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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Indifference71 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:
    You wait until the light turns green to put on your left turn sigal and fuck the people behind you who could have gone around you had put your signal on earlier!

    I'm sometimes guilty of this on accident. It certainly isn't intentional.
    I guess I'm like what, 5% rat fuck?


    Ha. I think we are all guilty of this at times...so I'll give you 5%. It just drives me nuts when you do go around this person and its someone on their cell phone who obviously just isnt paying attention...


    you are a rat fuck if you are in teh left lane, than slow to a crawl to get into the right lane to turn into a parking lot.
    81 is now off the air

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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    People that take their sweet ass time strolling across a crosswalk while you're stopped in your car waiting for them are big time rat fuck bastards.
    Or how about the ones that will stand there a few moments while the sign says walk and the decide to start crossing once it's blinking?
    People that dont know they can make a left turn on red onto a one-way street are rat fucks and I deal with them EVERY DAY.
    This thread is rat-fucking hilarious by the way
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.

    ***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    people who keep trying to open the door to the bathroom stall when you're already in there and the door is LOCKED-geez! don't they do a 'foot check'?!?!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***


    when does your flight leave milwaukee?
    81 is now off the air

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    voidofman wrote:
    If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.


    Depends, if some funny story occurs to you while toking and you get more wrapped up in telling your story and forget we are smoking, then your the Rat fuck, i'm smoking. All stories can wait until the J is done.
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
    i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x
  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.

    ***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
    :lol: I thought the same thing. My last time was in October right after 9/11. And I'm not bothering with bringing the laptop. :oops:
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    conman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
    i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x


    Um... what kind of assault, exactly?

    :o
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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    unlost dogs wrote:
    conman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
    i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x


    Um... what kind of assault, exactly?

    :o
    not sure, i can get a little crazy sometimes :twisted: :P
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    conman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    conman wrote:
    i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x


    Um... what kind of assault, exactly?

    :o
    not sure, i can get a little crazy sometimes :twisted: :P

    watch out for those Navy boys unlost! I hear they can be a little :crazy:.....:shh:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    EmBleve wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.

    ***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
    :lol: I thought the same thing. My last time was in October right after 9/11. And I'm not bothering with bringing the laptop. :oops:

    In cases where you haven't flown in that long, you obviously get a pass :)
    Rat fuck status revoked!
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  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    In cases where you haven't flown in that long, you obviously get a pass :)
    Rat fuck status revoked!
    thanks mamasan! :lol: I don't wanna be a rat fuck. (after reading this thread though, I am seeing 'fat ruck')
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    You are a rat fuck if you offer to bring delicious meats to a bbq, then ask everyone to chip in for them when you get there.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    You're a rat fuck if you show up to a BBQ/party, don't bring any of your own beer and drink everybody else's
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    if you hold up a line in a store to put your change in your pocketbook/pockets you are a rat fuck - move the hell out of the way after paying

    if you wear weather-inappropriate attire (shorts in winter, hoodies in summer, etc.) you are a rat fuck.

    if you don't put your car lights on when driving when it's raining out, you are a rat fuck.

    if you talk over me or try to talk to someone while I am on the phone with them, you are a rat fuck.
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    RKCNDY wrote:
    You're a rat fuck if you show up to a BBQ/party, don't bring any of your own beer and drink everybody else's
    conman wrote:
    people who go to a party or some other social gathering at someone elses house and don't bring at least enough beer (or whatever their drink of choice is) for themselves and proceed to drink everyone elses beer....... rat fucks.
    ;)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    If you're sitting at a poker table and can't figure out who the rat fuck is…it's you. You're the rat fuck.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    People that take their sweet ass time strolling across a crosswalk while you're stopped in your car waiting for them are big time rat fuck bastards.
    Or how about the ones that will stand there a few moments while the sign says walk and the decide to start crossing once it's blinking?

    I'm not even talking about at the light. I just mean a regular, marked crosswalk. Some people move along like they're taking a stroll through the park. But yeah, the ones you are talking about are definitely rat fucks too - clueless rat fucks.

    Or how about people that don't press the button to activate the flashing yellow lights at a crosswalk? They just walk across without warning. They are lazy rat fucks.
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