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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Yes, but are you moving to Massachusetts or not? I washed the linens in the spare room.

    You don't mind sharing a pillow with a Coonhound, do you?
    is dissman or me moving to mass?
    i would think it is dickentman that is moving there, right?

    No, it's you.

    Dissidentman is already here.

    Try as we might, we cannot get rid of him. Or his hat.

    i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
    im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
    and those giant hats?
    big huge gun barrels...

    i support witchcraft 100%.
    Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.

    but i love coonhounds.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    Yes, but are you moving to Massachusetts or not? I washed the linens in the spare room.

    You don't mind sharing a pillow with a Coonhound, do you?
    is dissman or me moving to mass?




    i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
    im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
    and those giant hats?
    big huge gun barrels...

    i support witchcraft 100%.
    Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.

    but i love coonhounds.

    we have many quakers here in pa
    and come to think of it witches too
    did you know
    that there is a law still on the books
    in lancaster
    that states (well sorta)
    that if you are driving a motorized vehicle
    and you come upon a horse and buggy
    or a man leading his horse
    and the horse gets spooked
    that you much DISASSEMBLE your vehicle?
    yup
    for real
    although i've driven behind.....forever....
    and past many a horse and buggy
    i think the horses could give a sh%$t about cars
    peace,
    jo

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    imalive wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    almost this entire lot is derelict like.

    also the word dictation.
    dictation is almost like dickt-tation
    dictation is not for poetry.
    dickt-tation is

    i invented this.
    i suggest all writers worth their salt try it.

    dickt-tation
    not dictation.

    it's true.

    i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
    yes i would
    and thank you
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    cate frances
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    The Jeagler wrote:
    cate frances

    yes????
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    chadwick wrote:
    imalive wrote:

    i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
    yes i would
    and thank you
    thought you'd never ask

    One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
    the first word is "dictate"
    She calls on Spankey.
    "Spankey can you spell dictate?"
    spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
    teacher says "No".
    she next calls on alfalfa
    "Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
    alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
    teacher says "No".
    Then she calls on Buckwheat.
    "Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
    Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
    The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
    Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
    "hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"

    :lolno:

    (sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    imalive wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    imalive wrote:

    i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
    yes i would
    and thank you
    thought you'd never ask

    One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
    the first word is "dictate"
    She calls on Spankey.
    "Spankey can you spell dictate?"
    spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
    teacher says "No".
    she next calls on alfalfa
    "Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
    alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
    teacher says "No".
    Then she calls on Buckwheat.
    "Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
    Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
    The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
    Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
    "hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"

    :lolno:

    (sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)
    it's exactly like that
    dickt-tation

    well done jokester
    that is good stuff
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    imalive wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    imalive wrote:

    i know a joke (its kinda long) where dictate is the punchline. would you like to hear it?
    yes i would
    and thank you
    thought you'd never ask

    One day the Little Rascals are in class and the teacher announces a spelling bee.
    the first word is "dictate"
    She calls on Spankey.
    "Spankey can you spell dictate?"
    spanky starts off "d-i-c-k-"
    teacher says "No".
    she next calls on alfalfa
    "Alfalfa can you spell dictate?"
    alfalfa starts off "d-i-c-t-a-e-"
    teacher says "No".
    Then she calls on Buckwheat.
    "Buckwheat can you spell dictate?"
    Buckwheat slowly recites "d-i-c-t-a-t-e".
    The teacher says "Very good...now can you use dictate in a sentence?"
    Buckwheat thinks for a second and replies
    "hey darla, how'd my dictate last night?"

    :lolno:

    (sorry if this violates the high standards of decency of the board)

    That's some funny stuff right thar
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    peace,
    jo

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    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    is dissman or me moving to mass?
    i would think it is dickentman that is moving there, right?

    No, it's you.

    Dissidentman is already here.

    Try as we might, we cannot get rid of him. Or his hat.

    i think you have Quakers in Massachusetts, yes/no?
    im pretty sure i think their buckle square shoes scare me.
    and those giant hats?
    big huge gun barrels...

    i support witchcraft 100%.
    Massachusetts? probably not my cup of tea.

    but i love coonhounds.

    No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.

    Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.

    We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.

    I think you would be happy here.

    And the Coonhound would love you too.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    catefrances wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    cate frances

    yes????
    THERE SHE IS!

    I FOUND HER.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I think you would be happy here.

    And the Coonhound would love you too.
    DSC_0370-1.jpg[/quote]

    Sure, play the coonhound card, Who could not love that?
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,766
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    What is it about a rat's ass that makes it so much more disposable than say, the ass of a weasel? Or of a chipmunk or even a Yankees fan?
    It's so cute and tiny and squishy you just want to pinch it--- BD's mother
    thanks.
    I think? :?


    Oh , and keep your hands to yourself.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,766
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Now we're discussing the pro's and con's of living in Mass?

    I thought we were helping chadwick to find the real killer.
    could have sworn I saw this guy we're talking about on the golf course.
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The Jeagler wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    cate frances

    yes????
    THERE SHE IS!

    I FOUND HER.

    :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.

    Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.

    We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.

    I think you would be happy here.

    And the Coonhound would love you too.
    DSC_0370-1.jpg
    i do enjoy myself some good sewage treatment plant adjacentness.
    boston skyline, not so much.
    do you think witches are employeed @ the sewage treatment plant?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.

    Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.

    We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.

    I think you would be happy here.

    And the Coonhound would love you too.
    DSC_0370-1.jpg
    i do enjoy myself some good sewage treatment plant adjacentness.
    boston skyline, not so much.
    do you think witches are employeed @ the sewage treatment plant?

    No wizards only, although there is a law suit currently going through for equal opportunities for witches.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Claireack wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    No Quakers in Massachusetts that I'm aware of. Just the descendants of Separatists with strong Puritanical tendencies. Like Theovl316. And also people with giant hats, like Dissidentman. And as for scary buckle shoes, I think you're thinking of Fenway Faithful.

    Witchcraft just a few miles north of me. Site of the trials in the 1600s.

    We have a sewage treatment plant adjacent to my town. And a lovely view of the Boston skyline across the harbor.

    I think you would be happy here.

    And the Coonhound would love you too.
    DSC_0370-1.jpg
    i do enjoy myself some good sewage treatment plant adjacentness.
    boston skyline, not so much.
    do you think witches are employeed @ the sewage treatment plant?

    No wizards only, although there is a law suit currently going through for equal opportunities for witches.

    It's about time!
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    CJMST3K wrote:
    So... what's the news on the OP?

    Such interuptions!
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.chadwicks.com/ Hey ah bud, you wana explain this?
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    http://www.chadwicks.com/ Hey ah bud, you wana explain this?

    oh man chad....the secret's out
    i tried hard, really i did
    but they found out anyway
    peace,
    jo

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    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~

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