Something to ponder: The Ideal Woman's Body

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    After 13 years in a wonderful relationship, I have discovered a few things...

    When does Kathy look her absolute best???
    When is Kathy at her sexiest????

    When she is wearing a nice pair of short shorts, and going up and down the stairs, with a laundry basket in her hands......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    After 13 years in a wonderful relationship, I have discovered a few things...

    When does Kathy look her absolute best???
    When is Kathy at her sexiest????

    When she is wearing a nice pair of short shorts, and going up and down the stairs, with a laundry basket in her hands......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


    oh myyyyy........ :lol:

    funny too, just posted about in AET the other day.
    told my husband he looked dead-sexy while he was mopping the bathroom floor.
    maybe that's key?
    we all like our partners best when they are cleaning. ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    decides2dream wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    After 13 years in a wonderful relationship, I have discovered a few things...

    When does Kathy look her absolute best???
    When is Kathy at her sexiest????

    When she is wearing a nice pair of short shorts, and going up and down the stairs, with a laundry basket in her hands......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


    oh myyyyy........ :lol:

    funny too, just posted about in AET the other day.
    told my husband he looked dead-sexy while he was mopping the bathroom floor.
    maybe that's key?
    we all like our partners best when they are cleaning. ;)
    Yep...

    Whenever I am in the mood for some "FUN"....

    All I need to do is take out a mop, or do some dishes....

    If I want hours and hours of "FUN"?????

    Then I take out the garbage......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    After 13 years in a wonderful relationship, I have discovered a few things...

    When does Kathy look her absolute best???
    When is Kathy at her sexiest????

    When she is wearing a nice pair of short shorts, and going up and down the stairs, with a laundry basket in her hands......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    what !!! no vagina ? SHUT THE HELL UP ! :lol::lol:

    Godfather.
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    After 13 years in a wonderful relationship, I have discovered a few things...

    When does Kathy look her absolute best???
    When is Kathy at her sexiest????

    When she is wearing a nice pair of short shorts, and going up and down the stairs, with a laundry basket in her hands......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


    oh myyyyy........ :lol:

    funny too, just posted about in AET the other day.
    told my husband he looked dead-sexy while he was mopping the bathroom floor.
    maybe that's key?
    we all like our partners best when they are cleaning. ;)
    Yep...

    Whenever I am in the mood for some "FUN"....

    All I need to do is take out a mop, or do some dishes....

    If I want hours and hours of "FUN"?????

    Then I take out the garbage......


    *swoons*
    definitely sexy!
    :mrgreen:


    seriously....there are "ideals" of beauty, most unattainable...and then there is the beauty we find in those we love. while i realize some of those ideals can, for some girls/women, really have a negative impact on their lives - to a terrible degree at times...i think for most, we see it for what it is.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    You are not doing my laundry???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not cooking my dinner????
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not doing my dishes???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rebornFixer
    rebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You are not doing my laundry???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not cooking my dinner????
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not doing my dishes???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

    :lol: You are going to hell ... See you there.
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You are not doing my laundry???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not cooking my dinner????
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

    You are not doing my dishes???
    SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

    :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQZWA-T3nbs
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    :lol::lol:

    Godfather.
  • rebornFixer
    rebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......

    And heaps and heaps and heaps of lesbians ...
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    rebornFixer wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......

    And heaps and heaps and heaps of FAT lesbians ...

    There ya go...
    I fixed it for ya......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......

    Rosie Odonnel would be the happiest.....I think she has one.... :shock:

    Godfather.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......
    So a friend of mine...a FEMALE, just said to me....

    "They wouldnt be happy, they would still find something to bitch about"

    hehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......
    So a friend of mine...a FEMALE, just said to me....

    "They wouldnt be happy, they would still find something to bitch about"

    hehehehehehe

    Well it's the truth!

    hehehehe
    Nice shirt.
  • Kel Varnsen
    Kel Varnsen Posts: 1,952
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......


    I am not so sure about that. I mean there seems to be a ton of things that women do for their appearance that have nothing to do with men. I mean look at all those commercials for eyelash make up, that promise fuller lashes that are up to 200% longer. I have never once looked at a women and noticed that she had really hot looking eyelashes and I have never heard of any other guy making a comment about a women's eyelashes, so who the hell are they doing it for?
  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Kel Varnsen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......


    I am not so sure about that. I mean there seems to be a ton of things that women do for their appearance that have nothing to do with men. I mean look at all those commercials for eyelash make up, that promise fuller lashes that are up to 200% longer. I have never once looked at a women and noticed that she had really hot looking eyelashes and I have never heard of any other guy making a comment about a women's eyelashes, so who the hell are they doing it for?

    lol... i never got that either. Somehow the mascara industry has completely conned women into thinking that longer lashes are something that men apparently want. I don't recall ever noticing a women's eye lashes besides if she had them or not :)
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Kel Varnsen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women......


    I am not so sure about that. I mean there seems to be a ton of things that women do for their appearance that have nothing to do with men. I mean look at all those commercials for eyelash make up, that promise fuller lashes that are up to 200% longer. I have never once looked at a women and noticed that she had really hot looking eyelashes and I have never heard of any other guy making a comment about a women's eyelashes, so who the hell are they doing it for?

    lol... i never got that either. Somehow the mascara industry has completely conned women into thinking that longer lashes are something that men apparently want. I don't recall ever noticing a women's eye lashes besides if she had them or not :)

    haven't you been following this thread? it's ALL men's fault! ;)
  • OnTheEdge
    OnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
    I'm REALLY going to shake the hornets nest here.

    Sarah Palin may have the perfect body.

    And I do have a vagina....she's in the kitchen cooking and cleaning. :twisted:
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    OnTheEdge wrote:
    I'm REALLY going to shake the hornets nest here.

    Sarah Palin may have the perfect body.

    And I do have a vagina....she's in the kitchen cooking and cleaning. :twisted:

    yeah !!!!! she's hot. :lol:

    Godfather.

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