Ed Vedder's almost appearance on Entourage

MY GOD... there is cheesy joke comedy and there is the perfection that is larry david!

the plots he comes up with are out of this world! well... of this world... but through the eyes of a true neurotic

ive never seen the old "book ends" comedy technique utilized SO perfectly... everything comes full circle!

cant get enough of LD!

the new season cant get here soon enough!

AMEN

LukinFan wrote:

Kilgore_Trout wrote:

the new season cant get here soon enough!

heard not until 2011

WHA WHA WHAAAAAA?!? :shock:

I guess marky mark forgot about what Ed said about him during that NYC nye show if this almost happened

he's the producer

CROJAM95 wrote:

I guess marky mark forgot about what Ed said about him during that NYC nye show if this almost happened

he's the producer

I forgot about that!

Larry: [to various passerby] You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
[People are ignoring him]
Larry: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?

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[Getting out of jury duty]
Larry: Uh... well, your honor, I believe it would be hard to remain impartial seeing as the defendant is a negro.

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Krazee-Eyez Killa: Wanda ain't gon' find out shit! This between... you my nigga, right? This between me and you!
Larry: Yes, I'm your nigger.

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Leon: Denise called.
Larry: What'd she say?
Leon: Give her a call.
Larry: She leave her number?
Leon: Nah.
Larry: Damn it! I don't have her number or her address.
Leon: Call information.
Larry: I don't know her last name. She was in my BlackBerry under "Denise handicapped". That's how I remember these names. Don't you do that in your Blackberry? You put names down with jobs, some association, so you remember who they are? I got "Sean yoga", the yoga teacher, and "Teresa masseuse".
Leon: I do the same thing. I got "Nancy big tits". I know Nancy got big ass tits. "Janelle sweet ass"..

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Larry: Remember I was sitting here yesterday?
Waiter: Yeah.
Larry: Do you mind telling me how much tip the guy I was with left you?
Waiter: Oh..we don't do that.
Larry: You don't do what?
Waiter: We don't share that information with the customers.
Larry: Honestly, who gives a crap? I was in here, I was with a guy, I'm just curious. What did he leave?
Waiter: It was a healthy, healthy tip.
Larry: Was mine a healthy tip?
Waiter: Yeah.
Larry: Was his healthier?
Waiter: I...
Larry: Let me ask you this question. Was it over twelve dollars?
Waiter: Do..do you want me to refill your water or..
Larry: Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars.
Waiter: I can really get in trouble if I talk to you about that.
Larry: Nobody even knows what we're talking about. Scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars. Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over twelve dollars?
[waiter scratches his face]
Larry: Oh, for god's sake. What an asshole! Let me ask you a question. Was it over fifteen dollars? Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over fifteen?
Waiter: This is making me really uncomfortable.
Larry: Nobody's even knows what we're talking about! Was it over fifteen dollars? Tug on your tie.
[waiter tugs on his tie]
Larry: Oh my fucking..fuck!

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Larry: I'm going to dinner with Jeff and Susie and Richard Lewis and his new girlfriend, if you want to come along.
Loretta: Any black people gonna be there?
Larry: No.
Loretta: Then why would I want to go?
Larry: ...Might be some people with cancer?

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Secretary: Hey, Larry, do you still have that tickling in your anus? I cannot get you an appointment for two weeks.
Larry: What?
Michael: Are you experiencing discomfort?
Larry: What is she talking about? [to secretary] What are you talking about? Where'd you get that from?
Michael: It's nothing to joke around about. Who are you trying to make an appointment with?
Secretary: Rosenberg.
Michael: Rosenberg's a good man. I got a better one. Pencil. Call this man: Doctor J. Whitney. My wife's cousin, Kai, she runs the office.
Larry: Oh, she does?
Michael: She can open all the doors, not just the back one. You know what I mean? Seriously, she can get you in today and you don't have to think about it again. Why not?
Larry: That's nice of you but there's really nothing wrong with me. I mean-why not-"I have a tickling in my anus". I don't have a tickle--[to secretary] Are you fucking crazy?! Huh?! Tickle in my anus? Where did that-why'd you say that!? I don't have a tickle! Who said that?!
Michael: I gotta go, I gotta go.
Secretary: Look, I think I gave you the wrong impression. Larry's anus is fine-
Larry: Shut the fuck up, okay?! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

This puts me in stitches every time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=CEhk5N3 ... re=related

LukinFan wrote:

youngster wrote:

This puts me in stitches every time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=CEhk5N3 ... re=related

Leon is one of my favorite characters from the show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5w02Nv ... re=related

lmao, great scene (1st link)..."EAT SNICKERS, LEAVE GARBAGE!"

one of my favorite leon scenes was when he gives larry the recap of the grotes conversation he had with michael richards. he says something like "that goofy motherfucker in there, he ain't gonna die from grotes."

**edit**
lol, here's the scene. line comes in at 3:35.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PZ6b-_yTDw