Christian version of Darwin's Origin of Species

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  • TriumphantAngel
    TriumphantAngel Posts: 1,760
    Random_Wookie wrote:
    who knows one day pearl jam might be worshiped as gods!
    whatchoo talkin about willis! they already are! for further proof of this, please check out the porch.

    ;)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    Random_Wookie wrote:
    who knows one day pearl jam might be worshiped as gods!
    whatchoo talkin about willis! they already are! for further proof of this, please check out the porch.

    ;)

    fundamentalist jammists. 8-)
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  • TriumphantAngel
    TriumphantAngel Posts: 1,760
    catefrances wrote:
    i have been noticing lately across my city that jesus has become a cross denominational brand of sorts.


    and then theres this:

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279801


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsUIYuCwPo
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...
  • Random_Wookie
    Random_Wookie Posts: 1,099
    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    i have been noticing lately across my city that jesus has become a cross denominational brand of sorts.


    and then theres this:

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279801


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsUIYuCwPo
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...

    or at least some yobbos that where on the hill thought the watched jesus race in bathurst
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  • catefrances
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    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    i have been noticing lately across my city that jesus has become a cross denominational brand of sorts.


    and then theres this:

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279801


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsUIYuCwPo
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...

    jesus just cant drive thats all.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Random_Wookie wrote:
    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    i have been noticing lately across my city that jesus has become a cross denominational brand of sorts.


    and then theres this:

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279801


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsUIYuCwPo
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...

    or at least some yobbos that where on the hill thought the watched jesus race in bathurst

    i swear officer i only had my offical quota of 1 slab a day. :shock: :lol:
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  • TriumphantAngel
    TriumphantAngel Posts: 1,760
    catefrances wrote:
    i swear officer i only had my offical quota of 1 slab a day. :shock: :lol:
    :mrgreen:
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    catefrances wrote:
    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    i have been noticing lately across my city that jesus has become a cross denominational brand of sorts.


    and then theres this:

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279801


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUsUIYuCwPo
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...

    jesus just cant drive thats all.
    LOL
    "that's it son, your driving privileges are OVER" says God.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    haffajappa wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    TriumphantAngel wrote:
    jesus was at bathurst :shock:, i bet that got some cheers from the yobbos on the hill.

    the team didn't do so well, i guess jeebus doesn't love them anymore...

    jesus just cant drive thats all.
    LOL
    "that's it son, your driving privileges are OVER" says God.

    thats ok dad... i can teleport into tortillas, so surely i can fly, right??
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    catefrances wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    jesus just cant drive thats all.
    LOL
    "that's it son, your driving privileges are OVER" says God.

    thats ok dad... i can teleport into tortillas, so surely i can fly, right??

    'ok, but i swear, if you turn another lake into wine and come home pissed out of your mind again... i'll put a lightning bolt up your ass!'
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    haffajappa wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    LOL
    "that's it son, your driving privileges are OVER" says God.

    thats ok dad... i can teleport into tortillas, so surely i can fly, right??

    'ok, but i swear, if you turn another lake into wine and come home pissed out of your mind again... i'll put a lightning bolt up your ass!'


    how the hell could they crucify someone who was capable of turning water into wine. that right there is surely the greatest crime of all. :lol:
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    I can't wait for the aliens to land and tell them that there is no god, but we are all in fact part of a universal consciousness.. at least, thats my theory. ;)
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I can't wait for the aliens to land and tell them that there is no god, but we are all in fact part of a universal consciousness.. at least, thats my theory. ;)
    and balloon boy's parents' theory!!! :D
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    haffajappa wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I can't wait for the aliens to land and tell them that there is no god, but we are all in fact part of a universal consciousness.. at least, thats my theory. ;)
    and balloon boy's parents' theory!!! :D
    Oh hell no!.. I think I've been proved wrong then! :mrgreen:
  • Random_Wookie
    Random_Wookie Posts: 1,099
    I wasted some time over the weekend and read the 50 pages. The feeling I get is the guy who wrote is a fundamentalist as his whole major point was something can not come from nothing, therefore everything had to be created by some creator. Overall it felt like it was written by a two year old, granted they may have come up with something better that may have actually made the point that was trying to be made.
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    Random_Wookie wrote:

    It's up to you to prove that god exists, not for us to prove that god does not exists.

    .

    i'm calling B.S on this one. There is way to much in this thread to respond to everything i'd like to. Besides i vowed to stay out of this type of thing a long time ago. THIS is one of the dumbest arguments i've ever heard, however. Theism and atheism are both beliefs. i BELIEVE God exists. The atheist BELIEVES God does not. The burden of proof, if there is such a thing, falls on both sides.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    cornnifer wrote:
    Random_Wookie wrote:

    It's up to you to prove that god exists, not for us to prove that god does not exists.

    .

    i'm calling B.S on this one. There is way to much in this thread to respond to everything i'd like to. Besides i vowed to stay out of this type of thing a long time ago. THIS is one of the dumbest arguments i've ever heard, however. Theism and atheism are both beliefs. i BELIEVE God exists. The atheist BELIEVES God does not. The burden of proof, if there is such a thing, falls on both sides.
    It is however impossible to prove a negative. I.E one cannot prove the world wasn't created by a flying spaghetti monster.
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    Gern Blansten wrote:

    Astronomy is like religion repellant...mind blowing shit
    Horse shit. Astronomy buttresses faith rather well. The order of the universe is astounding. The absolute pinpoint, perfect calibration of gravity, for example, reduces one to speechlessness. Gravity is calibrated in such a precise manner that the slightest movement, in either direction, renders life on earth unsustainable. A gnat's cunthair, so to speak, of movement in one direction and we would be literally crushed. The same slight movement in the other direction and life cannot happen for other reasons i, admittedly, can't fully explain. That as well as many other astronomical truths serves as faith attractant much more than repellant.
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    keeponrockin wrote:
    he atheist BELIEVES God does not. The burden of proof, if there is such a thing, falls on both sides.
    It is however impossible to prove a negative. I.E one cannot prove the world wasn't created by a flying spaghetti monster.[/quote]

    Nonsense. Biggest cop-out i've ever heard. How about this: i do not believe God does not exist. There. i have, according to your standards, completely relieved myself of any burden of proof.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    cornnifer wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    he atheist BELIEVES God does not. The burden of proof, if there is such a thing, falls on both sides.
    It is however impossible to prove a negative. I.E one cannot prove the world wasn't created by a flying spaghetti monster.

    Nonsense. Biggest cop-out i've ever heard. How about this: i do not believe God does not exist. There. i have, according to your standards, completely relieved myself of any burden of proof.[/quote]
    Double negative is just a positive...
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