I thought it was an animal's foot, I really did...

unlost dogs
unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
So I'm out having drinks after work last night. Joining my friend and me were a couple of colleagues who also work at my new job, but in different areas, so I hadn't met them before. (They were very professional and well dressed. I was wearing jeans and my PJ20 hoodie.)

Margaritas, fairly strong. Quite yummy.

We're sitting at the bar, and we're talking about the company's dress code. The conversation quickly becomes far more fun when we start talking about the worst outfits we'd ever seen at work. Then one of them says something about seeing someone with (she leans forward and whispers) "camel toe."

Everyone starts laughing except me.

They were like, :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I was like, :eh: with a little :-? because, frankly, I have no idea what they're laughing at.

So (and you know you saw this coming) I blurt out, "What's camel toe?"

Well, talk about a buzzkill. They all go... :shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:

And it might be my imagination, but it seems like right as I said that, there was a synchronized pause in every conversation in the restaurant at that very moment. It was like an echo... "camel toe... camel toe... camel toe..."

And the bartender snorted.

I am fearful that I may not be invited out for drinks again. :lolno:

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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    edited April 2011
    If that is what going out for drinks with you is, then I would love to go to drinks with you. You are awesome.

    No shame girl!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    soooo....did they tell you what it means? because i'd be glad to explain it (with pictures!) but then this will get locked :lol::lol:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    First off, your get 7,500 Gansta Points for Sporting the PJ hoodie!!!!

    Second, dont sweat it, they will figure out your cool.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,765
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe

    I'll go there. I may need a break from here anyway!! :lol::mrgreen:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    If that is what going out for drinks with you is, then I would love to go to drinks with you. You are awesome.
    No shame, girl!
    We definitely have to go out for drinks if we're ever on the same coast. I suspect I could learn a lot from you... ;) :shock: :lol:
    norm wrote:
    soooo....did they tell you what it means? because i'd be glad to explain it (with pictures!) but then this will get locked :lol::lol:
    One of them did, in hushed tones.
    And then of course I Googled it. Please don't post any pics. And I am SO getting rid of my running tights. :shock:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    First off, your get 7,500 Gansta Points for Sporting the PJ hoodie!!!!
    Second, dont sweat it, they will figure out your cool.
    See that's the problem. I know I'm cool, you know I'm cool, the people I work with think I'm painfully out of touch and fascinated by that band, what's it called, that sang "Jeremy." (Are they still around?!?)
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  • cbrunelle783
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    unlost dogs wrote:
    See that's the problem. I know I'm cool, you know I'm cool, the people I work with think I'm painfully out of touch and fascinated by that band, what's it called, that sang "Jeremy." (Are they still around?!?)


    :lol::lol::lol: I get that all the time... They still tour? Really? Huh? We know better of course but then there's those who remember crazy eyes and brown jackets lol
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  • Who Princess
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    unlost dogs wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    First off, your get 7,500 Gansta Points for Sporting the PJ hoodie!!!!
    Second, dont sweat it, they will figure out your cool.
    See that's the problem. I know I'm cool, you know I'm cool, the people I work with think I'm painfully out of touch and fascinated by that band, what's it called, that sang "Jeremy." (Are they still around?!?)
    Psh, that's nothing.
    Wait till your band's been around 40 years and people say stuff like "Are they the ones that do the CSI song?" :wtf: :lolno:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    One of them did, in hushed tones.
    And then of course I Googled it. Please don't post any pics. And I am SO getting rid of my running tights. :shock:

    :lol:




    should i explain moose knuckle to her? :think:
  • Who Princess
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    I'm probably going to get this thread locked: :shifty: :shh:

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  • norm
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    whoprincess wrote:
    I'm probably going to get this thread locked: :shifty: :shh:

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    not tested on camels

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    :lol::lol::lol:
  • CJMST3K
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    whoprincess wrote:
    I'm probably going to get this thread locked: :shifty: :shh:

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  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    just last week at school somebody said camel toe and some dude pealed off his boot and he had a camel tattooed on his big toe. i laughed my ass off on that one. i'm 43 so the shit these 18-20 year old guys do is pretty fucked up some time. entertaining but fucked up.
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  • 81
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    holy chit
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  • 81
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    next time, excuse yourself, go the restroom and google it. :lol:
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Thanks, Unlost. I almost did a spit take reading this...
  • MoonTurtle
    MoonTurtle Posts: 752
    O my! I just looked it up!

    norm wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    One of them did, in hushed tones.
    And then of course I Googled it. Please don't post any pics. And I am SO getting rid of my running tights. :shock:

    :lol:




    should i explain moose knuckle to her? :think:
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    One up them next time when you break out the "MOOSE KNUCKLE" comment.
  • Who Princess
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    CJMST3K wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    I'm probably going to get this thread locked: :shifty: :shh:

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    "mild, medium and cougar" :lol:
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