Australia / New Zealand Tour - The Official List

Ha
Q. Whats long and sticky?
A. A Stick.


When my kid was 3 1/2 and still couldn't pronounce some sounds yet, he use to tell the above joke
to his Nanna and Grandad like this...
" What's long and dicky.......a dick......"

And just because I'm not joking about needing somewhere to dribble shit...........................

There was a Bear and a Rabbit doing a shit together in the forrest.
The Bear turns to the Rabbit and says..." Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? "
The Rabbit says " No."
So the Bear wiped his arse with the Rabbit.

doompony wrote:

see i can't be the only one who would pay to see ed doing bad comedy standup if the jokes were of this calibre


imagine him with the sleeves of his jacket rolled up... "so a seal walked into a club"

and matt could do the comedy drums.

and mike could just randomly run across the stage screaming