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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If I call my professor tonight a rat fuck on day one of the semester, will I redeem myself?

    Please take video!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If you accept the fact that you're a rat fuck, you're definitely a rat fuck.
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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    people who go to a party or some other social gathering at someone elses house and don't bring at least enough beer (or whatever their drink of choice is) for themselves and proceed to drink everyone elses beer....... rat fucks.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    People who are militantly politically correct are rat fucks.

    Or, as they lobby to be called, "rodent fornicators."

    Carry on.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Epitomy of rat fuck:

    kroeger13.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P


    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P

    Again, being a rat fuck here.

    rat fuck cubed is:

    Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck.

    As I said before, mind blown!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:

    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!


    At this rate, we're all rat fucks.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    Again, being a rat fuck here.

    rat fuck cubed is:

    Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck.

    As I said before, mind blown!

    That much rat fuck is a danger to society.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!


    At this rate, we're all rat fucks.

    Does that make this a Rat Orgy?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
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    I can't see that picture at work... this company is a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jesus, how long can this thread go on??

    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • yellowwho
    yellowwho Posts: 1,661
    dcfaithful wrote:
    People who ask you a question, and then interrupt your answer are definitely rat fucks. :evil:

    Yes, Rat fucks !

    Or people who ask you for your advise on how to do something, and then argue with you about how your wrong....why ask in the first place if you know everything !!!

    Fucking Rat Fucks :twisted:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Enkidu wrote:
    You're on your cell phone at Starbucks and the barista asks you, "What can I get for you?" and you ignore her and keep talking on your phone and she asks you again, "What can I get for you?" and you give her a dirty look like shut up bitch and go back to your cell phone conversation even though the line is very long, but you don't care because your phone call is more important and the barista asks you one more time and you finally shout out an order at her and go back to your call.

    You are a rat fuck.
    wow. this kinda stuff actually happens quite a bit im sure. see, this is why punching them in the mouth is a wonderful idea.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.


    he's sleeping. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!


    i know the feeling. :lol:


    listen he says, let me know, and i'll play your request....

    so i listen...and i get....everything but.

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    People who are militantly politically correct are rat fucks.

    Or, as they lobby to be called, "rodent fornicators."

    Carry on.
    you are hilarious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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