Best sledges in sport

pjfan31
pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I used to love sledging when I played, but what are some of the best sledges that you know of? no matter the sport... Share...


My first submission is former Aussie bowler Glenn Mcgrath to Pakistan batsman Inzamam ul Haq

Mcgrath: Hey Inzy, how come your so fat?

Inzamam: Because every time I F*#K your wife she gives me a biscuit....
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  • Hinn
    Hinn Posts: 1,517
    A great chant went up in the last London SW6 derby between Fulham and Chelsea, from the Fulham fans at home.

    Didier Drogba went on to replace Fernando Torres at half time, and totally shanked his first shot way way up high and wide.

    So we chanted 'Are you Torres in disguise?' to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down.

    Us Fulham fans, we're a quiet bunch really, but that's gold right there.
    115 bucks for half a haircut by a novice? I want my money back!
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Haha... Love the avatar... That was a funny moment... Glad you got a photo of it.
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    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • redraw
    redraw Posts: 1,301
    I've always loved one from AFL player Michael Voss to his brother on the opposition team:

    "My dad F@cked your mum"

    That's gotta put u off when lining up 2 take a shot at goal!!!!
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    I think it was Dennis Lillie to someone... could be wrong but

    Lillie: How's your wife and my kids

    opponent: THe wife's fine, the kids are retarded...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I used to love sledging when I played, but what are some of the best sledges that you know of? no matter the sport... Share...


    My first submission is former Aussie bowler Glenn Mcgrath to Pakistan batsman Inzamam ul Haq

    Mcgrath: Hey Inzy, how come your so fat?

    Inzamam: Because every time I F*#K your wife she gives me a biscuit....

    That happen for real? :shock:
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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    The sledge? yes, would have to of been before jane's illness....

    Did he really F%$k her? no way... Inzamam is probably still a virgin...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    pjfan31 wrote:
    The sledge? yes, would have to of been before jane's illness....

    Did he really F%$k her? no way... Inzamam is probably still a virgin...

    Geee, rude prick lol
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014

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