclist and you drive in between cars in peak hour which is dangerous.
    Not only do you risk being swiped and run over, you also come withing milimeters of scraping my car you rat fuck.


    had some rat fuck do that last week. at night no less. stupid.
    81 is now off the air

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  • m0jorisen
    m0jorisen Posts: 516
    are rat bastards also rat fucks?
    Had my eyes peeled both wide open, and I got a glimpse
    Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    m0jorisen wrote:
    are rat bastards also rat fucks?

    sure, why not?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    m0jorisen wrote:
    are rat bastards also rat fucks?

    sure, why not?

    In the same department, but different positions... rat fuck being superior.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    m0jorisen wrote:
    are rat bastards also rat fucks?

    sure, why not?

    In the same department, but different positions... rat fuck being superior.


    Big to small I think it goes "big rat fuck"..."rat fuck"..."rat bastard".
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you drive down the up ramp in the parking garage.
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..

    References to RYZe? :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Evil Merlin Part Deux
    Evil Merlin Part Deux Posts: 234
    You drive down the shoulder of the 405 to try and get past traffic and then drive into a construction concrete barrier and end up blocking the right hand lane creating even more traffic for the rest of us.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..

    References to RYZe? :lol:
    Hell yes!! I tried calling the Rat Fuck too.. I should text him..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..

    References to RYZe? :lol:
    Hell yes!! I tried calling the Rat Fuck too.. I should text him..

    should we text with a bunch of weird texts?

    "hey meet me on the warf...good times to be had"
    "wanna hook up? got the good shit"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    If someone comes to work everyday with the intention to help you, to better your quality of life and your crack-head ass steals her cellphone off her desk when she is not looking.. You are a low down, dirty rat fuck..

    References to RYZe? :lol:
    Hell yes!! I tried calling the Rat Fuck too.. I should text him..

    text them....rat fuck
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Poeple that litter the roadways are rat fucks.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Hell yes!! I tried calling the Rat Fuck too.. I should text him..

    text them....rat fuck
    Text sent... Rat Fuck
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13

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