Best Father's Day Gifts

Dissidentman
Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Dads, come clean on what you REALLY want. Maybe if you put it in this thread, your wish will come true.

This is still making me laugh, and is currently on my short list.




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  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    a Cellebration of Dads roll he played in bringing the little sprog into the world.......

    Just my 2 cents.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    The wife taking the kids out while leaving me on the couch with the clicker...
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  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Peace and quiet.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    The wife taking the kids out while leaving me on the couch with the clicker...


    see, we are much simpler...
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    I ask for 2 things:

    1. To sleep in
    2. To watch the US Open in peace and be served snack's
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    The wife taking the kids out while leaving me on the couch with the clicker...


    see, we are much simpler...
    And cheaper :?
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    maybe this:



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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Dissidentman wrote:
    maybe this:



    beer_holster.jpg

    :thumbup:
    NERDS!
  • lukins.lawyer
    lukins.lawyer Posts: 128
    How the hell can you watch GOLF when the World Cup is on?!??!?!?!

    LAME....guess that's the reason the US just can't get it together in soccer (the real football)..

    Just think if all the top American athletes played soccer how many World Cup titles they would win.. might even fix the American image a wee bit.
    No need to be void,... or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all.....

    PJ
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,130
    Taint paint? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    thats hilarious


    a kiss from my wife and kids as they leave the house for the day
    only to return at 6 pm with wings and beer
    follwed by a little fellatio (from the wife ;) ) later in the evening.
  • Dirtie_Frank
    Dirtie_Frank Posts: 1,348
    A Kegarator!!!!!!! With a keg of Magic Hat #9.
    96 Randall's Island II
    98 CAA
    00 Virginia Beach;Camden I; Jones Beach III
    05 Borgata Night I; Wachovia Center
    06 Letterman Show; Webcast (guy in blue shirt), Camden I; DC
    08 Camden I; Camden II; DC
    09 Phillie III
    10 MSG II
    13 Wrigley Field
    16 Phillie II
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    lukins.lawyer wrote:
    How the hell can you watch GOLF when the World Cup is on?!??!?!?!

    LAME....guess that's the reason the US just can't get it together in soccer (the real football)..

    Just think if all the top American athletes played soccer how many World Cup titles they would win.. might even fix the American image a wee bit.
    I'm from Toronto...and Canada hasn't been in the world cup for 30 years
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,130
    lukins.lawyer wrote:
    How the hell can you watch GOLF when the World Cup is on?!??!?!?!

    LAME....guess that's the reason the US just can't get it together in soccer (the real football)..

    Just think if all the top American athletes played soccer how many World Cup titles they would win.. might even fix the American image a wee bit.
    the world cup will be over as the open leaders start to play

    and Id love to see some of those footballers put on the pads and get on the field with our footballers

    ray lewis vs. kaka or ronaldo
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Get_Right wrote:
    Taint paint? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    thats hilarious


    a kiss from my wife and kids as they leave the house for the day
    only to return at 6 pm with wings and beer
    follwed by a little fellatio (from the wife ;) ) later in the evening.
    Mine was more realistic :mrgreen:
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,130
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Mine was more realistic :mrgreen:
    Yeah
    no chance she will let me eat wings ;)
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    world peace...

    or just a full day to myself with zero responsibilities. God that would be nice...
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    a tie
    81 is now off the air

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  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    "Ge&#91 wrote: »
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    lukins.lawyer wrote:
    How the hell can you watch GOLF when the World Cup is on?!??!?!?!

    LAME....guess that's the reason the US just can't get it together in soccer (the real football)..

    Just think if all the top American athletes played soccer how many World Cup titles they would win.. might even fix the American image a wee bit.
    the world cup will be over as the open leaders start to play

    and Id love to see some of those footballers put on the pads and get on the field with our footballers

    ray lewis vs. kaka or ronaldo
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    ... and we'd like to see some of your players take off the pads, helmet and shiny lycra and play rugby ;)
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,130
    chime wrote:

    ... and we'd like to see some of your players take off the pads, helmet and shiny lycra and play rugby ;)
    Now your talking.
    Id like to see that too!
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    MSG 1 and 2 2010 10club tickets.

    Thats what I got my dad... :mrgreen:;)
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
    2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7

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