The Top 10 Game
Options
Comments
-
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict dietwhat is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!"i forgot the words...."0 -
ZiggyStar wrote:Top 10 reasons why i'm/you're busting to wizz
1. 2nd coffee... bad.. very bad
2. from pics Pants posted in a Friday Funnies thread psssssssssssss
3. You have a urinary tract infection :eek:/Ive just had a multivitamin, a mega B and lots of water after gym. - its a funny colour
4. No toilet paper and hate using my hand
5. http://www.failblog.org
6. paper towels work, but won't flush down toilet :eek:
7. My bidet is broken and I don't want to wee without it
8. 'cos i've already started lining up for Kings of Leon bitches
9.Because I lost all my money and I don't have a pot to wizz in
10. Because you have a weaker bladder than a pregnant woman0 -
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...0 -
vital5 wrote:or cos ur asleep and heaven forbid... wizzing might make it a wet dream...
That may be true.....but since they don't even EXIST, it's not......★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★0 -
vital5 wrote:Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
......Because the pigeons refused to cross the road....
New one:
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080010/Call-centre-worker-caught-boss-posting-sickie-plan-Facebook.html0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley0 -
PJ_Saluki wrote:Top ten sick call excuses:7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
I was dating my boss' son lol:eek:
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
I was dating my boss' son lol:eek:
0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours"I'm Still Alive!!"0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
9. I hurt my bladder rollerbladingTake me for a ride before we leave...0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
10. Maaaaatt Daaaamon *ala Team America*"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet:
1) Hockey playing bears"I'm Still Alive!!"0 -
Top Ten Otto Mann Quotes
1. I know, the radio will tune them out! Guuuhhh, disco. Easy listening?! Country Western?! World music?! Urban Smooth? Salsa Fusion?! [turns the radio off, looking depressed until the bus passes Metallica's broken down bus]
Metallica! Am I on drugs?"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1) Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message PitSydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 20240 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
...maybewah0
Categories
- All Categories
- 148.8K Pearl Jam's Music and Activism
- 110K The Porch
- 273 Vitalogy
- 35K Given To Fly (live)
- 3.5K Words and Music...Communication
- 39.1K Flea Market
- 39.1K Lost Dogs
- 58.7K Not Pearl Jam's Music
- 10.6K Musicians and Gearheads
- 29.1K Other Music
- 17.8K Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
- 1.1K The Art Wall
- 56.7K Non-Pearl Jam Discussion
- 22.2K A Moving Train
- 31.7K All Encompassing Trip
- 2.9K Technical Stuff and Help