It's Almost Time - A Christmas Story

Phantom Pain
Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"

:D
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • 81
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    81 is now off the air

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  • 81 wrote:
    k

    I assume you know the movie ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • C+! Hahahaha! C+! Hahahaha!!!!! :lol:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D
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    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

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  • JonnyPistachio
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    Poncier wrote:
    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

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    I triple dog dare you
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  • The Juggler
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    Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D

    on demand? you're nuts to pay for this when it will be on 24 hours straight in just a couple days :mrgreen:
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  • Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D

    on demand? you're nuts to pay for this when it will be on 24 hours straight in just a couple days :mrgreen:

    I hope it's in the free section of on-demand

    I'll look tonight to torture the wife...she hates the movie
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PJPixie
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    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    PJPixie wrote:
    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(


    nice!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PJPixie wrote:
    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(

    What kind of people are you working with!?! :shock:
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