who's got the best sence of humor in the forum?

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  • Ms. Wes C.addle
    Ms. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    ooooohh, except for you two! Hello boys! ;)
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    im in love with her,so i take her seriously all the time.. :lol:
  • Ms. Wes C.addle
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    I think all of y'all are a bunch of fucking losers.

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  • CantKeepMeHere
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    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    ooooohh, except for you two! Hello boys! ;)
    :lol::lol:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    CantKeepMeHere wrote:
    ms. wes. c. addle
    im in love with her,so i take her seriously all the time.. :lol:


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  • Thoughts_Arrive
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  • mfc2006
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    man...there are too many to name. Norm & Speedy are up there...as is Fenway...Ms Wes C is pretty fucking witty.

    but the Hoff has the freakiest avatars....fucking Hoff. ha!

    what's funniest to me is when someone can't take a joke & it derails the thread & starts a pointless argument...then someone posts that picture of Michael Jackson eating popcorn from the thriller video. that cracks me up every time. it's funny to see people overreact to the silliest things like the "best album opener"....good shit.

    ok...now i've contributed to this thread. i feel good about that. :D
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  • chadwick
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  • dimitrispearljam
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    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    ooooohh, except for you two! Hello boys! ;)
    :lol::lol:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    CantKeepMeHere wrote:
    ms. wes. c. addle
    im in love with her,so i take her seriously all the time.. :lol:
    hello girl!!! :D
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    damn I was hoping to be nominated...
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  • Got a hard hard head
    Got a hard hard head Posts: 638
    So this guy walks into a bar...
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Got a hard hard head wrote:
    So this guy walks into a bar...
    so a woman go to a doctor..say..
    doctor i have big big problem with sex..im really sick..
    what happen the doctor said..
    look doc..i want sex all day!!!!i have sex with my man when he comes from work,after lunch,before dinner,after dinner,before sleep.i woke him up at the middle of the night and ask for sex
    and the doctor say,,its all ok,u like sex,,its normal..
    no doc its not ok,,after he leaves to work i have sex with the mailman ,postman,some friends..i want it all day!!!
    ok,,so really this is a problem ,doc said..you are sick !!
    Great the woman said!!!!!Please doc can you write this down in a paper ,cos my hasband think im a whore!!!
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  • theoceansmademe
    theoceansmademe Posts: 1,132
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    This was not the funniest post ever written on here. The fact it was thought of as funny is sort of funny but not really. It appears I've been wasting my time if this is believed to be funny.

    I wrote my father's obituary when I was 17 and that was funnier than this.

    True story.
    theoceansmademe wrote:
    My vote is Ledbetterman10.

    This is by far the funniest thing I have EVER read on this BOARD:

    And here's another Boom theory I have: I think Stone HATES him. Really, put yourself in the room....beginning of the Riot Act sessions:

    Stone: Hey Ed, how was your vacation?

    Ed: Oh great man....great.

    Stone: Cool, yeah so I got some riffs, been going over a few things with Mike.......um.......yeah.....who's that crazy looking guy in the corner?

    Ed: That corner? Oh that's Boom

    Stone: Boom?

    Ed: Yeah Boom. I met him while I was surfing. He grows his own weed. He's cool man...he's going to play keys on the album.

    Stone: What?

    Ed: Yeah. Look I gotta go take a leak but I'll see ya in there. Go introduce yourself to Boom.....he's cool man.

    Stone: What? (Eddie exits, Stone walks up to Boom)

    Stone: Hey man, I'm Stone....I play guitar....and founded the band and.....

    Boom: ALOHA MAN!!! Where's the wine? Eddie said you guys always have lots of wine!

    Stone: Oh brother....

    you are at least the 2nd person to state this isn't funny.

    please do me a favor and find a post that tops this one.

    it's genius and I don't think this is to far off the mark from the actual truth.

    topping matters off the but boom right behind Stone on the stage. poor Stone.
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Dear theoceansmademe,

    No offense to you, LB10, or either of your exquisite tastes for humor, but that post may have caught you off guard and you might have found the imagery funny. It's like music. If one guy likes Radiohead and he's arguing with a guy who thinks they suck, after the argument neither guy will change their mind. So, if you think it's funny, I can't change your mind. I read it. I appreciated what he was trying to do for entertainment, it just didn't resonate with me like it did for you. Then again, I'm a disgusting person. If somebody said "your momma has 5 titties and 3 dicks", that would be funnier than the diatribe you quoted....to me anyway.

    Take care,

    A Donkey In Your Ocean
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Dear theoceansmademe,

    No offense to you, LB10, or either of your exquisite tastes for humor, but that post may have caught you off guard and you might have found the imagery funny. It's like music. If one guy likes Radiohead and he's arguing with a guy who thinks they suck, after the argument neither guy will change their mind. So, if you think it's funny, I can't change your mind. I read it. I appreciated what he was trying to do for entertainment, it just didn't resonate with me like it did for you. Then again, I'm a disgusting person. If somebody said "your momma has 5 titties and 3 dicks", that would be funnier than the diatribe you quoted....to me anyway.

    Take care,

    A Donkey In Your Ocean

    Ocean, the last 5 words of Hammer's post here is funnier than the piece you quoted. Just sayin'.
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  • CJMST3K
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    mfc2006 wrote:
    man...there are too many to name. Norm & Speedy are up there...as is Fenway...Ms Wes C is pretty fucking witty.

    but the Hoff has the freakiest avatars....fucking Hoff. ha!

    what's funniest to me is when someone can't take a joke & it derails the thread & starts a pointless argument...then someone posts that picture of Michael Jackson eating popcorn from the thriller video. that cracks me up every time. it's funny to see people overreact to the silliest things like the "best album opener"....good shit.

    ok...now i've contributed to this thread. i feel good about that. :D



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  • Dissidentman
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Dear theoceansmademe,

    No offense to you, LB10, or either of your exquisite tastes for humor, but that post may have caught you off guard and you might have found the imagery funny. It's like music. If one guy likes Radiohead and he's arguing with a guy who thinks they suck, after the argument neither guy will change their mind. So, if you think it's funny, I can't change your mind. I read it. I appreciated what he was trying to do for entertainment, it just didn't resonate with me like it did for you. Then again, I'm a disgusting person. If somebody said "your momma has 5 titties and 3 dicks", that would be funnier than the diatribe you quoted....to me anyway.

    Take care,

    A Donkey In Your Ocean

    Ocean, the last 5 words of Hammer's post here is funnier than the piece you quoted. Just sayin'.

    see...donkeys don't belong in the ocean...that's what makes it funny.
  • dunkman
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    theoceansmademe wrote:
    This is by far the funniest thing I have EVER read on this BOARD:

    And here's another Boom theory I have: I think Stone HATES him. Really, put yourself in the room....beginning of the Riot Act sessions:

    Stone: Hey Ed, how was your vacation?

    Ed: Oh great man....great.

    Stone: Cool, yeah so I got some riffs, been going over a few things with Mike.......um.......yeah.....who's that crazy looking guy in the corner?

    Ed: That corner? Oh that's Boom

    Stone: Boom?

    Ed: Yeah Boom. I met him while I was surfing. He grows his own weed. He's cool man...he's going to play keys on the album.

    Stone: What?

    Ed: Yeah. Look I gotta go take a leak but I'll see ya in there. Go introduce yourself to Boom.....he's cool man.

    Stone: What? (Eddie exits, Stone walks up to Boom)

    Stone: Hey man, I'm Stone....I play guitar....and founded the band and.....

    Boom: ALOHA MAN!!! Where's the wine? Eddie said you guys always have lots of wine!

    Stone: Oh brother....

    you are at least the 2nd person to state this isn't funny.

    please do me a favor and find a post that tops this one.

    it's genius and I don't think this is to far off the mark from the actual truth.

    topping matters off the but boom right behind Stone on the stage. poor Stone.

    1. it's not genius.
    2. find a post? seriously?
    3. Where is the fucking punchline? where is the actual joke?

    I'm not sure LB10 would want you parading that post around as the funniest thing ever written on this board... do you even leave the Porch? It's an anecdote about some members of Pearl Jam...
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  • Poncier
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    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Dear theoceansmademe,

    No offense to you, LB10, or either of your exquisite tastes for humor, but that post may have caught you off guard and you might have found the imagery funny. It's like music. If one guy likes Radiohead and he's arguing with a guy who thinks they suck, after the argument neither guy will change their mind. So, if you think it's funny, I can't change your mind. I read it. I appreciated what he was trying to do for entertainment, it just didn't resonate with me like it did for you. Then again, I'm a disgusting person. If somebody said "your momma has 5 titties and 3 dicks", that would be funnier than the diatribe you quoted....to me anyway.

    Take care,

    A Donkey In Your Ocean

    Ocean, the last 5 words of Hammer's post here is funnier than the piece you quoted. Just sayin'.

    see...donkeys don't belong in the ocean...that's what makes it funny.
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  • Dissidentman
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    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:


    Ocean, the last 5 words of Hammer's post here is funnier than the piece you quoted. Just sayin'.

    see...donkeys don't belong in the ocean...that's what makes it funny.
    funny-donkey-in-boat.jpg

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  • Poncier
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    Dissidentman wrote:

    There's an ass in your dinghy, friend...
    Better than a dinghy in my ass.
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