Tiger's voicemail was a hoax

Hammerdonkey
Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I refuse to believe that Tiger would leave something like that out there knowing that it could be saved and replayed against him. Plus, it's very convenient that this girl just has it ready for access at this particular time. I think she knows a guy that can do a pretty good Tiger impersonation and they conspired against him.

I hope this whore and her Rich Little- wanna be friend are beaten across the back with Tiger's golden 7 iron.

Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.
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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    you're kiddin' ... right?
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    jimed14 wrote:
    you're kiddin' ... right?
    I hope so..... :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
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    Wish you were here...
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,249
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I refuse to believe that Tiger would leave something like that out there knowing that it could be saved and replayed against him. Plus, it's very convenient that this girl just has it ready for access at this particular time. I think she knows a guy that can do a pretty good Tiger impersonation and they conspired against him.

    I hope this whore and her Rich Little- wanna be friend are beaten across the back with Tiger's golden 7 iron.

    Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.

    Red pill or the blue pill, we do still live in the real world right.

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    it wouldnt surprise me.


    then again this girl is an absolute moran. i dont know what she sold that for, but she could have gotten A LOT more to keep her stupid mouth shut.

    either way....this is really none of our business. i hate our pop culture.
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    whose more of a moron? the moron or the moron getting involved with the moron???!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    g under p wrote:
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I refuse to believe that Tiger would leave something like that out there knowing that it could be saved and replayed against him. Plus, it's very convenient that this girl just has it ready for access at this particular time. I think she knows a guy that can do a pretty good Tiger impersonation and they conspired against him.

    I hope this whore and her Rich Little- wanna be friend are beaten across the back with Tiger's golden 7 iron.

    Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.

    Red pill or the blue pill, we do still live in the real world right.

    Peace
    Good One! :lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    There are three Tiger threads already on the first page....you think your own personal voicemail conspiracy was worthy of another?
  • Heatherj43
    Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I refuse to believe that Tiger would leave something like that out there knowing that it could be saved and replayed against him. Plus, it's very convenient that this girl just has it ready for access at this particular time. I think she knows a guy that can do a pretty good Tiger impersonation and they conspired against him.

    I hope this whore and her Rich Little- wanna be friend are beaten across the back with Tiger's golden 7 iron.

    Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.
    Some of the things I have read that he supposedly said to this girl seem so immature. Like, "I will wear you out", or "do something naughty, go into the bathroom and take some pictures of yourself and then send them to me". That is all I remember what I heard last night, but there was more and all was very immature. Then today, he admits to being unfaithful. I believe he did indeed send those text messages and this girl saved them, just like Monica Lewinsky saved that dress with Clinton's cum on it.
    That is scary. To know these particular high power men chose to cheat on their spouse, but chose to do it with women like this is frightening. These girls are not particularly right in the head. Who saves a dress with cum on it "just in case its needed in the future", or who saves text messages for a couple years?
    No one "normal" does! These guys need to pay closer attentioon to who they are screwing around with!!
    Save room for dessert!
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,068
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    I refuse to believe that Tiger would leave something like that out there knowing that it could be saved and replayed against him. Plus, it's very convenient that this girl just has it ready for access at this particular time. I think she knows a guy that can do a pretty good Tiger impersonation and they conspired against him.

    I hope this whore and her Rich Little- wanna be friend are beaten across the back with Tiger's golden 7 iron.

    Tiger is a celestial being incapable of wrong doing and tom foolery.

    Spot on. You my friend have been dead on over the past day.
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Several months ago, I had a pain pill addiction. My wife was going through my phone records to see the numbers I was calling so she could monitor who I was calling to get my hydros. Finally, I beat the addiction but she still checked my phone records. I didn't like the invasion of privacy so I had a password placed on my account and told her she would never fucking have that access again and that was the end of it. No discussion. I put up with my share of stuff as all husbands do (and should). I don't cheat but I don't crusade against people's moral flaws like I'm perfect. But, I don't tolerate being spied on.

    Long story short, I'm nobody. This man is Tiger Woods. I'm sure the line is in his name. All he has to do to keep his wife from going through phone records is password protect it. End of problem. Do you think a man in his position is leaving whores voicemails softly asking them to politely remove a name from caller ID? Fucking please. This motherfucker TELLS people around him what he wants and they do it. Period. He doesn't negotiate with whores. I don't buy it. He's not that punk ass. Alpha males don't get bitched by the poor and weak.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Alpha males don't get bitched by the poor and weak.

    they do when they think with the wrong head.

    8-)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    The voicemail came out ... he hasn't denied that it's him.

    Is there really any other proof you need?

    Rich people can be stupid too.
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    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    The Jeagler wrote:
    then again this girl is an absolute moran.

    When calling someone a moron, it helps to spell it properly. ;)
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Drowned Out wrote:
    There are three Tiger threads already on the first page....you think your own personal voicemail conspiracy was worthy of another?

    you're Goddamn right I do, Satchel.

    I may start another one. Who knows? I'm fucking crazy like that. You never know.
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    jimed14 wrote:
    The voicemail came out ... he hasn't denied that it's him.

    Is there really any other proof you need?

    Rich people can be stupid too.

    He's probably not confident in the power of denial. This is where Earl's presence would benefit his confused son.
  • philthehip
    philthehip Posts: 2,084
    Wow, this Tiger Woods guy, is he some kind of God? So he fucked a pretty girl who made some money off it. I really dont care who he goes to bed with. I feel some for his wife and family but mostly I just dont care. This is not news!
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Cliffy6745 wrote:

    Spot on. You my friend have been dead on over the past day.

    Thanks man. I just believe life was better when Santa was real. Deep down, I don't think we want to know the truth about most things. This quest that some people have to prove that other people's lives are just as shitty as their own is ridiculous.

    If I want to believe Tiger Woods can fly and doesn't have an excretory system, why would you give a fuck? How does Tiger possibly affect your lives with his dick? You guys need to get out there and enjoy the fruits of the poontang and let your computers have some rest for fuck's sake.
  • Heatherj43
    Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    philthehip wrote:
    Wow, this Tiger Woods guy, is he some kind of God? So he fucked a pretty girl who made some money off it. I really dont care who he goes to bed with. I feel some for his wife and family but mostly I just dont care. This is not news!
    I watched Joy Behar lsat night and her guests mostly talked about being surprised Tiger even had sex...LOL! Then Letreman was brought up and one of the guests said something like "even Letterman is having sex". I am unsure if it had to do with thinking Tiger was a goody goody two shoes, or gay!!!???!!! Same with Letterman.
    Save room for dessert!
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Drowned Out wrote:
    There are three Tiger threads already on the first page....you think your own personal voicemail conspiracy was worthy of another?

    you're Goddamn right I do, Satchel.

    I may start another one. Who knows? I'm fucking crazy like that. You never know.

    I really wish I could figure out when you are serious and when your not.....
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