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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Emo's they are ratfucks
    Rednecks that go to the rodeo are ratfucks
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    If you visit someone and take over their bathroom, yap while they are trying to watch Saving Private Ryan, and then tell them they need more art - then you are a rat fuck.

    A HUGE RAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    If someone wants to piss on your toothbrush, then you probably deserve it and are most likely a BIG rat fuck. BIG.


    Off the rat fuck chart. :lol:
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,230
    All I can say is where was this thread?....THE :lol: of the day..Great stuff.

    Let's see.... While working out at the gym when people who are TOO sweaty get up leaving from machines, leaving them soaking wet and DON'T try to clean up. Let me hear it they ARE a ... ....!

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  • guitar59
    guitar59 Posts: 1,221
    That grown women who cut in front of my child and stole the front row seat on the monorail...rat fuck.
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    public bus drivers who cut you off and then yell out THEIR window at YOU calling you an asshole! Hey rat fuck...YOU just cut ME off!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People on an airplane who sit in the aisle seat but find it necessary to roll their eyes when I need to get up and use the restroom. Hey rat fuck, sit by the window and you'll never be bothered. Rat fucking bastard.
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Exhibit A:
    rat-tail-hairstyle-50-s-style-rat-rerun-stupid-human-1295483281.jpg
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    DS1119 wrote:
    People on an airplane who sit in the aisle seat but find it necessary to roll their eyes when I need to get up and use the restroom. Hey rat fuck, sit by the window and you'll never be bothered. Rat fucking bastard.

    You should just sit there and pass gas. And then when they glare at you, say, "Well, if you'd let me get up without the eyerolling..."
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    If you visit someone and take over their bathroom, yap while they are trying to watch Saving Private Ryan, and then tell them they need more art - then you are a rat fuck.

    You were watching that last night too, eh?!

    All those douchelord musclebound gym rats that grunt when lifting are at the top of my rat fuck list.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'll watch saving private Ryan everyday if I had to.

    I hate people that steal the ads out of the Sunday paper and stuff them into the paper they are buying so they have doubles. Hey rat fuck that's stealing.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll watch saving private Ryan everyday if I had to.

    I hate people that steal the ads out of the Sunday paper and stuff them into the paper they are buying so they have doubles. Hey rat fuck that's stealing.

    If you steal from an individual, you are a rat fuck. If you steal from a corporation like Wal-Mart... are you a rat fuck?
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,327
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll watch saving private Ryan everyday if I had to.

    I hate people that steal the ads out of the Sunday paper and stuff them into the paper they are buying so they have doubles. Hey rat fuck that's stealing.

    If you steal from an individual, you are a rat fuck. If you steal from a corporation like Wal-Mart... are you a rat fuck?
    yes, because in the end they raise the price to compensate for rat fuck thieves.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'll watch saving private Ryan everyday if I had to.

    I hate people that steal the ads out of the Sunday paper and stuff them into the paper they are buying so they have doubles. Hey rat fuck that's stealing.

    If you steal from an individual, you are a rat fuck. If you steal from a corporation like Wal-Mart... are you a rat fuck?
    yes, because in the end they raise the price to compensate for rat fuck thieves.

    Aren't they rat fucks for using sweat shops? :lol:

    ...along with a lot of other companies we probably don't want to be aware of.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    David Stern is a rat fuck.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Unappreciative bosses are all rat fucks.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Any company that terminates your temporary contract because you went to your grandmother's funeral is a rat fuck corporation.
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    DS1119 wrote:
    Unappreciative bosses are all rat fucks.
    DING DING DING. That's one of MY winners right there!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't have said it better myself!! Thank you.
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    voidofman wrote:
    Any company that terminates your temporary contract because you went to your grandmother's funeral is a rat fuck corporation.
    yikes. for shiz.
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    EmBleve wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    Any company that terminates your temporary contract because you went to your grandmother's funeral is a rat fuck corporation.
    yikes. for shiz.

    I think some managers were looking for an excuse to let me go. What's messed up is I was one of the best workers they had. When I came back to clean out my desk everyone was shocked and saddened, even some managers I was friendly with asked why.

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