I'M HAMMERED THREAD

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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    pandora wrote:
    I can't type when I'm a wasted pup...

    not sure how you guys do it :?

    it takes me a really long time to type a post
    and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day :lol:

    I try to stay away....

    Good idea, Pandora. Drunk dialing is one thing, but tipsy typing is quite another _ it lasts forever! :lol:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.

    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.


    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.

    March 18/19 2011

    Best.
    Immortality Air Guitar.
    Ever.
    On Repeat.
    :lol:8-)
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.

    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.


    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.

    March 18/19 2011

    Best.
    Immortality Air Guitar.
    Ever.
    On Repeat.
    :lol:8-)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Break The Sky
    Break The Sky Posts: 1,276
    pandora wrote:
    I can't type when I'm a wasted pup...

    not sure how you guys do it :?

    it takes me a really long time to type a post
    and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day :lol:

    I try to stay away....

    Do not try to type when you are drunk, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. . . There is no keyboard.

    Then you will see it is not the keyboard that types, it is only yourself.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,914
    Big Drop wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:

    The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.

    CLASSIC!!

    The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause

    I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed

    drinking rules

    Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."

    To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,164
    On my fourth scotch.
    Slowly approaching hammered state.



    Damn I need a taco! :mrgreen:
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:

    Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."

    To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....

    I hope you had money to start with. Otherwise you might have done a little... um... entrepreneuring you might not be fully remembering.

    :lol: :shock:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA
  • Break The Sky
    Break The Sky Posts: 1,276
    blenderman69 wrote:
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

    Mrs. Blenderman is a very lucky woman.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    Big Drop wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

    Mrs. Blenderman is a very lucky woman.
    that's what i keep telling her :lol:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Yes
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Yes

    Can I get a "woot-woot?"
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Break The Sky
    Break The Sky Posts: 1,276
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Yes

    Can I get a "woot-woot?"

    Holler at that son.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    I would have posted in here last night but I was too drunk and stoned so I decided to do some writing instead.
  • Cradles Broken Glass
    Cradles Broken Glass Posts: 1,409
    edited February 2013
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    Hearts and thoughts they fade....
    fade away...

    I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Wow, don't even remember starting this thread.

    For the record I didn't make it to the bar crawl on saturday. I was glued to the couch all day. Hung out with my dog and my hangover and watched college hoops all day.

    Still feeling it a bit from Friday night. I'm getting old...definitely takes me longer to recover than it used to
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Bump for bababooey
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    YESSSSSSSSSSSS\


    HAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRED agin

    I'm in DC for a work conference. got suckered into it two weeks ago. so everyone backed out and I'm working booth with one person istead of hte usual 5 (which only means I have to work the entire time instead of sitting and doing nothing). anyway, I was on my own toinght. met a college buddy at the Capitol Brewery and got SAMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHED.

    so yep, I'm hammered.
    have to be up in 2 hoursw. fuckers
    me and my buddies call it wigged. I'm wigged as fuck
  • Break The Sky
    Break The Sky Posts: 1,276
    The Fixer wrote:
    YESSSSSSSSSSSS\


    HAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRED agin

    I'm in DC for a work conference. got suckered into it two weeks ago. so everyone backed out and I'm working booth with one person istead of hte usual 5 (which only means I have to work the entire time instead of sitting and doing nothing). anyway, I was on my own toinght. met a college buddy at the Capitol Brewery and got SAMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHED.

    so yep, I'm hammered.
    have to be up in 2 hoursw. fuckers
    me and my buddies call it wigged. I'm wigged as fuck

    I prefer the term lambasted. It makes me sound like a smart drunk when I'm usually just a drunk drunk.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,767
    to paraphrase Mr. Dean Wormer

    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. :mrgreen:
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