Tiger's voicemail was a hoax

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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    pjtradeking wrote:

    I really wish I could figure out when you are serious and when your not.....

    I'll make it easy for you.

    Completely honest -

    Yes, I like Tiger Woods. I think he's super awesome and his teeth are incredibly white. A little big for my taste, but perfect in health.

    Yes, I'm fine with his cheating but I don't practice it. I'm unaffected either way. If he dies tonight, I'll be sad temporarily, but I'll continue to live a mildly prosperous life that I've grown to only slightly hate.

    No, I don't believe he is a perfect human.

    No, I don't believe in Santa (but I do manage to play the role of Santa for my children and each year, they seem to be satisfied on the magical morn of Christmas).

    No, I don't believe Tiger can actually fly or that he doesn't have bowel movements. Is it possible that his feces has traces of gold and diamond dust in it? I'm on the fence.

    Yes, I do feel like the thread deserved to be made. It was an original thought. I was checking the site from the road on my phone and it made it easier to check responses on that particular subject by making a new thread. Let's not pretend like making a new thread about something needs to go before the Supreme Court to have its validity judged before submission. That shit is just fucking old. Don't open it if you don't want to read someone's opinion about their belief that Tiger's VM was a hoax. Having to clarify that seems like more of a waste of time than bitching about a new thread, but, I enjoy wasting time which is evident through my being on a message board.

    Yes, I realize I'm an asshole, but I'm hilarious from time to time.
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:

    I really wish I could figure out when you are serious and when your not.....

    I'll make it easy for you.

    Completely honest -

    Yes, I like Tiger Woods. I think he's super awesome and his teeth are incredibly white. A little big for my taste, but perfect in health.

    Yes, I'm fine with his cheating but I don't practice it. I'm unaffected either way. If he dies tonight, I'll be sad temporarily, but I'll continue to live a mildly prosperous life that I've grown to only slightly hate.

    No, I don't believe he is a perfect human.

    No, I don't believe in Santa (but I do manage to play the role of Santa for my children and each year, they seem to be satisfied on the magical morn of Christmas).

    No, I don't believe Tiger can actually fly or that he doesn't have bowel movements. Is it possible that his feces has traces of gold and diamond dust in it? I'm on the fence.

    Yes, I do feel like the thread deserved to be made. It was an original thought. I was checking the site from the road on my phone and it made it easier to check responses on that particular subject by making a new thread. Let's not pretend like making a new thread about something needs to go before the Supreme Court to have its validity judged before submission. That shit is just fucking old. Don't open it if you don't want to read someone's opinion about their belief that Tiger's VM was a hoax. Having to clarify that seems like more of a waste of time than bitching about a new thread, but, I enjoy wasting time which is evident through my being on a message board.

    Yes, I realize I'm an asshole, but I'm hilarious from time to time.

    As long as you realize your an asshole, I am all good! ;-)
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,017
    I haven't really been following this. So is Woods' car accident and the affair related in any way? He said his wife used a golf club to break the windows in an attempt to help him but I wonder if she was really trying to take his head off with that club.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This is what happens when your famous and stick your pecker in a woman.

    I'm sure Tiger hit the mattresses with this woman because he knew he could. He's Tiger Woods. The same reason Bill Clinton got a hummer in the oval office...because he could. Plain and simple. Money and power, it almost makes it seem like you can fuck anything and get away with it.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    edited December 2009
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.

    The same thing was thought about John Wayne Gacy.... :?

    Granted there is a big difference there, it's principle. Everyone is capable of fucking up.
    Post edited by dcfaithful on
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,218
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,218
    dcfaithful wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...

    I'll join you fuck golf :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    josevolution wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...

    I'll join you fuck golf :lol::lol:

    "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass!"

    :lol::lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,218
    Yeah and you have to be quiet around the assholes :P :P .
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,017
    dcfaithful wrote:

    "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass!"

    :lol::lol::lol:

    You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. HUGE ass.
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  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    josevolution wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...

    I'll join you fuck golf :lol::lol:

    You Mexicans need to stick to manual labor and leave a gentleman's game to us fancy fellas.

    Tiger's camp will tolerate no cruciSPICKtion, Jose ;)
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    pjtradeking wrote:
    As long as you realize your an asshole, I am all good! ;-)

    So we have an accord? Now, get out there and rip somebody off on a 12 year old poster and let the entertainment continue.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,218
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    As long as you realize your an asshole, I am all good! ;-)

    So we have an accord? Now, get out there and rip somebody off on a 12 year old poster and let the entertainment continue.

    Now i just realized who you are you no good rackoon hunter :lol::lol: glad to read from you ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Drowned Out wrote:
    There are three Tiger threads already on the first page....you think your own personal voicemail conspiracy was worthy of another?

    you're Goddamn right I do, Satchel.

    I may start another one. Who knows? I'm fucking crazy like that. You never know.

    Ya man yer fuckin NUTS. I say go for it dood!
    *high five*

    :lol:
  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    dcfaithful wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...

    You must admit this story about tiger and his affair has made golf more interesting...
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    lukin2006 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Fuck Tiger hi's a sapp at best ..

    Yup.

    Fuck golf....there I said it. :o :shock:

    Let the crucifying begin...

    You must admit this story about tiger and his affair has made golf more interesting...

    Maybe, but the sad thing is that it has nothing to do with actual golf. I question the merit of golf when infidelity is needed to spark interest. :)

    The irony of it is that most of my direct family are avid golfers; my brother, his wife, my mother, my step-dad, my aunt and uncle, and their son, my cousin and her husband...

    I am the black sheep. :D
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,068
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Maybe, but the sad thing is that it has nothing to do with actual golf. I question the merit of golf when infidelity is needed to spark interest. :)

    The irony of it is that most of my direct family are avid golfers; my brother, his wife, my mother, my step-dad, my aunt and uncle, and their son, my cousin and her husband...

    I am the black sheep. :D

    Golf does no need infedilety to spark interest. Maybe on this message board but Tiger is the highest paid athlete in America, making around $130 million last year and Phil was the second highest. I don't think either of them would be making that money if no one was paying attention.
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

    :lol:
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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    jimed14 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

    :lol:

    Ok...Now THAT was funny shit right there!! :lol:
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