What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    BinFrog wrote:
    Shadow of the Vampire was excrutiatingly drawn out and boring.

    I used to really love this film when it first came out and I reviewed it for the college paper. Now....I'm not so sure I'd like it at all if I watched it again.
  • pjsteelerfan
    pjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,905
    The worst movie I have seen receently would be Alice in Wonderland. While the 3D effects were cool, I really could not wait for that movie to end. The Tron Legacy preview was the best part.
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  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Brisk. wrote:
    Troll 2

    Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!

    One of my all time favorites!!

    Confession: I kind of love bad films.

    Anyone see the remake of The Wicker Man with Nic Cage from a few years back? AWESOMELY TERRIBLE.

    haha, oh man! that nick Cage movie was the worst! You're right, it was laughable, and almost so bad it was amusing. After I saw that, I figured he'd never work again, ugh!
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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band by the bee gees and i think peter frampton? not only is the 'story' extremely lacking but you get people like george burns and steve martin singing a beatles song, though, the worst had to be the runt bee gee singing 'i want you (she's so heavy)'


    Oh....along these lines "Head" the Monkees film could definitely be a contender.


    Yeah, but Head is so bad that it's good.
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  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    the troll 2 mention reminded me of a youtube clip i watched a month or so ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwD4jTo3GE
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    and this one, whatever movie it was looks hoooooooooooorrible just watching this clip was hard enough

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcspfj9U ... re=related
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    WHAAA? You're crazy man! I loved it! :lol:
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Oh......House of the Dead!!!!

    Tuurrrrible, just turrrible.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,911
    There are way too many terrible movies out there to decide on just one that is the absolute worst. The most recent one is "Dear John". I went to see it with my gf on Valentines Day and I fell asleep. Just God awful. Terrible acting. The guy in it, I think Channing Tatum?? It was painful to watch him attempt to act. Even my gf hated it and she usually loves shit movies like that.
  • CJMST3K
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    In the Past....TARZAN, The Ape Man (1981) with Bo Derek the movie was so bad I needed glasses after seeing it in the movies.

    Recently, has to be last year's The GAMER I needed reading glasses after seeing that load of crap.

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  • sdb11281usa
    sdb11281usa Posts: 8
    g under p wrote:
    In the Past....TARZAN, The Ape Man (1981) with Bo Derek the movie was so bad I needed glasses after seeing it in the movies.

    Recently, has to be last year's The GAMER I needed reading glasses after seeing that load of crap.

    Peace

    I agree with The Gamer. Normally I'll watch an entire movie, regardless of how bad it is, but in this instance I had to turn it off.
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    WHAAA? You're crazy man! I loved it! :lol:


    meh, unless there's a sequel and this was leading up to something i say crap!

    cabin fever is another contender, i laughed so hard at this scene when i saw the movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EhRGRFnpm0&feature=fvsr

    when i was a kid i liked crappy horror movies, the silent night, deadly night series was always good for a laugh
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIV ... re=related

    i've never seen these but they made me laugh, too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBWkECFGHRI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUdu6dGlzNU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdSmeMmvKHA
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    napoleon dynamite


    caddyshack 2
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Manos: The Hands Of Fate

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  • Jeff Murray
    Jeff Murray Posts: 1,259
    I recently fell asleep to Hunger, I'm usually up for a good political film, but this was just terrible. Barely any dialogue, and when there was it was a heavy Irish accent, normally I can pick it up after a while but there wasn't enough opportunities. A truly interesting story brought to the big screen in a terrible way. The designer Steve McQueen that recently passed away directed the film. Too much man junk and not enough story for my taste.
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  • NoCode416
    NoCode416 Posts: 417
    District 9?

    A.I.?

    You guys must only watch "the greatest" movies if these movies qualify as your worst movie ever...

    I suggest you watch Battlefield Earth so that you have a new least favorite movie. It is impressively awful.
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    The remake of Rollerball, we went to the cinema to see something else but it was full, so the guy behind the desk suggested Rollerball - fucking atrocious it was.

    I also though Lost Highway was a load of old pretentious bollocks.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Manos: The Hands Of Fate

    Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?


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  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    There are Sooo Many! "I am Legend" comes too mind!... :roll:

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