I GOT BUGS.....IN MY MACBOOK

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,599
edited September 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
actually i have ants in my macbook. not kidding. please read the following account and tell me what to do:

all these...
i got ants
i got ants in my macbook
ants in my macbook
ants in my macbook
their eggs in my macbook
ants in my macbook
ants in my macbook
ants in the way i feel about you
ants on my macbook
trying to get in
they don't go nowhere
waiting, waiting...
ants on my macbook
crowded the floor
standing, sitting, kneeling...
a few block the door
and now the question's:
do i kill them?
become their friend?
do i eat them?
raw or well done?
do i trick them?
i don't think they're that dumb
do i join them?
looks like that's the one
i got ants in my macbook
tickle my nausea
i let it happen again
they're always takin' over
i see they surround me, i see...
see them deciding my fate
oh, that which was once...was once up to me...
now it's too late
i got ants in my macbook...one on one
that's when i had a chance
i'll just stop now
i'll become naked
and with the...i'll become one




how will i get them out? i killed about 6 while penning this post :?
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Ummmm ....

    You could tempt them out by putting a little pile of sugar outside the macbook. They'll come out to get it and grab them before they get chance to go back in.

    Any good??
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  • appie
    appie Posts: 1,441
    Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral.. ;)
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    appie wrote:
    Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral.. ;)

    ever been to an ant funeral? they're awful. nobody shows up. i don't think that will work...
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Claireack wrote:
    Ummmm ....

    You could tempt them out by putting a little pile of sugar outside the macbook. They'll come out to get it and grab them before they get chance to go back in.

    Any good??


    i think that's the one
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  • NoCode416
    NoCode416 Posts: 417
    There's this stuff called "Ant Kill." You can get it at the grocery store. Outside of it's clever trademark, it works amazingly well... I'm convinced it is ant cocaine laced with poison.

    It comes in a cylinder-shaped bottle the size of an eye drop bottle.
  • nic8cheese
    nic8cheese Posts: 16
    Have you tried the ARP(ant relocation project)? I have heard of this program working in similar cases, but then the whole colony needs new habitate councilling and new work programs put in place for those affected by the move. I think the best thing to do is buy a new macbook, have the ants coaxed out of the first one with gentle words that give warm fuzzy feelings to these creatures and then with promise of a new better life. Then placing the new macbok in he exact place of the old one, since location is key to their survival. Then you will have your macbook back, but will need to continue councilling and do not use the first macbook in sight of the new habitat as it brings up new issues that need to be dealt with by a professional trained in such areas, and they are not nearly as easy to find as one would think... :)
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  • The Juggler
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    nic8cheese wrote:
    Have you tried the ARP(ant relocation project)? I have heard of this program working in similar cases, but then the whole colony needs new habitate councilling and new work programs put in place for those affected by the move. I think the best thing to do is buy a new macbook, have the ants coaxed out of the first one with gentle words that give warm fuzzy feelings to these creatures and then with promise of a new better life. Then placing the new macbok in he exact place of the old one, since location is key to their survival. Then you will have your macbook back, but will need to continue councilling and do not use the first macbook in sight of the new habitat as it brings up new issues that need to be dealt with by a professional trained in such areas, and they are not nearly as easy to find as one would think... :)


    congratulations on your first post.

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  • 81
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    have you looked into a dell?
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  • nic8cheese
    nic8cheese Posts: 16
    Thanks :D I have been waiting for *just* the right time to jump out of the sidelines and join this race..... Wasn't as painful as I thought it was going to be.....
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    81 wrote:
    have you looked into a dell?


    no what are inside dells? termites?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    do not kill them
    feel fortunate they made your macbook out of a ant hill
    some people have been known to make mountains out of ant hills or mole hills
    let us know when you get moles

    thank you kindly,
    81
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    do not kill them
    feel fortunate they made your macbook out of a ant hill
    some people have been known to make mountains out of ant hills or mole hills
    let us know when you get moles

    thank you kindly,
    81


    excellent insight mr. wick.

    do you have any experience with ants inside of your electronic devices?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    do not kill them
    feel fortunate they made your macbook out of a ant hill
    some people have been known to make mountains out of ant hills or mole hills
    let us know when you get moles

    thank you kindly,
    81


    excellent insight mr. wick.

    do you have any experience with ants inside of your electronic devices?
    swear to the lord above that in my monitor here (a dell) an entire herd of minute white or cream colored little fuckers have been residing for many a year.

    i keep a very tidy almost spotless home. sure i have a dirty clothes basket, that's it. why and how and what and where and who are these little white creamy fuckers?

    they have made their quarters inside my dell gadget.

    this may help you and your bugs. it helps me and my bugs.
    http://youtu.be/FgHSk91RhL8
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    You need to entice them out. Bring your Macbook outside (where there are no more ants... maybe on some newspaper) and put a piece of a candy bar about a foot away from it. Once enough leave the Macbook, bring it back in...

    rinse and repeat. ;)
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    CJMST3K wrote:
    You need to entice them out. Bring your Macbook outside (where there are no more ants... maybe on some newspaper) and put a piece of a candy bar about a foot away from it. Once enough leave the Macbook, bring it back in...

    rinse and repeat. ;)


    thanks!

    yeah i was going to do something like that and then they just stopped popping up from under the keys. so i'm thinking maybe i got them all? haha....

    definitely weird though. especially with a macbook because it's all white. the ants just stood out so much. :lol:
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  • CJMST3K
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    The Juggler wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    You need to entice them out. Bring your Macbook outside (where there are no more ants... maybe on some newspaper) and put a piece of a candy bar about a foot away from it. Once enough leave the Macbook, bring it back in...

    rinse and repeat. ;)


    thanks!

    yeah i was going to do something like that and then they just stopped popping up from under the keys. so i'm thinking maybe i got them all? haha....

    definitely weird though. especially with a macbook because it's all white. the ants just stood out so much. :lol:



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  • mickeyrat
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    HAve you tried some compressed air? To blow out whatevr food source these fuckers went after to begin with? You know the odd crumb or two?
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  • thefixer9
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    Use a bat and pound away at those little guys.....then make a trip to your local Best Buy... :lol:
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    thefixer9 wrote:
    Use a bat and pound away at those little guys.....then make a trip to your local Best Buy... :lol:

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  • CJMST3K
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    Do ants require oxygen to breathe? If so, and if you can get carbon dioxide, you put your macbook in a clear tub, fill it with carbon dioxide, and either they vacate, or suffocate.
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