I pee'd next to Eddie at the Tractor last night....

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  • EddieWouldKnow
    EddieWouldKnow Posts: 771
    DID HE WASH HIS HANDS!!!!! :lol:

    really cool story!
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a straight guy, but I would have been tempted to do a quick-glance to be able to say:
    "oh, you got Ed's autograph? well I saw his wang... top that."

    "wang?" oh shit that is funny! :lol:
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  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a straight guy, but I would have been tempted to do a quick-glance to be able to say:
    "oh, you got Ed's autograph? well I saw his wang... top that."


    yeah..well i'm straight too...and i love Ed too...but i wouldn't be trying to peep out his shit at the urinal!!


    maybe you should just come out the closet now and get it over with :mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    edited January 2009
    Thread of the year. lol

    But I could see this one getting locked also. heh
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Crazy Breed wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a straight guy, but I would have been tempted to do a quick-glance to be able to say:
    "oh, you got Ed's autograph? well I saw his wang... top that."


    yeah..well i'm straight too...and i love Ed too...but i wouldn't be trying to peep out his shit at the urinal!!


    maybe you should just come out the closet now and get it over with :mrgreen::mrgreen:


    ...nah, it's more fun to drag it out. ;)
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  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Crazy Breed wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a straight guy, but I would have been tempted to do a quick-glance to be able to say:
    "oh, you got Ed's autograph? well I saw his wang... top that."


    yeah..well i'm straight too...and i love Ed too...but i wouldn't be trying to peep out his shit at the urinal!!


    maybe you should just come out the closet now and get it over with :mrgreen::mrgreen:


    ...nah, it's more fun to drag it out. ;)

    :mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Epic Thread!!! 8-)
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  • sagapo1
    sagapo1 Posts: 186
    I'm glad you didn't say you were in the stall next to Eddie. :twisted:
    What a post.
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  • Vedder_Girl77
    Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,341
    Awesome story!!! It is cool to hear that Jeff, Eddie and Mike hang out in their spare time! It must be cool to live in Seattle and bump into these guys every now and then. I am jealous...would have loved to have been there! :P
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  • Boston Lou
    Boston Lou Posts: 280
    i would of asked to tap it for him

    just twice


    anything more would be weird
  • Riverrunner
    Riverrunner Posts: 2,419
    What kind of pants was he wearing? :lol:
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  • YoullseeDragons
    YoullseeDragons Posts: 2,144
    What a cool story, thanks for posting. Good thing you did not say "HI", you might have had piss on you shoes like Flounder at Delta House.
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    You know what?

    That would be the worst place to say "Bumps!"
    ...it could be misconstrued.
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  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    did you cross streams??? :o:lol: :oops: :roll:
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  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    vedder_soup wrote:
    did you cross streams??? :o:lol: :oops: :roll:


    nah..but he challenged Ed to a sword fight. :mrgreen:
  • U R A Crazy Breed
    U R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    Lucifer wrote:
    i would of asked to tap it

    just twice


    anything more would be weird

    in the "hood" asking to "tap it" means something else...you don't want Ed getting all "street" on your ass.....wait, would ya? ;):mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • ER182263
    ER182263 Posts: 67
    Wow...cool story! :D
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Imagine the conversation if they were peeing into a pond...

    lca1630: "Man, these waters are really cold"

    EdVed: "...and deep."
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  • BF2283
    BF2283 Posts: 3
    Aw, man. My friend was telling me about Ed being at the tractor last night, I just didn't think he was serious.

    That's quite a story!
  • wolfbear
    wolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Here's another article. :)

    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/ar ... ty_1092465

    PEARL JAM - VEDDER JOINS X STARS AT INAUGURAL PARTY

    PEARL JAM star EDDIE VEDDER stunned BARACK OBAMA fans at an Inauguration Day party in Seattle, Washington on Tuesday night (20Jan09) when he stepped up onstage to perform with punk icons JOHN DOE and EXENE CERVENKA.
    Vedder and bandmates Jeff Ament and Mike MCCready had managed to blend in with the crowd at the packed Tractor Tavern club when Doe called the Alive singer up onstage.
    Keeping a low profile in a black hat, he duetted with Cervenka on a rendition of X’s fan favourite The New World, and then used Doe's torso as a drum for another tune.
    As he left the stage, Doe joked, "Thank you, man in the black hat."
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."

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