Name a movie that you would say F'in sucks not plain old sucks

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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    seanw1010 wrote:
    the same one i say in every one of these threads:
    juno fucking sucks

    also any movie with will ferrel in it other than old school

    just out of curiosity.. why do you think Juno sucks? I personally loved it. :)


    another movie that bites.. Futurama: Bender's Big Score. to be fair, I can't remember if it focking sucked or was just plain-old-crap.. but it was pretty dreadful. I can't remember laughing once.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Into the Wild...

    *runs*
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • j-bug
    j-bug Posts: 272
    The Dentist 2.

    god awful!
    i actualy felt like i saw the whole time i wasted watching was time of my life robbed from me.

    and the Haloween film Rob Zombie did.
    i did walk out of the cinema.
    WE GET IT.HE'S A PSYCHO THAT KILLS EVERYBODY!BIG DEAL!!!
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    Find be yourself.
    Don't follow the herd.
    Don't repeat in spite of the encores.
    Be yourself.
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  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    Lost Highway
  • Lostdoggie
    Lostdoggie Posts: 257
    Eyes Wide Shut - Watched it in the theatre and almost walked out but the GF made me stay.

    Napolean Dynamite - Complete shit
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

    8/20/98 - Montreal
    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • phillyfan
    phillyfan Posts: 831
    g under p wrote:
    Children of Men or something like that.

    Peace
    yeah was terrible
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • danielheyes
    danielheyes Posts: 362
    eMMI wrote:
    it still wasn't as bad as, for example, the movies I listed. :p

    in fact, it was so shite and so over the top that it was rather amusing and entertaining I think.

    well thats what i had hoped but no,didnt even raise a half smile! i was more annoyed by the end that it was two hours of my life ill never get back! and my mate still tries to tell me its a black comedy......its a shit comedy that aint even meant to be a comedy! ha! unless i totally missed the point and if i did then the point isnt really a point,its more of a long cylindrical shape that just rounds off at the end...........
    When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through......
  • danielheyes
    danielheyes Posts: 362
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    It was just entertaining. No harm in that.

    it was not entertaining,clowns are entertaining,dogs rolling over is entertaining,babies trying to walk is entertaining......

    that film should be wiped from all of mankinds memories so we wont know how low we sunk in the world of film-making......even bad films like semi-pro are entertaining enough to pass off as rubbish but this was a whole other level!

    now squeedgy your third eye and look at it again.......peice of shit! simple as!!!
    When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through......
  • pjfan020
    pjfan020 Posts: 426
    I thought cloverfield was pretty cool...if you were expecting anything but a godzilla movie then i can see why but they accomplished making a cool monster movie.

    my picks...

    Employee of the month (fuck dane cook..fuck 'em)
    Jason X (I love bad horror, but this was terrible)
    "Tonight we're just gonna play you some good old American Rock and Roll." tom petty-7-15-05
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    pjfan020 wrote:
    I thought cloverfield was pretty cool...if you were expecting anything but a godzilla movie then i can see why but they accomplished making a cool monster movie.

    Unforutunately I was expecting something better than Godzilla meets Blair Witch. Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but highly predictable, and quite honestly, the lead characters were so fucking annoying I couldn't have cared less if they got eaten by the monster.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    danielheyes wrote:
    it was not entertaining,clowns are entertaining,dogs rolling over is entertaining,babies trying to walk is entertaining......

    that film should be wiped from all of mankinds memories so we wont know how low we sunk in the world of film-making......even bad films like semi-pro are entertaining enough to pass off as rubbish but this was a whole other level!

    now squeedgy your third eye and look at it again.......peice of shit! simple as!!!
    I was entertained. Near pissed myself laughing, Watch it with friends when drunk. Anyone who calls it terrible utterly misses the point. It's so tongue-in-cheek that it defies criticism.

    I watch a lot of supposedly "proper" films. 80% of the films I watch aren't in English. I take a European cinema university course. I can be immensely snobbish about films, believe me :p And yet very few films entertained me as much as Snakes on a Plane :D If you watch it expecting something that's not utterly ridiculous and laughable then OF COURSE you'll think it's a pile of shit.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • BonnarooJam
    BonnarooJam Posts: 155
    The Flinstones
    "I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"

    "No, it was cordless."
  • facelift25
    facelift25 Posts: 19
    Any DMX movie
    "I sang "The Sound of Silence" in high school. It was a duet with this girl I had a crush on. And then she saw me at a party later on and I was really stoned, and she had nothing to do with me after that. Yeah, I guess I've always kind of crooned." - Matt Cameron on being asked about singing.
  • yoke
    yoke Posts: 1,440
    petrocs wrote:
    Fear Dot Com!


    I have to 2nd this... one of the worst movies I have even seen.



    oh and I can't forget Battlefield Earth
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  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    snipes824 wrote:
    the happening

    You are right. Awful, awful movie.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    wash_ wrote:
    The Happening. Not only was the story ridiculous (trees apparently listen to humans talking) but the acting was incredibly shite.

    Got to the point where it was funny it was so bad. Actually, it enters a new category for me...comedy. One of the most comic films i've seen this year!

    A quarter of the way through it I told my wife it looked like it was going to be a "so bad it's good" movie, but it actually was just bad with nothing redeeming about it. M. Night needs to hang it up.

    "This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad."
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • BinGnarly
    BinGnarly Posts: 508
    Evil Bong.
    Shows:
    San Diego 2003
    Grand Rapids 2004
    Grand Rapids 2006
    Detroit 2006
    Columbus 2010

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  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    pretty much anything with Will Smith, i-robot immediatly springs to mind.

    Got about 20minutes into The Black Dahlia last week and couldn't take anymore of it, and there was another I saw recent that had Hilary Swank as a teacher in a NYC high school that was pathetic.

    The Flintstones movie is a slab of uncompromising modern art!
    Lost Highway was typical Lynch really, maybe it begins screwing with your mind sooner than Mullholland Drive et al.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    elmer wrote:
    pretty much anything with Will Smith, i-robot immediatly springs to mind.

    Got about 20minutes into The Black Dahlia last week and couldn't take anymore of it, and there was another I saw recent that had Hilary Swank as a teacher in a NYC high school that was pathetic.

    The Flintstones movie is a slab of uncompromising modern art!
    Lost Highway was typical Lynch really, maybe it begins screwing with your mind sooner than Mullholland Drive et al.
    I really liked I Robot. It wasn't anywhere near as smart as it thought it was, but I enjoyed it as a dumb action movie. And Will Smith makes everything more tolerable.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    i love Lost Highway and just about everything Lynch has done. INLAND EMPIRE was pretty bad though.. no story after the first hour.

    the Ice Pirates is pretty bad. that's my choice w/out thinking about it too much.

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