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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour

    1. pee cup
    2. steel caps
    3. apple slices
    4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached :lol:
    5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
    6. Vibrator ;) I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
    7. condoms
    8. Mace
    9. handcuffs ;)
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    this tour sounds quite awesome

    i shall have to attend most concerts
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour

    1. pee cup
    2. steel caps
    3. apple slices
    4. Old person's walking frame with seat attached :lol:
    5. Rob Thomas cradlesong
    6. Vibrator ;) I am going to be gone for nearly two weeks you know!! I'm kidding...I'm kidding
    7. condoms
    8. Mace
    9. handcuffs ;)
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    new topic BITCH!
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    illegal pants wrote:
    new topic BITCH!

    Ohhh how I miss you! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    hehehehee

    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair

    happened to me, 30mins before my shift :?
    wah
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in


    Yeeaaaahhhhhhh BABY!!! :lol:
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 items to pack for the Australian/NZ tour
    10. Jelly to wrestle Tig in


    Yeeaaaahhhhhhh BABY!!! :lol:

    Brisbane watch out -- Tig and Zig will be slimy, wet and ready to kill...... 8-) You going to have a few drinks with me, bitch?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • skippybrew
    skippybrew Posts: 283
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
  • craigb
    craigb Posts: 806
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    "Speak clearly if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall"

    Los Angeles 10.7.2009
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Oh......wait.......sadly that might be true in my case! :lol:
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 excuses why you can't go to work tomorrow

    1. I've chopped my own head off with a chainsaw while cutting down a Xmas tree in September -- it's probably best to ring up before you actually do it though
    2. Ziggy's partner put my body in their freezer, which has an assortment of cool magnets on it
    3. I put on one of those velcro suits and jumped onto a velcro wall but jumped too high and I'm still stuck up here waiting for someone to pry me off
    4. I sat on my glasses whilst tying my shoe laces and don't have a spare pair
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)
    6. Can't find my underwear.
    7. Sniffing alka-seltzer through a cane with a girl named Elsa. We are on a supersonic train. But it's okay, cuz she makes me laugh.
    8. I'm having trouble seeing
    trouble seeing myself put in a solid 8 hours work :mrgreen:
    9. Because I didn't shower today, and people at work think I smell!!! :lol::lol:
    10. I don't need an excuse .. I don't have a job :P
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    You know the rules EK....start a new top 10.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    5. Fucking Pearl Jam baby! 8-)

    good one!
    wah
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Top 10 bizarre things to do on a Saturday night

    1. Listen to In Rainbows by Radiohead stoned while watching woman's tennis
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2

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