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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    That reminds me of something that happened to me. It was cold out but I didn't feel like wearing shoes so I went with the socks and sandals not knowing it's a rat fuck move. I lived in a logger town, was walking behind the grocery store and a guy parked in a car yells out to me. "hey buddy! Socks and sandals don't work!" I gave him a smile and a thumbs up back. He did a thumbs down and said, "noooooo!!!"
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    voidofman wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    That reminds me of something that happened to me. It was cold out but I didn't feel like wearing shoes so I went with the socks and sandals not knowing it's a rat fuck move. I lived in a logger town, was walking behind the grocery store and a guy parked in a car yells out to me. "hey buddy! Socks and sandals don't work!" I gave him a smile and a thumbs up back. He did a thumbs down and said, "noooooo!!!"

    classic rat fuck call out. :lol:
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    classic rat fuck call out. :lol:

    In this instance I am proud to be a rat fuck as I didn't hurt anyone or piss someone off with sheer stupidity.
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    This one is a true story too. Was over at a friend's house, he was refilling a zippo with butane, some of it leaked onto his couch. He decided to light his zippo and the couch went up a little bit, he stomped it out. Then this rat fuck thought it would be funny to squirt some butane on me. Oh hell fucking no! I ran the fuck out of there and never saw him again.

    Anyone who jokes about lighting their friend on fire is a stupid rat fuck sociopath.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can we all be aware of what should be obvious

    hipsters = rat fucks.

    Oh yes.

    Also, everyone listed on this site is a rat fuck:

    http://yourscenesucks.com/
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?

    If you need to ask you're probably both.



















    ;)
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    from the doggie thread:

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    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:

    Oh snap! Norm's a rat fuck!! :o:lol:
    it's "his friend." that's his story and he's sticking to it :lol:

    besides, norm is no rat fuck.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DS1119 wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?

    If you need to ask you're probably both.




















    ;)


    :lol:
    you rat bastard!! :x ;):lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    :lol:
    you rat bastard!! :x ;):lol:

    :thumbup:
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    This one is a true story too. Was over at a friend's house, he was refilling a zippo with butane, some of it leaked onto his couch. He decided to light his zippo and the couch went up a little bit, he stomped it out. Then this rat fuck thought it would be funny to squirt some butane on me. Oh hell fucking no! I ran the fuck out of there and never saw him again.

    Anyone who jokes about lighting their friend on fire is a stupid rat fuck sociopath.

    What a rat fuck.
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.

    Said wife must not be German.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I am sooo guilty of this!!
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.

    Or if you wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss and you accidentally get a little on the floor when you're half asleep and can't see shit....so I've heard from my fiance.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x


    ...and the people at the drive thru when you ask for ketchup and they give you one package. WTF am I going to do with this you rat fuck?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x


    ...and the people at the drive thru when you ask for ketchup and they give you one package. WTF am I going to do with this you rat fuck?


    and the people that give you 10 for one taco...rat fucks
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    the people at the grocery store, who bag your groceries, and put meat in with anything that is not meat....or if they put something heavy in with your bread, buns or rolls, and they get smooshed :cry:

    ratmotherfucks :x
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