Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)

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g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
edited July 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)
Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)

When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt."

Damn girl go on with your bad self. :lol:

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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    g under p wrote:
    Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)
    Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

    Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

    Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)

    When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt."

    Damn girl go on with your bad self. :lol:

    Peace
    this gives a more literal meaning to the term doggy style :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    wtf is wrong with me :shock: :shock: :shock:
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    I would sooner remain single for the rest of my life(sadly starting to look that way but I digress :? :lol: ).

    Just when you think the world has gotten as weird as it can. "We'll adopt" ????? That would be an intersting interview process.

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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    g under p wrote:
    Woman Marries Her Dog (Seriously)
    Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.

    Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."

    Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)

    When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt."

    Damn girl go on with your bad self. :lol:

    Peace
    this gives a more literal meaning to the term doggy style :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    wtf is wrong with me :shock: :shock: :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: Damn I almost dropped my laptop. Very good I thought this might just lighten up the day, I wonder what kind of dog is that?

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,184
    Wonder if the marriage has been consummated? :oops:
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  • jecica
    jecica Posts: 954
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Wonder if the marriage has been consummated? :oops:

    A little peanut butter, some candlelight? :lol::lol::lol:
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  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    jecica wrote:
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Wonder if the marriage has been consummated? :oops:

    A little peanut butter, some candlelight? :lol::lol::lol:


    aawwwwwww ew!
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  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    Their going to move into his place after the wedding!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    jecica wrote:
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Wonder if the marriage has been consummated? :oops:

    A little peanut butter, some candlelight? :lol::lol::lol:

    GROSS!

    But, for the dog's sake, I guess he will no longer have to lick his own asshole & goods...
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  • CJMST3K
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    That's gonna be one wild honeymoon!
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    ....:o :? :roll:
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I can imagine the look on the faces of all her friends and relatives when they saw them walking down the isle together.

    "Do you take this woman to be your loyal wedded wife?"

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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Damn what's up everybody's turning into a comedian today. :lol:

    Peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • mrvedderson
    mrvedderson Posts: 784
    so when the dog gets out of the house and gets with the neighbor dog, who will she marry then?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    well women always say that all men are dogs so..... :P :mrgreen:
  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    gotta love a thread full of beastiality jokes :lol:

    how long before fox news is comparing this to gay marriage?
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  • helplessdancer
    helplessdancer Posts: 5,293
    is your pet a pet or a member of the family?

    some people really love their dogs...

    who am i to judge?

    weird is everywhere and thats better than the opposite
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    sgossard3 wrote:
    gotta love a thread full of beastiality jokes :lol:

    how long before fox news is comparing this to gay marriage?

    My first thought too... I see this being on Limbaugh tomorrow as damning evidence that gay marriage will inevitably lead to this :roll:
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    The in-laws are Barking Mad about the whole situation!!! :lol::lol::lol:
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    soulsinging wrote:
    sgossard3 wrote:
    gotta love a thread full of beastiality jokes :lol:

    how long before fox news is comparing this to gay marriage?

    My first thought too... I see this being on Limbaugh tomorrow as damning evidence that gay marriage will inevitably lead to this :roll:

    I didn't see anywhere that implied the dog was male....it COULD be a gay marriage.
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    sgossard3 wrote:
    gotta love a thread full of beastiality jokes :lol:

    how long before fox news is comparing this to gay marriage?

    My first thought too... I see this being on Limbaugh tomorrow as damning evidence that gay marriage will inevitably lead to this :roll:

    I didn't see anywhere that implied the dog was male....it COULD be a gay marriage.
    and they plan to adopt?!? how is that kid gonna turn out with 2 moms??
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