** Post Funniest Movie Lines Here **

satansbedbugs
satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Wow....... Not only as an avid pearl jam fan, but everyone always tells me I have a knack for knowing movies , especially 80's movies .....please post any links to funny movie lines here / scenes and i will post my favs as well.....lets start...ill go first:

lets start with this one....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnHaTlI1 ... e=related'


Heres another one of my faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA


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    Do you like movies about gladiators?

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  • evenflow
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    "What are you guy's, some kinda exterminators or something?'

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  • Hitch-Hiker
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    evenflow wrote:
    "What are you guy's, some kinda exterminators or something?'

    "Yeah, someone saw a cockroach on the third floor."

    "That must be some cockroach."

    "It'll bite your head off man."
    :D I love Ghostbusters

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  • JordyWordy
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    Eraserhead wrote:
    Do you like movies about gladiators?

    Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


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    3:25 mark to the end of the video

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  • soulsinging
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    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    evenflow wrote:
    "What are you guy's, some kinda exterminators or something?'

    "Yeah, someone saw a cockroach on the third floor."

    "That must be some cockroach."

    "It'll bite your head off man."
    :D I love Ghostbusters

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  • satansbedbugs
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    Steve Dunne wrote:
    8 year olds dude

    So, I see you rolled your way into the semis... Leo and me , were gonna fuck you up !! Let me tell you something pendejo...... you pull some shit and flash that piece out on the lanes , ill take it away from you , stick that shit up your ass on pull the trigger until it go ,,,,,,click..........dont fuck with the jesus.....
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  • jimed14
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    3 that came to mind immediately ...

    Spinal Tap - "These go to 11"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbVKWCpNFhY

    Caddyshack -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAZwC6LLThs

    Wedding Crashers - (one big run on sentance)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tgS1n7DQbY

    Pretty much all of Anchorman, don't get me started ....
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  • pjhawks
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    Planes Trains and Automobiles - classic scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4CgLRcY ... re=related

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