I'm drunk as funk. Bar crawl tomorrow is actually for a charity so I feel like i need to make it.
I don't get many opportunities to get shitfaced for a good cause
(any spelling errors should be dismissed as the author is legally blind. thank you)
The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.
Every year we do a polar bear swim where we get liquored up and jump in Lake Erie in January. My nuts go missing for around a month or so after but I don't care because there's free booze and it raises money for the local fire department.
The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.
CLASSIC!!
The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause
I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed
drinking rules
Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."
I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.
I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.
Berlin 2010.
Best.
Boot.
Ever.
Berlin 2010.
Best.
Boot.
Ever.
March 18/19 2011
Best.
Immortality Air Guitar.
Ever.
On Repeat.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.
The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.
CLASSIC!!
The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause
I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed
drinking rules
Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."
To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....
Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."
To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....
I hope you had money to start with. Otherwise you might have done a little... um... entrepreneuring you might not be fully remembering.
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one rule bout this
you must show how many empty beer bottles or cans you've had to truly show your hammered
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
also...I need a bigger lens. haha
bar crawl at noon tomorrow. gonna be rough
getting up will be rough. the bar, the booze will be the cure.
I'm on my way. hello whiskey.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
You should roll him on his side. And put down a tarp.
HAAAAAAAAAA. AWEsome
I'm drunk as funk. Bar crawl tomorrow is actually for a charity so I feel like i need to make it.
I don't get many opportunities to get shitfaced for a good cause
(any spelling errors should be dismissed as the author is legally blind. thank you)
eat up on carbs before hand. that's what i used to do before St. Patricks Day bar crawls.
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.
Every year we do a polar bear swim where we get liquored up and jump in Lake Erie in January. My nuts go missing for around a month or so after but I don't care because there's free booze and it raises money for the local fire department.
2012 Missoula (9/30) 2013 Chicago (7/19) Pittsburgh (10/11) Buffalo (10/12) Baltimore (10/27) Dallas (11/15)
2014 Austin (10/12) Memphis (10/14) St. Paul (10/19) Milwaukee (10/20) Denver (10/22)
2016 Ft. Lauderdale (4/8) Miami (4/9) Hampton (4/18) Philly (4/28,4/29) NY (5/1,5/2) 2018 Seattle (8/10) Missoula (8/13) 2022 Nashville (9/16)
E.V. - 2008 Berkeley (4/8) 2012 Austin (11/9,11/12)
Temple of the Dog - 2016 Upper Darby
CLASSIC!!
The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause
I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed
drinking rules
Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Sounds like a good night to me.. back in the days when they were funky! Love that shit!
practice makes perfect.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Berlin 2010.
Best.
Boot.
Ever.
not sure how you guys do it :?
it takes me a really long time to type a post
and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day
I try to stay away....
Good idea, Pandora. Drunk dialing is one thing, but tipsy typing is quite another _ it lasts forever!
Berlin 2010.
Best.
Boot.
Ever.
March 18/19 2011
Best.
Immortality Air Guitar.
Ever.
On Repeat.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Do not try to type when you are drunk, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. . . There is no keyboard.
Then you will see it is not the keyboard that types, it is only yourself.
To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....
Slowly approaching hammered state.
Damn I need a taco!
I hope you had money to start with. Otherwise you might have done a little... um... entrepreneuring you might not be fully remembering.
:shock:
Mrs. Blenderman is a very lucky woman.