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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    conman wrote:
    Corned beef on rye with spicy mustard
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Use pastrami. It is the most sensual of the cured meats!



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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    so then i was dickweed
    (two of the things i love most)


    are you going to pj20? as of this morning, i still have extra space in my tent.

    :lol: i'm assuming you mean you will have weed
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chickweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    so then i was dickweed
    (two of the things i love most)


    are you going to pj20? as of this morning, i still have extra space in my tent.

    :lol: i'm assuming you mean you will have weed


    i was sort of hoping you were going to bring that and i would handle the other half. :P
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    81 wrote:
    I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
    Yeah, thats what you did Caligula.
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
    Yeah, thats what you did Caligula.


    touche

    ate he one
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,842
    chickweed wrote:
    what kinds of food have you incorporated into sex

    bananas
    and peanut butter

    are the only two that come to mind
    at the moment

    and in my case, my bf was involved with both
    but solo use of fruits and veggies would count too

    Pizza and Chili Cheese Fries

    When i was single, and feeling lonely, I would drown my sorrows in pizza and chili cheese fries....does that count?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Corned beef on rye with spicy mustard
    Damn you Costanza.
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  • Gibson72
    Gibson72 Posts: 1,245
    Bacon...ala George Constanza.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nothing goes with coitus like some fried chicken, yellow cake, and a baby's bottle...

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Honey
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    81 wrote:
    ibtZ


    geek.

    :lol:
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  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    liver and onions...love me some females smotherd in liver and onions...or sourkraut :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    sauerkraut.

    sheesh he types with finger and cant spell. *shakes head* :P :lol:
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  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    sauerkraut.

    sheesh he types with finger and cant spell. *shakes head* :P :lol:
    i told you i can't spell good.i didn't lie. :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    sauerkraut.

    sheesh he types with finger and cant spell. *shakes head* :P :lol:
    i told you i can't spell good.i didn't lie. :lol:

    well in your defense it is a german word.. and who the hell knows how they spell??? ;):)
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  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    sauerkraut.

    sheesh he types with finger and cant spell. *shakes head* :P :lol:
    i told you i can't spell good.i didn't lie. :lol:

    well in your defense it is a german word.. and who the hell knows how they spell??? ;):)
    i'm actually part german :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mods must be asleep. :roll:
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    I have a friend who has incorporated various fruits & veg into her activities. She gives them to the rabbits when they've finished with them.

    Knowing that is better than worrying that she might serve you up some when you go round for your dinner.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Claireack wrote:
    I have a friend who has incorporated various fruits & veg into her activities. She gives them to the rabbits when they've finished with them.

    Knowing that is better than worrying that she might serve you up some when you go round for your dinner.


    that is disgusting. :lol: does she at least slip a condom over the carrots... or does go bareback?? :lol:
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