Jeff Ament spoke to my class yesterday

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  • randaldoesjersey
    randaldoesjersey Posts: 151
    otis mcfluster wrote:
    You forgot to name drop a c-list celebrity and tell us how big your wiener is.

    Kathy Griffin vouches for my 29" dick.
  • randaldoesjersey
    randaldoesjersey Posts: 151
    acoustic guy wrote:
    lol. funny Oh sorry.........LAUGH OUT LOUD.
    How is that.

    No, "lol" is cool and doesn't necessarily constitute typing like a 14 year old.
    "U", "R" and all of that just sounds like you're spouting off Jewel song titles.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    randaldoesjersey wrote:
    Kathy Kriffin vouches for my 29" dick.

    Is that the famed Kathy K. Kriffin that always appears on Springer in her Klan outfit?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • randaldoesjersey
    randaldoesjersey Posts: 151
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Is that the famed Kathy K. Kriffin that always appears on Springer in her Klan outfit?

    DAMNIT
  • distantsun
    distantsun Posts: 265
    this is the dumbest thread in the history of the internet.

    kat, lock it up.
    this post has been approved by grace6697.
  • zackmorris
    zackmorris Posts: 24
    randaldoesjersey wrote:
    No, "lol" is cool and doesn't necessarily constitute typing like a 14 year old.
    "U", "R" and all of that just sounds like you're spouting off Jewel song titles.

    ....love is a tower......
    You had me worried!
    So worried, that this would last...
    But now I'm learning, learning that this will pass...
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    releeseme wrote:
    Great story. This board really does have some good posters. Not everyone here is as messed up as all the doubters whe were calling and emailing your prof. That is just plain pathetic.

    LOL Love the quote below! hahahahaha
    Thats a great line from a great movie.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • LukinFan
    LukinFan Florida Posts: 29,119
    Jeff is the man!
    www.RLMcDaniel.com

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  • simpleman
    simpleman Posts: 425
    I watched " How I Met Your Mother" w/ Jeff on Monday. He told me he absolutley talked at the University.
    " Jump from a cliff to fly, not to fall..."
  • Evil Beaver
    Evil Beaver Posts: 84
    Go here and you'll find a short article on Mr. Ament's visit in the news section.

    http://www.business.umt.edu/

    This summary really underscores the academic value of Mr. Ament's contribution to our class. He's definitely a talented entrepreneur who also possesses some sick musical skills. If it wasn't for some savvy business decisions we may never have even heard of Pearl Jam. In fact, Jeff said that the band was accused by some critics of being "careerists" early on because they leveraged their networks and made decisions with business acumen.

    If you think musical talent alone is the key to success in the music industry, you're wrong. If you want an example of an incredibly talented band that flopped because of poor decisions, check out Brian Jonestown Massacre. There's an awesome documentary about them called "Dig" available at your local video rental store.

    Finally, one last plug for the Entertainment Management program at the University of Montana. More information about it can be found here:
    http://umtentertainment.org/

    and here:
    http://www.business.umt.edu/entertainment/

    Let me tell you something. The entertainment management certificate I'll be handed at the end of this year is just a cherry on top of the master's degree that I'm really here to get. But it's by far the most entertaining class on my schedule (pun intended). So if you spend hours upon hours of your life talking about music on message boards, get off your ass, fill out an application and gain admission to the University of Montana so you can start making a living on your hobby.

    Just don't come here expecting Eddie Vedder to be the next guest speaker.

    -Evil Beaver
  • simpleman
    simpleman Posts: 425
    Evil Beaver wrote:
    Go here and you'll find a short article on Mr. Ament's visit in the news section.

    http://www.business.umt.edu/

    This summary really underscores the academic value of Mr. Ament's contribution to our class. He's definitely a talented entrepreneur who also possesses some sick musical skills. If it wasn't for some savvy business decisions we may never have even heard of Pearl Jam. In fact, Jeff said that the band was accused by some critics of being "careerists" early on because they leveraged their networks and made decisions with business acumen.

    If you think musical talent alone is the key to success in the music industry, you're wrong. If you want an example of an incredibly talented band that flopped because of poor decisions, check out Brian Jonestown Massacre. There's an awesome documentary about them called "Dig" available at your local video rental store.

    Finally, one last plug for the Entertainment Management program at the University of Montana. More information about it can be found here:
    http://umtentertainment.org/

    and here:
    http://www.business.umt.edu/entertainment/

    Let me tell you something. The entertainment management certificate I'll be handed at the end of this year is just a cherry on top of the master's degree that I'm really here to get. But it's by far the most entertaining class on my schedule (pun intended). So if you spend hours upon hours of your life talking about music on message boards, get off your ass, fill out an application and gain admission to the University of Montana so you can start making a living on your hobby.

    Just don't come here expecting Eddie Vedder to be the next guest speaker.

    -Evil Beaver
    LET THE APOLOGIES BEGIN!!!

    I live for this kind of shit, Good for you Evil Beaver!

    EVIL BEAVER FOR 2008 PRESIDENT
    " Jump from a cliff to fly, not to fall..."
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,809
    randaldoesjersey wrote:
    I just called the professor. The story is 100% legit.

    http://umtentertainment.org/syllabus.html

    here's his cell phone number is anybody's interested.
    let me get this straight.....

    someone here posted a thread discussing how Jeff Ament had visited their class...........

    and YOU CALLED THE PROFESSOR to make sure it was true????

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............

    you called the professor??????

    that could be the fucking funniest thing i ever fucking read here.......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    It sounds to me like all the doubters are a wittle bit jealous...maybe even jealous stalkers who missed out on one of the best Pearl Jam events of the year....HA HA!!
    be philanthropic
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,809
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    It sounds to me like all the doubters are a wittle bit jealous...maybe even jealous stalkers who missed out on one of the best Pearl Jam events of the year....HA HA!!
    stalkers????

    thats an understatement....

    fucking weirdos is more like it.....hehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    let me get this straight.....

    someone here posted a thread discussing how Jeff Ament had visited their class...........

    and YOU CALLED THE PROFESSOR to make sure it was true????

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............

    you called the professor??????

    that could be the fucking funniest thing i ever fucking read here.......

    Exactly!!!!!!
    Thank you very much!
    Fuck'em all Evil Beaver!!!!!!
    Great story,thanks for sharing.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Mohab
    Mohab Posts: 310
    redrock wrote:
    They asked a local boy to come and share his experience. This local boy happens to be Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam.

    Thanks for sharing your story. It must have been awesome!


    Just an old local good old boy eh
  • Mrs.Vedder78
    Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,585
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    let me get this straight.....

    someone here posted a thread discussing how Jeff Ament had visited their class...........

    and YOU CALLED THE PROFESSOR to make sure it was true????

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............

    you called the professor??????

    that could be the fucking funniest thing i ever fucking read here.......

    Those were my thoughts exactly when I read that.... !!!
    It was quite laughable :D and of course pathetic as I had mentioned a few days back...
    "Without the album covers, where do you clean your pot?" - EV
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    I believed from the beginning, I'm just shocked and kinda questioning the Bonnaroo announcement.

    Nice post EB, don't let the brats keep ya down.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    JEFFERY SPOKE IN.... CLASS TODAY!!


    (I'm assumining that someone else figured this out many pages ago, but I'm not sifting thru 7 pages to figure it out)
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,809
    Mrs_Vedder78 wrote:
    Those were my thoughts exactly when I read that.... !!!
    It was quite laughable :D and of course pathetic as I had mentioned a few days back...
    laughable is a fucking understatement.....

    i can just picture that conversation.....

    hello professor???

    yes....

    this is ronaldo mcdonald calling on behalf of the pearl jam message pit.....

    who the fuck are you???

    im ronaldo mcdonald.....im calling on behalf of all pearl jam psychopaths.....

    how the fuck did you get my number?????

    mr. professor i have one question......did jeff ament show up in your class yesterday and discuss how much the album "riot act" sux monkey balls????"

    click.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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