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ShimmyMommy wrote:

Night Before PJ20 (The ShimmyMommy Version)

'Twas two nights before PJ20, when all through the forum
Every creature was stirring, yes, even the rats;
The bags were packed by the door with care,
In hopes that (ENTER FORUM NAME HERE) soon would be there;
The fans were sitting all wired next to their PCs,
While visions of Pearl Jam danced in their heads;

They await the spotlight on the stage,
The instruments all a-glow,
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But five awesome men, so lively and quick,
They'll know in a moment it must be PJ.
More rapid than eagles riffs, they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TEN! Now, Vs and Vitalogy! Now Binaural!
On Yield! On Binaural! On Riot Act! On Avocado & Backspacer!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!"

So with happiness for those,
And giving a nod, off to sleep I go;
To jammers I give a whistle,
And as to bed I go, knowing my feathers won't bristle,
Please hear me exclaim, ere I log out for the night,

"Happy PJ20 to all, and to all a good-night."