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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who don't hold the door open for someone following them (man or woman) are rat fucks.

    People who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle at the market are rat fucks.

    People who spit huge loogies on the sidewalk are rat fucks.

    People who park in handicapped parking without a permit are rat fucks.

    People who don't hold the elevator door are rat fucks.

    People at a pizzeria who take the one containor or grated cheese and leave it on their table instead of putting it back are rat fucks.

    People that cut you off in traffic are rat fucks.

    People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.

    People who wait in line at a fast food joint and when they make it to the front of line then decide too look up at the menu and now somehow decide are rat fucks.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:

    hehe.....

    i like parking beside those people with my dirty dented truck.

    does that make me a rat fuck


    Nope. That makes you a rat exterminator. :)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.


    there are way to many unwritten blackjack rules.
    81 is now off the air

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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
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  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Retail assistants who ignore customers or sit behind the counter texting or talking loudly on their phones are total rat fucks.

    People who pass you only to slow down when they get in front are rat fucks!

    People who litter are rat fucks.

    Mums who brag about how amazing little Johnny is at soccor and karate and swimming and drawing and reading and helping mummy with everything are rat fucks.

    Is it obvious that I'm having a bad day?
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Discussing the criteria of what defines a rat fuck on a message board rockets you
    to the top of the rat fuckery mountain.
    Overruled.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Slap upside the head wrote:
    Discussing the criteria of what defines a rat fuck on a message board rockets you
    to the top of the rat fuckery mountain.

    I ain't no rat fuck!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    fatanimals07.jpg


    That's a fat rat fuck.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who don't hold the door open for someone following them (man or woman) are rat fucks.

    People who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle at the market are rat fucks.

    People who spit huge loogies on the sidewalk are rat fucks.

    People who park in handicapped parking without a permit are rat fucks.

    People who don't hold the elevator door are rat fucks.

    People at a pizzeria who take the one containor or grated cheese and leave it on their table instead of putting it back are rat fucks.

    People that cut you off in traffic are rat fucks.

    People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.

    People who wait in line at a fast food joint and when they make it to the front of line then decide too look up at the menu and now somehow decide are rat fucks.

    Brilliant list.

    To add to the first one, if you do not say thank you to a person that holds the door for you... you're a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    DS1119 wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    That's a fat rat fuck.

    Rats who eat too much cheese are rat fucks.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,239
    if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who sit down at a blackjack table in the middle of a shoe and don't ask out of courtesy if they can play are rat fucks.


    there are way to many unwritten blackjack rules.


    Agreed, but if everyone just adhered to this one the World would be a better place.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!

    It only took you 3 months to listen. ;)

    In my defense, I got that request after my show!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratfuck
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratfuck
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,239
    ...or, if you waste your employer's money by spending your entire "working day" posting here :shifty:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If this thread gets locked.....

    who is the rat fuck?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    ...or, if you waste your employer's money by spending your entire "working day" posting here :shifty:

    ...... damn you.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....

    who is the rat fuck?

    I am.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....

    who is the rat fuck?

    I am.

    Touche, Rat Fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2

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