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People who don't hold the door open for someone following them (man or woman) are rat fucks.
People who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle at the market are rat fucks.
People who spit huge loogies on the sidewalk are rat fucks.
People who park in handicapped parking without a permit are rat fucks.
People who don't hold the elevator door are rat fucks.
People at a pizzeria who take the one containor or grated cheese and leave it on their table instead of putting it back are rat fucks.
People that cut you off in traffic are rat fucks.
People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.
People who wait in line at a fast food joint and when they make it to the front of line then decide too look up at the menu and now somehow decide are rat fucks.0 -
81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276DS1119 wrote:People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.
there are way to many unwritten blackjack rules.81 is now off the air0 -
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Retail assistants who ignore customers or sit behind the counter texting or talking loudly on their phones are total rat fucks.
People who pass you only to slow down when they get in front are rat fucks!
People who litter are rat fucks.
Mums who brag about how amazing little Johnny is at soccor and karate and swimming and drawing and reading and helping mummy with everything are rat fucks.
Is it obvious that I'm having a bad day?all you need is love, love is all you need0 -
Slap upside the head wrote:Discussing the criteria of what defines a rat fuck on a message board rockets you
to the top of the rat fuckery mountain.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
Slap upside the head wrote:Discussing the criteria of what defines a rat fuck on a message board rockets you
to the top of the rat fuckery mountain.
I ain't no rat fuck!0 -
DS1119 wrote:People who don't hold the door open for someone following them (man or woman) are rat fucks.
People who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle at the market are rat fucks.
People who spit huge loogies on the sidewalk are rat fucks.
People who park in handicapped parking without a permit are rat fucks.
People who don't hold the elevator door are rat fucks.
People at a pizzeria who take the one containor or grated cheese and leave it on their table instead of putting it back are rat fucks.
People that cut you off in traffic are rat fucks.
People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.
People who wait in line at a fast food joint and when they make it to the front of line then decide too look up at the menu and now somehow decide are rat fucks.
Brilliant list.
To add to the first one, if you do not say thank you to a person that holds the door for you... you're a rat fuck.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
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imalive wrote:if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!
It only took you 3 months to listen.
In my defense, I got that request after my show!7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
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...or, if you waste your employer's money by spending your entire "working day" posting here :shifty:If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 220 -
If this thread gets locked.....
who is the rat fuck?7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
imalive wrote:...or, if you waste your employer's money by spending your entire "working day" posting here :shifty:
...... damn you.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:If this thread gets locked.....
who is the rat fuck?
I am.0 -
Rat Fuck wrote:dcfaithful wrote:If this thread gets locked.....
who is the rat fuck?
I am.
Touche, Rat Fuck.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20
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